hallo leithia and frends :]
amber witch has asked me to tech you how to make teas. i do not know why she thinks i am an expat on teas, i prefer coffe and canot make them, but amber is my frend so i will tell you everything i know insted. is it so in britania that fine rich ladies drink teas for every meal and that is how they are ladies? it seems to be such. (if you want to drink whisky or anything you will not be less of a lady to me, my mother drank a bowl of kvass every morning and nite all her life and it never did her any harm.) also i have drawn picturs for you to ilustrate, and if you make it to the end of this article, there is a suprise. :]
warning: there are picturs of me and i am not very pretty.
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Aleenikah’s Guide to Teas
Section 1: Varities
what do you think of when you think of teas? do you think of a britanian brekfast tea with a teapot and those pretty china teacups? amber witch says you do not like the taste of tea, but did you know there are meny diferent types of teas! they come from all over the werld, and taste of all diferent things, including herbs and flurs (and some of them taste like bugs to me but i am told that is just because i am od). you can still drink them out of teacups becase teacups are attractive, and when pered with a nice tablecloth, they make any kitchen look betiful. :]
here are some varities of teas avelable in Britain. i went shoping just so i could tell you of them all.
Britanian Brekfast: this is most common sort of tea. you have probebly drank it meny times, maybe with scones or biskits, such as honey amond biskits or choclit chip cookies or shortbreds. or walnut clusters or fudge brownies. or vanila bean dippers or cinnamon ankruste or somthing lindee says is called a “Currant Tarrant” but i think he is lie. The reason i talk about all the biskits is becase there is nothing speciel to say about the tea. is normal tea. is sweet and mild. if you do not like it, maybe you need somthing stronger and more manly. there is also a Trinsic Brekfast that is apparently diferent but it tastes exactly the same, I do not understand.
Earl Grey: this tea is populer with rich people. it can be drank with lemon or milk, but i am told lemon is prefered and is said that if you drink it with milk, you are wrong and shuld not be drinking tea at all, you shuld be drinking some common drink like beer. i do not like this tea. it tastes like bugs and noblemen.
Yew Aromatic: this tea is disgusting. they say is good for you. i would rather be sick. It comes from yew and is full of herbs and bitters, but it tastes like stale wine. i think they bottle some old swamp water and sell it for profits. do not drink this tea, it will make you cry.
Lemon Tea: this tea is made with lemon jooce and served cold with mint and somtimes ginger. it comes from Skara Bree. it is nice, very refresh, but i do not know how people drink a lot of it becase it is acidic and makes my tung go furred. still it is a good tea. is much better than aromatic.
Northlands Peech: is peech tea from up past Yew. super sweet and delisious. you shuld try it.
Ilshenar Caravan: this is lie! is not anything like what you drink in an ilshenar caravan! (I will get to that in a minit.) is just a name given to make it sound exotik so britanians will pay more money for it. but apart from that, is nice. very flavourful, a bit spicy. i think you may like it if britanian breakfast is not nice enough for you.
Bukkaner’s Den Special: i drank this and one hour later i woke up in the Britain moat with all my money gone. :< i do not even think it was a tea at all. avoid.
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next i will tell you about teas from all over the world. :]
amber witch has asked me to tech you how to make teas. i do not know why she thinks i am an expat on teas, i prefer coffe and canot make them, but amber is my frend so i will tell you everything i know insted. is it so in britania that fine rich ladies drink teas for every meal and that is how they are ladies? it seems to be such. (if you want to drink whisky or anything you will not be less of a lady to me, my mother drank a bowl of kvass every morning and nite all her life and it never did her any harm.) also i have drawn picturs for you to ilustrate, and if you make it to the end of this article, there is a suprise. :]
warning: there are picturs of me and i am not very pretty.
~*~
Aleenikah’s Guide to Teas
Section 1: Varities
what do you think of when you think of teas? do you think of a britanian brekfast tea with a teapot and those pretty china teacups? amber witch says you do not like the taste of tea, but did you know there are meny diferent types of teas! they come from all over the werld, and taste of all diferent things, including herbs and flurs (and some of them taste like bugs to me but i am told that is just because i am od). you can still drink them out of teacups becase teacups are attractive, and when pered with a nice tablecloth, they make any kitchen look betiful. :]
here are some varities of teas avelable in Britain. i went shoping just so i could tell you of them all.
Britanian Brekfast: this is most common sort of tea. you have probebly drank it meny times, maybe with scones or biskits, such as honey amond biskits or choclit chip cookies or shortbreds. or walnut clusters or fudge brownies. or vanila bean dippers or cinnamon ankruste or somthing lindee says is called a “Currant Tarrant” but i think he is lie. The reason i talk about all the biskits is becase there is nothing speciel to say about the tea. is normal tea. is sweet and mild. if you do not like it, maybe you need somthing stronger and more manly. there is also a Trinsic Brekfast that is apparently diferent but it tastes exactly the same, I do not understand.
Earl Grey: this tea is populer with rich people. it can be drank with lemon or milk, but i am told lemon is prefered and is said that if you drink it with milk, you are wrong and shuld not be drinking tea at all, you shuld be drinking some common drink like beer. i do not like this tea. it tastes like bugs and noblemen.
Yew Aromatic: this tea is disgusting. they say is good for you. i would rather be sick. It comes from yew and is full of herbs and bitters, but it tastes like stale wine. i think they bottle some old swamp water and sell it for profits. do not drink this tea, it will make you cry.
Lemon Tea: this tea is made with lemon jooce and served cold with mint and somtimes ginger. it comes from Skara Bree. it is nice, very refresh, but i do not know how people drink a lot of it becase it is acidic and makes my tung go furred. still it is a good tea. is much better than aromatic.
Northlands Peech: is peech tea from up past Yew. super sweet and delisious. you shuld try it.
Ilshenar Caravan: this is lie! is not anything like what you drink in an ilshenar caravan! (I will get to that in a minit.) is just a name given to make it sound exotik so britanians will pay more money for it. but apart from that, is nice. very flavourful, a bit spicy. i think you may like it if britanian breakfast is not nice enough for you.
Bukkaner’s Den Special: i drank this and one hour later i woke up in the Britain moat with all my money gone. :< i do not even think it was a tea at all. avoid.
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next i will tell you about teas from all over the world. :]