Good Day Catskills - 2010-02-09

[Podolak]

*slips in to the tavern with a large cake, setting it down on a table near the counter*

Well....cake was requested and so it is provided.

*the cake is leaning slightly and dripping frosting. The not so frosted areas of the bottom reveal a nicely charred surface. A few egg shells can be seen protruding from various places on the cake as well*

I tried to follow the recipe but sometimes you have to improvise right? Well, dig in.

*moves back to the counter and starts the hot water and coffee*

Good day everyone.

 

[CatLord]

* walks in quietly... *

Good morning...

 

[Podolak]

*nods to the meer*

Good morning. It seems the gods didn't care much for my inquiry about how a ethreal horse goes "wild".

Oh well...

How are you today?

 

[CatLord]

It was a relaxing night... unplanned...

You should leave a note at the pub bulletin board explaining the wild horse event.

 

[Podolak]

Very unplanned but very nice too. I finally got one of my houses a bit more decorated too. I got a new hearth installed of all things. Imagine going this far through winter without one...

Which public bulletin board are you referring?

 

[Black Sun]

*enters and stops in his tracks, staring at the frosted monstrosity sitting on the counter*
Somebody kill that thing before it reproduces.

 

[CatLord]

Guess we need one placed somewhere...

Alot of people come and go...

 

[CatLord]

Somebody kill that thing before it reproduces.

* throws a dart covered in some glowing goo, hitting the monster in the chest (?) *

What was it?

 

[Podolak]

*chuckles*

What are you saying Black Sun? I cook as well as I PVP!

 

[CatLord]

Oh!... * looks at the thingy*

oh oh...

* removes the poisoned dart... *

I think I killed it...

 

[Black Sun]

*chuckles*

What are you saying Black Sun? I cook as well as I PVP!

An illustrated ranking of Podolak's skills.
by Black Sun

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[Claudia1]

*walks in slowly and stops and looks up at Podolak* You didn't *pokes the cake* ugh! you did! I cant be sick everyopone will STARVE! *sits on the couch with her blanket a mask on so no one gets swine flu!

 

[CatLord]

* whistles innocently while picking his cup of coffee and walking to his usual table... *

 

[Corvak]

*chuckles*

What are you saying Black Sun? I cook as well as I PVP!

Have you tasted his cooking? His cooking IS PvP! *ducks*

 

[Black Sun]

I was thinking bio-terrorism, but PvP is a nicer way to put it I suppose.

 

[kelmo]

*chuckles*

 

[Podolak]

An illustrated ranking of Podolak's lack of skills.
by Black Sun

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I fixed your post Black Sun, it is far more accurate now.

I think you and Corvak are on to something. Two negatives make a positive right?

-1 x -1 = 1

So....lack of pvp skill X lack of cooking skill = bio terrorism. I could totally own this shard now. Thank you two for the amazing idea. I might actually make something of myself yet!

 

[Podolak]

*sets a platter of fish chips down in front of the meer*

It is getting that time I think...

*notices Claudia enter the tavern*

Now what are you doing here? Are you trying to get us all sick. Talk about bio-terrorism. Away with you to the back room, I have a little fire all set up for you to stay warm with. No arguing, off you go. You are off duty I have a doctors note saying so. Besides, there is enough cake hear to kill an army.

 

[CatLord]

*sets a platter of fish chips down in front of the meer*

* sniffs the fish... *

* sips his coffee... *

 

[edenmason]

*slips into the back of the room*

The smells of the room brings back memories of days gone by. Of battles won and lost. Of friends and foes.

*watches the people interact, come and go, lost in the memories long suppressed*

 

[Norrar]

*Sneaks in and steals the "cake" for use as a crude bludgeoning weapon*

 

[Podolak]

*eyes widen brightly as he notices a dear old friend enter the tavern*

Hmm...

*a smile can't help but creep on to his face*

Pardon me folks.

*makes his way to the back where the battle worn but very respectable looking warrior has seated herself*

M'lady *his smile widens ever so slightly* what might I get for you today?

 

[Podolak]

*Sneaks in and steals the "cake" for use as a crude bludgeoning weapon*

Careful, I might have used a bit of blackrock in the recipe.

Oh wait...it is Va'lis never mind.

 

[edenmason]

* smiling at her old friend *

"What would you suggest?"

 

[Podolak]

Vesperian tea is a good starter M'lady.

 

[edenmason]

"Sounds nice and warming. Nice to hear M'lady again opposed to Hunter. "

*longs for days of old*

"Too many nights out in the cold. Could you suggest something to eat as well?"

 

[Flutter]

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