*** Think Glen Quagmire from Family Guy***
Mystique: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Teddy: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Gonthrax: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Mystiques's mom.
(Wavace and Teddy drink.)
Mystique: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in an Atlanta airport bathroom.
(Only Wavace drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Mystique: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Wavace: Oh God.
(Wavace takes a drink.)
Teddy: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
Wavace: Oh come on!
(Wavace drinks again.)
Mystique: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Wavace: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Mystique: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Mystique: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Mystique: Fifty bucks.
Revvo: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Memnoch: 16.
Revvo: 18? You're first.
Memnoch: Dad!
Revvo: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!