What If Sosaria Had Match.com?

[DPudding]

Profile:

PointyEarsPuddin: Single Bluish/Grey Elf Seeks Female Companionship

Height: 3 Mongbats
Weight: 84 Stone
Build: Same as everybody else
Eyes: Chartreuse
Hair: The same color as invulnerability shields

Smoke: Only after a flamestrike, baby!
Politics: Whig
Turn ons: Killing scripters, working spawns and dying, throwing fits at Luna bank.
Turn offs: Lag, imps

About you:

Hey everybody! Never tried this before....but I'm 783...not getting any younger! I'm a sensitive elf with delicate needs. I like someone I can complain to....and someone that always agrees with me.....and....if you have some GM carpentry skills....that'd be great! So...if you like to kill stuff and you can res....shoot me a P.M.!!!

 

[DPudding]

This is a joke...btw.

 

[Aang]

This is a joke...btw.

I lol'd...a little

 

[Dixie]

Profile:

PointyEarsPuddin: Single Bluish/Grey Elf Seeks Feminine Companionship

Height: 3 Mongbats
Weight: 84 Stone
Build: Same as everybody else
Eyes: Chartreuse
Hair: The same color as invulnerability shields

Smoke: Only after a flamestrike, baby!
Politics: Whig
Turn ons: Killing scripters, working spawns and dying, throwing fits at Luna bank.
Turn offs: Lag, imps

About you:

Hey everybody! Never tried this before....but I'm 783...not getting any younger! I'm a sensitive elf with delicate needs. I like someone I can complain to....and someone that always agrees with me.....and....if you have some GM carpentry skills....that'd be great! So...if you like to kill stuff and you can res....shoot me a P.M.!!!

So you're okay with a girly man?

 

[DPudding]

So you're okay with a girly man?

Fixed it.

 

[Moonwynd]

Profile:

PointyEarsPuddin: Single Bluish/Grey Elf Seeks Feminine Companionship

Height: 3 Mongbats
Weight: 84 Stone
Build: Same as everybody else
Eyes: Chartreuse
Hair: The same color as invulnerability shields

Smoke: Only after a flamestrike, baby!
Politics: Whig
Turn ons: Killing scripters, working spawns and dying, throwing fits at Luna bank.
Turn offs: Lag, imps

About you:

Hey everybody! Never tried this before....but I'm 783...not getting any younger! I'm a sensitive elf with delicate needs. I like someone I can complain to....and someone that always agrees with me.....and....if you have some GM carpentry skills....that'd be great! So...if you like to kill stuff and you can res....shoot me a P.M.!!!

So you're okay with a girly man?

Gotta love it!