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bok! *flaps wings* Thank thee, slug! And a vote for Slug is a vote for slimey goodness!
You are starting to frighten me Sluggy!
Starting? I'm way past that but strangely enough, he grows on you. *LOL*
Maybe he'd say something that actually made sense???Starting to frighten you? Let me try harder.
OK so if there really is a Zombie Apocalypse, how would we know if Ozzie was a zombie or not? Even if he is drooling and tries to bite you, that really doesn't mean a whole lot
*takes a sip of coffee while reading the post and violently chokes and spits it out across the room then falls down on the floor rolling with laughter*
He just speaks Goblinese, that's all... Speaking of which, watch out for a goblin run tavern in the future. Goblins, chickens, slugs, and yes, even bats will be welcomed. But no humans, too many silly rules ! (Besides humans are unlikely to be able to tolerate it long, seeing as how goblins have a very well documented bladder weakness)