Ah, the age old question finally answered!
Uncover the mystery for yourself (and calculate the damage done).
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Who is the King of Thieves? v1.0
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(P.S. This is not the final version. This one is very crude and only includes 2 accounts. It's still a little confusing, it's missing a little intro, and the calculated page isn't complete. But you get the idea.)
LONG LIVE THE KING!