(RP) Lord Gareth For Governor of New Magincia

[Lord Gareth]

Lord Gareth For Governor of New Magincia
The Future Is Bright Ahead!​

A Vote for Generosity!

A Vote for Appreciation of Goblins!

A Vote for Representation Equal for all Citizens!

A Vote for Equality!

A Vote for Trustworthy Leadership!

A Vote for Helpfulness!

 

[cazador]

You have my vote! +1


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[WildStar]

*wonders if the R includes savages*

 

[Lord Gareth]

*wonders if the R includes savages*

*Politician Reply*
If it gets me a vote, then Yes!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Sabages always bees welcom in Jheloms and Pitmuck!

Scabby

 

[whiterabbit]

booo @Gareth

 

[Lord Gareth]

booo @Gareth

You're hurting my feelings​

[[Gareth's Feelings]]
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Goblins can be so cruel sometimes...probably even crueler if elected Governors

 

[Lord Gareth]

You have my vote! +1


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I have Minions?!?! Excellent!!! Now what shall I do with these Minions of mine......?
*Plans the invasion of Normandy aka Pitmuck*

 

[whiterabbit]

laufs bring it

 

[whiterabbit]

GOBLINS FER ALLA DA GUBNORSHIPS !!!!

 

[Lord Gareth]

GOBLINS FER ALLA DA GUBNORSHIPS !!!!

MINIONS!!!
Grab those extra Roofing papers over there!
Grab those extra bottles of Tanglefoot from over here!
Hand me that Heavy Crossbow! And those Bolts!

*Walks over to the rotting Goblin pee stump that smells like a Troll*

Now Minions...LISTEN UP AND PAY ATTENTION!!!
Find every Goblin Pee stump and do what I am about to do

*Loads Heavy Crossbow*
*Pours Tanglefoot over a piece of Roofing Paper*
*Slides head of the bolt through the Roofing Paper*
*Fires at the Pee Stump*

Let's see them try to "Run" for anything now!
:mylittlepony:

 

[whiterabbit]

NO PEEES STUMPS NP WEE JUST PEEES ONA YOOS

 

[Lord Gareth]

NO PEEES STUMPS NP WEE JUST PEEES ONA YOOS

All Minions ABORT!!!
ABORT Operation Tanglefoot!!!

 

[old gypsy]

*Loads Heavy Crossbow*
*Pours Tanglefoot over a piece of Roofing Paper*
*Slides head of the bolt through the Roofing Paper*
*Fires at the Pee Stump*

Let's see them try to "Run" for anything now!

Thank goodness that's been nixed!