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... that you will delusionally attempt to spawn by killing millions of my non neon brothers brothers so you can spawn me and tame me for your wife Ally.
My name is neon crack bunny, and you will hear rumors of my existence and may even see pictures of me posted by sadistic photo shopping fellow UO players.
Those pictures and this post are in an effort to convince you to spend hours of your pathetic existence attempting to cause my appearance through pointless carpel tunnel inducing clicks of your mouse to cast fireball and examine our fur for glances of neon through the trees and bushes we insist on spawning under and refuse to move away from.
This is just one of our many tactics to assist our friends who make replacement mouse button switches with their job security. It is not like you needed pain free use of your wrists anyways, did you think that the internet was built to allow you many extended hours of pain free masturbation into your 80's?
Oh deluded mindless men, find and tame a neon bunny for your UO wife today, or suffer through the eons in the awareness that everyone else pwns you in the bunny taming skills department.
****staggers out to PetSmart to buy a real life freaking bunny and swings by Home Depot to get some neon pink spray paint*****
I hope what ever judge gets assigned my case plays UO ****mutters to himself about conspiracy theories and staggers out the door*****
My name is neon crack bunny, and you will hear rumors of my existence and may even see pictures of me posted by sadistic photo shopping fellow UO players.
Those pictures and this post are in an effort to convince you to spend hours of your pathetic existence attempting to cause my appearance through pointless carpel tunnel inducing clicks of your mouse to cast fireball and examine our fur for glances of neon through the trees and bushes we insist on spawning under and refuse to move away from.
This is just one of our many tactics to assist our friends who make replacement mouse button switches with their job security. It is not like you needed pain free use of your wrists anyways, did you think that the internet was built to allow you many extended hours of pain free masturbation into your 80's?
Oh deluded mindless men, find and tame a neon bunny for your UO wife today, or suffer through the eons in the awareness that everyone else pwns you in the bunny taming skills department.
****staggers out to PetSmart to buy a real life freaking bunny and swings by Home Depot to get some neon pink spray paint*****
I hope what ever judge gets assigned my case plays UO ****mutters to himself about conspiracy theories and staggers out the door*****
