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The trudging pack llama's were really getting fed up with this nonsense. "Haul stuff here, no wait..haul it back there" Boards and ingots weighed a lot! These miserly humans didn't even appreciate it! Did they get a few extra apples or carrots after a heavy day of hauling stuff back and forth? Did anyone take a brush and give them a good rubdown? Why they even were hauling valuables for some! Gold and treasures up and down the roads! From one house to another!
Not all humans were bad, some did make sure their packys had fresh water to drink and good grub after a long day of hauling, but these humans were not so kind.
After a particularly hard day of hauling ingots, boards, logs and various other heavy loads, up and down, up and down, and then given no pat on the head of a good job done, nor any fresh hay to lay down and rest their weary Llama legs on, the Llama's decided enough was enough!
They would destroy the houses of these humans..scatter their precious boards, ingots and treasures! Let the humans pick their own stuff up and put it back! "What if we're beat?" one asked. The reply was who ever tried would be spit on. Llama's love to spit you know, and llama spit is particularly nasty when one is riled! The Llama's would Rule! They had worked them selves up and decided No
human house was safe, they would tear them down as they came to them. But first they would take care of these miserly masters homes!
So plans were made and the llama's waited until the right time..and so it began...
Event: The Day the Llama's Ruled
Time: 7pm pst
Date: 8/30/14
Meet: West Brit Bank.
**Safe Journeys!**
The trudging pack llama's were really getting fed up with this nonsense. "Haul stuff here, no wait..haul it back there" Boards and ingots weighed a lot! These miserly humans didn't even appreciate it! Did they get a few extra apples or carrots after a heavy day of hauling stuff back and forth? Did anyone take a brush and give them a good rubdown? Why they even were hauling valuables for some! Gold and treasures up and down the roads! From one house to another!
Not all humans were bad, some did make sure their packys had fresh water to drink and good grub after a long day of hauling, but these humans were not so kind.
After a particularly hard day of hauling ingots, boards, logs and various other heavy loads, up and down, up and down, and then given no pat on the head of a good job done, nor any fresh hay to lay down and rest their weary Llama legs on, the Llama's decided enough was enough!
They would destroy the houses of these humans..scatter their precious boards, ingots and treasures! Let the humans pick their own stuff up and put it back! "What if we're beat?" one asked. The reply was who ever tried would be spit on. Llama's love to spit you know, and llama spit is particularly nasty when one is riled! The Llama's would Rule! They had worked them selves up and decided No
human house was safe, they would tear them down as they came to them. But first they would take care of these miserly masters homes!
So plans were made and the llama's waited until the right time..and so it began...
Event: The Day the Llama's Ruled
Time: 7pm pst
Date: 8/30/14
Meet: West Brit Bank.
**Safe Journeys!**
