To my Stalker..

[GL-Player]

Hi Stalker, it's me ...Kulu

I have been enjoying the books you have written in my name. It has been a plesant suprise to bank and see and new book to read. My friends and I have have had a good laugh, but, I'm sorry to say ...... it's not working out between us..

no, no no, ..it's not you..its me..

Dont get me wrong, I enjoy a good obssesed freak like you as much as anyone, but lately my needs have changed, I need a psyco thats gonna stalk me the right way, one that follows me around incognito , one that leaves random gifts at my door and such.

I know, I know... its gonna be rough at first.

But, I'm sure as soon as you latch on to someone else and get knee-up into making life size doll of them for home use, you will forget all about me.

Again, thanks for your devoted obssession with me , the many real-life hours you actually put in write such good books, the many hours you must have stared at screenies of me.

You have me a better stalkee,

Thanks
Kulu

 

[Bazer]

ROFL wow, thanks i needed that laugh lol

 

[Hobo Sapien]

Pretty funny, I only hope its not true. If it is....... well holy crap!

 

[GL-Player]

No, it's true. Some freakshow made a char with my name and has been writing books at banks and moongates. Look around I am sure you will see one.

 

[Magdalene]

Like children. Tsk tsk...