I missed it, was it good? What was the outcome?
Tuesday's Event in Ten Simple Steps
1) Enter Casca, pursued by an invisible bear. Casca and the populace of Oceania have a polite discussion over tea and spittle, regarding the correct leadership of this fine realm Britannia.
2) Dawn appears, to much joy.
3) Casca and Dawn have a polite discussion over tea and Samaira. It is recommended by several members of the audience that Dawn be crowned Queen.
4) Dawn produces one (1) medium-sized mysterious ruby. Casca proceeds to have an attack of the vapours.
5) Dawn, Casca and the populace of Oceania have a polite discussion over tea and Don Juan. Casca proposes to Dawn. No, really, he does. In an unforeseen twist, Dawn shows no desire to marry him. Ravenwood proposes to Dawn and is ignored. Lindae proposes to Casca and is ignored. The logical progression of events is for Ravenwood to propose to Lindae, but everybody is distracted by Casca having a hilarious public meltdown.
6) Casca cries like a little she-elf and it is inexplicably distressing for certain members of the audience.
7) Dawn breaks the ruby, much to everyone's delight.
8) Casca kicks the bucket. The crowd goes wild.
9) There is much rejoicing over tea and Shiel. Shiel is sensible and coherent. It is a miracle that she escapes with her life.
10) Dawn retreats tactfully. Casca is left simply lying on the stage. The good citizens of Britannia speculate about whether he could be given a funeral or at least buried, but Aeon assures us that the castle staff will take care of it. Presumably, Casca's body has either been thrown into the Castle British moat, or given to Pepta the Taste-Tester to use as she will.
