OZOG AND ICKY

[whiterabbit]

Oblivious to the frantic activity taking place around her, Icky huddled beneath a flap of torn canvas, muttering to herself. "Neber shud hab letz Oops staye atz mees house soos longs."

soons as wees stops i gate yoos home to check yoos house
BEEES USINS DUTY TO CARE FER ORPHANED GOBLINS

 

[old gypsy]

soons as wees stops i gate yoos home to check yoos house
BEEES USINS DUTY TO CARE FER ORPHANED GOBLINS

"Yerg," replied Icky. "Butz Oops bees won annoyin orphin sumtimez."

 

[whiterabbit]

"Yerg," replied Icky. "Butz Oops bees won annoyin orphin sumtimez."

herz young

 

[old gypsy]

herz young

Icky nodded. "Yerg." She turned and pointed. "Deres anudder waters elimentel!" she shouted. "Da slug betters ducks!"

 

[Mrsbug]

Mees wakes up from mees nap on da ship and notices dat da slug is trying to fights water ellies...mees slams himz in da pack and helps icky and king ozog fight da ellie....dem neber letz mees rest. Mees tosses a water ellie killing pie at da ellie *Icky made dem pies* watches as da elie desolves . Wees deres yetz?

 

[old gypsy]

Icky clapped her hands, then pulled more pies out of her pack and offered them to the bold little heroine. "Yoos bees a goos shot!" she said. "Keep da slug outta da waye en keeps throwin dose pies till da ellies criez fer mercies!"

 

[whiterabbit]

WHEW WEES PAST DEM TINGS.
EBERRYONE HEAL UP
*HEARS A CRASH* RUH OH ICE BERG? FINDS DA LIFE BOATS !!! AN BRINGS BLANKETS IN CASE WEES NEEDS TO MAKE A SAIL. KEEPS SLUGGY DRY DAT SALT WATER!!!

 

[old gypsy]

Icky began to turn quite green -- something a gray goblin like herself was not supposed to do. "Ozog," she muttered, "mees feelin see sick." She turned and disappeared into the cargo hold. "Yoos kin letz mees noe wen wees git bac homes, girkle."

 

[The Slug]

WHEW WEES PAST DEM TINGS.
EBERRYONE HEAL UP
*HEARS A CRASH* RUH OH ICE BERG? FINDS DA LIFE BOATS !!! AN BRINGS BLANKETS IN CASE WEES NEEDS TO MAKE A SAIL. KEEPS SLUGGY DRY DAT SALT WATER!!!

Sad thing is this is quite possibly the best vacation I have ever had. I really need to get out more I guess

 

[whiterabbit]

Icky da boat might beees sinking get ina life boat wif usins *grabs icky' leg and pulls herz outob da hold*

 

[old gypsy]

Icky looked past Ozog and gazed strangely at the water. Leaning far over the ship's railing, she mused, "Maybees da meenin ub life bees unders da water... mees wunders wot itz lookie likez unders da water..."

 

[Mrsbug]

mees sits in da wife boat eating dried worms......mmmm num num . *Pokes a worm into slugs mouf* while eating dried worms mees mutters ...meaning of wife is someting yoos makes wife fer yoos self. *continues eating dried worms*

 

[whiterabbit]

*grabs icky and puts hers in life boat* *tells reeky to holds herz tite* LOOKS DER BEEES FROZEN LAND UP AHEAD. ebuddies dat kin row wif dem paddles.

 

[old gypsy]

Icky stared blankly ahead. "Wot iffin dere iznt eny meenin?" she whispered to herself. "Wot iffin wees jes onz a wile geese chase?"

 

[whiterabbit]

WEEES FINDS OUT SOONS ICKY

 

[old gypsy]

Icky nodded, frowning. "Mees tink da gypsies mite noe, butz itz lookie lik dey nots talkin."

 

[whiterabbit]

OKIES ties ups da boat. wee gotta go climb dat mountian.
dont looks to bads but sure bees cold here.
weees got dem blankets an ropes?

 

[old gypsy]

Icky got busy and collected their gear. "Yerg," she said. "Mess gesses wees reddy."

 

[whiterabbit]

OKIE DOKIE MEEES GOES 1ST, DIN REEKY, DIN ICKY, DIN MZ BUG
WOOS CARRING SLUGGY?

SHARES DA GEAR TO BEEES CARRIED

 

[old gypsy]

Icky looked down and wiggled her toes. "Uh-ohs," she said. "Wees dint brings feets warmerz."

 

[Mrsbug]

mees follows King Ozog and Icky up da hill wif slug warm in mees back pack...but mees toes are cold....wees could keeps our fees warm by smearking dem wif slug slime...mees hears its keeps eberyting warm and toasty....wees also u se it toos slides on.

 

[whiterabbit]

MEES KNEW SLUGGY WOOD COMES IN HANDY

 

[whiterabbit]

Icky looked down and wiggled her toes. "Uh-ohs," she said. "Wees dint brings feets warmerz."

YOOOS WEARS DEM LEAPING BOTTIES MEES GIBED YOO?

 

[old gypsy]

Icky's expression brightened. "OH! Mees foregotz bout dat! Yerg!" She leaped high into the air and over the side. Fortunately, she managed to grab hold and avoided what could have been a prolonged and extremely cold dunking.

She smiled sheepishly as she clambered back onto the boat. "Da booties be warmz!" she said.

 

[Mrsbug]

*as wees climb da cold a$$ mountain* mees ponders on da mean to wife.... Ozog and Icky mees tinks wees bees lost. Mees out of dries worms. Mees hungurry. *strarts crying*

 

[whiterabbit]

icky brimg sums pies wee bees okie
looks wees kin seed da

 

[old gypsy]

Icky pulled some now-frozen edibles out of her pack. "Mees gnu yoos allz wud bees hungrie, so mees brot yoos dis ta chews onz." She happily offered a respast of roasted turkey legs, dehydrated turnips, and compost cookies. "Mees even brot sumthin betters!" she said, laying before them a beautiful Baked Alaska.

 

[Reeky Bugbutt]

*as wees climb da cold a$$ mountain* mees ponders on da mean to wife.... Ozog and Icky mees tinks wees bees lost. Mees out of dries worms. Mees hungurry. *strarts crying*

*pulls out frozen turnips* Mees also catched some fishys so wees cans make turnip/fish soup wif slug slime

 

[whiterabbit]

weees camps heres tonite
makes sheater from dem balnkets starts fire
wee gets to ta top tomorrows

 

[whiterabbit]

YAY wees at dat top. looks seed down der. beees green. lets usins slide down onusins butts. *WHEEEEE* * JUMPS DOWN LANDIN ON HIMZ BUTT, SLIDING DOWN HILL. WHEEEEE

 

[old gypsy]

Icky followed, although she made her way down the hill more carefully than Ozog. "Yoos gonna gits blistars en splintarz inz yoos butt, Ozog," she called after him.

 

[The Slug]

Icky followed, although she made her way down the hill more carefully than Ozog. "Yoos gonna gits blistars en splintarz inz yoos butt, Ozog," she called after him.

*heads down in Reeky's pack* watch out for that ..... *faceplants on only rock for miles sticking out of snow*

Why are we doing this again? Oh yeah, she slugs with few if any inhibitions

 

[whiterabbit]

Icky followed, although she made her way down the hill more carefully than Ozog. "Yoos gonna gits blistars en splintarz inz yoos butt, Ozog," she called after him.

NAH BEES ALL SNOW ....WHEEEEEEEEEE

 

[The Slug]

NAH BEES ALL SNOW ....WHEEEEEEEEEE

I have to disagree with that. There was one rock jutting up. *rubs bruise on eyestalk* A slug with a black eye. Whoda thunk?

 

[whiterabbit]

REEKY JUST DUNNO HOW TO STEERS

 

[old gypsy]

I have to disagree with that. There was one rock jutting up. *rubs bruise on eyestalk* A slug with a black eye. Whoda thunk?

"Deres moor den a rock unders dat wite stuffs," said Icky. "Deres sharpe stickz en stuffs, toos" she added, lifting one foot slightly and staring mournfully down at her torn green leprechaun bootie.

 

[whiterabbit]

OH NOS

 

[The Slug]

"Deres moor den a rock unders dat wite stuffs," said Icky. "Deres sharpe stickz en stuffs, toos" she added, lifting one foot slightly and staring mournfully down at her torn green leprechaun bootie.

Oh? terrific. *wonders why I never invented full titanium slug body armor* I need it traveling with y'all

 

[whiterabbit]

"Deres moor den a rock unders dat wite stuffs," said Icky. "Deres sharpe stickz en stuffs, toos" she added, lifting one foot slightly and staring mournfully down at her torn green leprechaun bootie.

WEEES KIN FIX DEM ICKY

 

[whiterabbit]

MEEES GLAD WEES PUTZ ITCHY AN PITA INA STABLES

 

[old gypsy]

"Uh-ohs," said Icky. "Mees tink mees lefts Itchy inz da house. Surez hopes herz don eet allz da foods wees lef outz fer bisiters."

 

[whiterabbit]

oops an luann watches herz
weees here nicey warm an seeds alla da flafers?

 

[whiterabbit]

LOOK SEED OBER DER *POINTS* A FAIRY RING, BET DATS GOOS PLACE TO STARTS
*STARTS TRUDGING OFF IN DAT DIRECTION* SMELL SOO PURDY HERE AND WARM, AN PEACEFUL

 

[old gypsy]

"Flafers!" cried Icky, clapping her hands together. "Dey arr soooo purdy! En dere arr soooo meny ub dem!"

 

[whiterabbit]

okie dokie
wees kin rest fer awhile ina da flafers, wees had hard journey. *takes off himz botties so himz kin wiggle hims toes ina da soft dirt beteen da flafers*

 

[old gypsy]

Icky pressed her nose against a peculiar looking flower. She smiled strangely, then looked at Ozog. "Ohhh," she said, giggling. "Yoos bees sech a purdy color, Ozog!"

 

[whiterabbit]

ruh oh everybuddies no smells dat kinda flafer. mebe wees better get mobe on .pack up wees mobin

 

[old gypsy]

"Watiz," said Icky. "Mees needz ta gits da seedz ferst!"

 

[whiterabbit]

*GRABS ICKY'S ARM COMEON DAT FLAFER BEES TO WIERD!!! LOOK SEED DER DA FAIRY RING, SUMBUDDY STANDIN IN ITZ. *WITH DAT SAID A SOFT VOICE CAN BE HEARD. " WELCOME MY CHILDREN, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU."
"HAVE NO FEAR COME TO THE RING"

 

[old gypsy]

Icky's eyes grew wide and she froze in place, letting the seed pod in her hand drop unnoticed to the ground.