After tonight's incident, I felt it was my duty to apply for the Royal Guard. I hope some follow in my steps, as I fear our land is in grave danger and needs all the help it can muster.
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Well, well. Apparently certain Royal Guards just don't want lil' ole Calina in their midst. My post was removed from the board in their barracks!
What's wrong? Is Casca intimidated by redheads who carry big swords?
Hmm, maybe that's the problem... maybe my sword's bigger than his
What's wrong? Is Casca intimidated by redheads who carry big swords?
Hmm, maybe that's the problem... maybe my sword's bigger than his
it is those red lips...they are distracting
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Lerth Clot
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That's why I always ask to see a drivers license. Finding a sword when you're expecting the person to be "unarmed" is scary.Well, well. Apparently certain Royal Guards just don't want lil' ole Calina in their midst. My post was removed from the board in their barracks!
What's wrong? Is Casca intimidated by redheads who carry big swords?
Hmm, maybe that's the problem... maybe my sword's bigger than his
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Corvak
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the recruiters are used to seeing dirty peasants, instead of warriors decked out in artis. They're just intimidated.
The Royal Guard has recieved your application and is currently reviewing it for future consideration. Please allow 6 to 8 months for processing. If accepted you will be contacted by one of our representitives for a phase one interview/orientation/aptitude/drug test. Thank you for applying to the Royal Guard.
Drug test?
*Hides her bag of Miniature Mushrooms*
*Hides her bag of Miniature Mushrooms*
That board is old, and has never worked properly.Well, well. Apparently certain Royal Guards just don't want lil' ole Calina in their midst. My post was removed from the board in their barracks!
What's wrong? Is Casca intimidated by redheads who carry big swords?
Hmm, maybe that's the problem... maybe my sword's bigger than his
It was placed, as well as the other things in that office, by Cort Malic.
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Mikeee
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Not only is Calina the first to sign up but also the first to get rejected!
I'm tellin' ya, it's the sword
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LOL!That's why I always ask to see a drivers license. Finding a sword when you're expecting the person to be "unarmed" is scary.Well, well. Apparently certain Royal Guards just don't want lil' ole Calina in their midst. My post was removed from the board in their barracks!
What's wrong? Is Casca intimidated by redheads who carry big swords?
Hmm, maybe that's the problem... maybe my sword's bigger than his