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I'm tellin' ya... Someone over at the EA/Mythic Power Station hit the "Do Not Press" button. A random employee who was on their donut/doughnut break "accidently" hit it. Insert other non-existent conspiracy theories here! D'oh!
I'm just glad that someone else hit the "In Case of Emergency, Hit THIS Because Someone Hit the 'Do Not Press' button, Button". Wait, wha...???
I'm just glad that someone else hit the "In Case of Emergency, Hit THIS Because Someone Hit the 'Do Not Press' button, Button". Wait, wha...???
Hail Brother Nok!When the shard goes down, just press the Easy button. Dispenses more sake.
If there was a magic button that dispenses neverending sake, I would do one of 69 things, but here's just a few:
1) Crying tears of joy, gently rocking myself back and forth, arms wrapped around my legs softly saying to myself, "Thank you...Praise be, thank you! Dreams really do come true! I'm alive!!! ALIVE!!!"
2) Never leave my house except in times of emergency.
3) Create a big, arse neon sign that says, "If you under the legal drinking age, please do note press this button because magic sake is a terrible thing to waste. If you waste this wonderous drink, please be prepared to run around my big, arse house, nude, while holding 69 gallons of peanut butter. Love always, Me."
4) Build my dream theme park affectionately named, "Sake-Nudesey-Land". Beverages, foodstuffs, and desserts will be served by slightly nude employees. I would treat our employees with the best, i.e. health insurance, dental, vision, 401k, stocks, and lotion to help with chafing, just to name a few.
5) Do all of the above!
That magic button would be tempting, indeed!