Post counts are for suckers and Commies /php-bin/shared/images/icons/smash.gif.
Serously though, on the two other boards I'm on, only things post counts do is tell you how many posts you've had. On one, you used to need 10 posts to get an avatar, twenty for an adjustable title, but they got rid of that (I think), and the other, it was 10 posts to become a Bounty Hunter and that was it. If you're lucky, you get a custom title from the mods. And so, if the post count returner just scans what's left, what good is it gonna do me? I get back, what, around 10 posts, if that? Meh, why bother then. I usually didn't even go by titles as for a post anyway, just if I regognized them or not.
So, whatever. You know I'm me, I know I'm me, that other guy know I'm, that guy that doesn't post here because his computer's stuck in his liver by the modem port end knows I'm me, that candy bar you just ate, well, it doesn't know I'm me, but that's because candy bars are morons, but the nugat IN the candy bar knows I'm me, Roscoe knows he's Bob Sword, so, um, yeh, whatever, give my posts counts to charity then. Maybe they'll keep some drunk hobo warm. Or send him to the middle of Saturn, one of them.