Due to a despicable wave of SAUSAGE EATING, our reporters have been too scared to come out from behind their news desks these days... as a consequence, the reports are behind the times! In a desperate attempt to get them up before the voting begins, there shall be no colour commentary today, just newsy goodness!
Firstly, Heimlich's speech at the The King's Men Theatre in North Britain
Nathan Hawke's speech at the Councillors Hall:
Firstly, Heimlich's speech at the The King's Men Theatre in North Britain
[Aron Swordmaster]: *applause*
[Alaster The Mad]: * claps*
[Heimlich]: *takes off hat*
[Kou]: *Claps*
[Heimlich]: good evening ladies and gentlemen
[Irvyn]: *smiles*
[Heimlich]: thankyou for coming out tonight
[Mary-Ann]: good evening
[Nathan Hawke]: Evening
[Mary-Ann]: sshhh let him concentrate
[Alaster The Mad]: other door keenan
[Heimlich]: i'd like to start by saying how happy i am to be able to sit up here
[Alaster The Mad]: south from where you are
[Alaster The Mad]: keenan
[Heimlich]: petitioning you good people for your votes to allow me to become lord protector of the realm
[Alaster The Mad]: i'll be back in a eye clinging !
[Kou]: *Listens intently*
[Alaster The Mad]: humpf!
[Alaster The Mad]: dont sit on me !
[Heimlich]: to be considered for such a prestigious position is a great honour for me
[Keenan]: *pinches alaster*
[Alaster The Mad]: omg!!
[Heimlich]: someone who has come from humble beginnings
[Heimlich]: with no titles, no lands, and only modest means
[Heimlich]: *pushes stool back*
[Alaster The Mad]: ok i know keenan, i stink
[Heimlich]: but i am here today to try to convince you that i am the man for the job also
[Irvyn]: *listens*
[Heimlich]: some of you may know me quite well already, others not so much
[Heimlich]: i have been the leader of a guild for the past few years, and while we have not made our mark
[Heimlich]: on the national stage, as it were
[Heimlich]: we have helped to promote equality, fairness and peace between the peoples of britannia
[Nathan Hawke]: *nods*
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Keenan]: shows off heimi for pres pins*
[Heimlich]: leading my guild, and interacting with other guilds and peoples, i feel i have attained
[Alaster The Mad]: * prepares petals of rose for heimi*
[Heimlich]: a useful knowledge of diplomacy and also leadership skills
[Alaster The Mad]: damn, it was meant for ally chan, sorry
[Heimlich]: which can be adapted for leading a greater cause
[Heimlich]: i have no affiliation with any cities; something which may hinder my fellow candidates
[Irvyn]: *brief smile*
[Heimlich]: they may be torn between the needs of their own, and the needs of the empire
[Heimlich]: whereas i may be able to step in to neighbourly disputes between cities as an unbiased mediator
[Goldi]:
[Mary-Ann]: *nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: *ponders*
[Irvyn]: *nods thoughtfully*
[Heimlich]: i also believe if pre-empting and preventing potential problems for the kingdom
[Mary-Ann]: use smaller words! giving me a headache!
[Heimlich]: would mericles have been able to carry out his mad reign of terror if we had made sure
[Heimlich]: to stop him the first time, or if not before?
[Nathan Hawke]: Hmm
[Nathan Hawke]: *shifts uneasily in his seat*
[Heimlich]: the orcs, the dark elves - were these not 'problems' or conflicts which could have been avoided
[Heimlich]: with proper monitoring of the situation, or even diplomacy?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *rubs chin thoughtfully*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's true i must admit
[Keenan]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: even if esca comes with mad bears mask
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's true !
[Heimlich]: i fought in a fair number of those battles it is true
[Heimlich]: if i believe an order or action is for the good of the kingdom, i will not hesitate
[Heimlich]: but if a more peaceful, a more thoughtful option is available...
[Heimlich]: these must be considered
[Heimlich]: there is a time for action, yes; but not every time.
[Heimlich]: thankyou
[Heimlich]: *bow*
[Kou]: *Claps*
[Keenan]: *claps and cheers wildly*
[Escaflowne]: *Claps*
[Irvyn]: *claps warmly*
[Mary-Ann]: *cheers*
[Fargo]: *claps politely*
[Alaster The Mad]: * claps heavily*
[Mary-Ann]: nice speech
[Irvyn]: Very well spoken, Heimlich.
[Nathan Hawke]: *claps*
[Heimlich]: does anybody have a question they would like to ask?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *puts hand up*
[Heimlich]: *rests hand on table*
[Alaster The Mad]: ok i have one question *raises hand
[Heimlich]: yes, aron?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *you also see The Sausage wobbling around, apparently drunk*
[Alaster The Mad]: ROFL
[Heimlich]: *glances at wobbling sausage*
[Keenan]: *laughs*
[Aron Swordmaster]: I can certainly voice for your personal qualities Heimlich, it has been an honor fighting with you in the past, as well as passing the time merrily jesting
[Alaster The Mad]: wall of text incoming
[Mary-Ann]: WHATS WITH THE SAUSAGE
[Heimlich]: *smiles*
[Keenan]: u prob dont wanna know.....
[Heimlich]: haha
[Aron Swordmaster]: But my question is; you speak of wishing to prefer peace. Alas as you know, the realm seems to approach everything with the ideal of simply beating it over the head
[Keenan]: *nods*
[Mary-Ann]: pfft
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Heimlich]: *doesn't look at nathan*
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Aron Swordmaster]: What practical steps can we take to open up our people to wider experiences?
[Aron Swordmaster]: A question I have asked myself too, but what are your thoughts?
[Heimlich]: well,
[Heimlich]: i think the best way of going about it is to give them first hand experience
[Heimlich]: too often diplomacy is viewed as the work of officials, and higher ups
[Heimlich]: i would give such opportunities to the people, should they wish to take them
[Mary-Ann]: *smiles and nods*
[Sparrow]: *ponders*
[Mary-Ann]: good answer
[Athalia]: *sneaks in quetly*
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: * cheers*
[Heimlich]: allow them to make a more personal connection with those we are dealing with
[Nathan Hawke]: *nods thoughtfully*
[Heimlich]: rather than it all happening behind closed doors
[Aron Swordmaster]: Certainly our issues require more than new titles and new commands.
[Kou]: *Scratches the back of her head*
[Heimlich]: perhaps it will help them see the virtue of diplomacy as a tool
[Alaster The Mad]: VOTE ALASTER
[Alaster The Mad]: FOR FREE UNDIES
[Heimlich]: does that answer your question?
[Mary-Ann]: alaster you had a uestion
[Aron Swordmaster]: Somewhat. But Greed sir? What can we do to inspire more virtuous feeling, rather than financial reward for fisticuffs?
[Heimlich]: ah.
[Heimlich]: yes, a good point and one i also feel strongly about
[Heimlich]: stamping out greed in the populace, or at least certain members, is no easy task
[Irvyn]: *wry smile*
[Sparrow]: impossible in my opinion
[Heimlich]: but rather than killing others for the spoils of war
[Heimlich]: what of trade agreements? cultural exchanges?
[Heimlich]: can we not achieve these through peaceful means?
[Heimlich]: the kingdom may still prosper, without war
[Aron Swordmaster]: A task that will test even you as Lord Protector, or indeed I fear any one of us
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Heimlich]: perhaps one of the hardest
[Sparrow]: raises hands
[Heimlich]: next question, alaster?
[Alaster The Mad]: it will be next 6am maintenance if i'm right
[Sparrow]: Trade agreements -with the independants?
[Mary-Ann]: *raises hand shyly*
[Heimlich]: independants?
[Nathan Hawke]: heimlich I am going to have to hurry you a little
[Heimlich]: *nod*
[Heimlich]: my apologies
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage demands to speak!*
[Sparrow]: the rebels
[Heimlich]: of course
[Mary-Ann]: the rebels of the empire? surely not!
[Sparrow]: so you would recognise them as soverein?
[Heimlich]: isn't mutual benefit a good way of strengthening relations?
[Irvyn]: *approving nod*
[Alaster The Mad]: one killer sentence
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright we will have to end it there for now Heimlich
[Heimlich]: sure
[Alaster The Mad]: *makes one mark on a bench*
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright gate to the Counsellors hall coming up
[Heimlich]: apologies for unanswered questions
[Heimlich]: *waves*
[Fargo]: *claps*
[Aron Swordmaster]: *Bibi Bratwurst 'ere, cus SOMEONE ate Bob! Isn't it true govnah that you were caught in the Heimlich Maneouver on tape at a salubrious den o'iniquity? SCAHNDAHL!
[Irvyn]: Thank you Heimlich.
[Irvyn]: *smiles*
[Alaster The Mad]: * eats saucage*
[Heimlich]: *glares at sausage*
[Irvyn]: Perhaps we can talk later?
[Aron Swordmaster]: Well there goes freedom of the press again
[Aron Swordmaster]: In Mani Ylem
You magically create food in your backpack: sausage
[Aron Swordmaster]: Everyone fears to let The Daily Sausage into the press conference! But Nathan shall not be so lucky!
[Kou]: *Eyes the new sausage hungrily*
[Alaster The Mad]: * claps*
[Heimlich]: *takes off hat*
[Kou]: *Claps*
[Heimlich]: good evening ladies and gentlemen
[Irvyn]: *smiles*
[Heimlich]: thankyou for coming out tonight
[Mary-Ann]: good evening
[Nathan Hawke]: Evening
[Mary-Ann]: sshhh let him concentrate
[Alaster The Mad]: other door keenan
[Heimlich]: i'd like to start by saying how happy i am to be able to sit up here
[Alaster The Mad]: south from where you are
[Alaster The Mad]: keenan
[Heimlich]: petitioning you good people for your votes to allow me to become lord protector of the realm
[Alaster The Mad]: i'll be back in a eye clinging !
[Kou]: *Listens intently*
[Alaster The Mad]: humpf!
[Alaster The Mad]: dont sit on me !
[Heimlich]: to be considered for such a prestigious position is a great honour for me
[Keenan]: *pinches alaster*
[Alaster The Mad]: omg!!
[Heimlich]: someone who has come from humble beginnings
[Heimlich]: with no titles, no lands, and only modest means
[Heimlich]: *pushes stool back*
[Alaster The Mad]: ok i know keenan, i stink
[Heimlich]: but i am here today to try to convince you that i am the man for the job also
[Irvyn]: *listens*
[Heimlich]: some of you may know me quite well already, others not so much
[Heimlich]: i have been the leader of a guild for the past few years, and while we have not made our mark
[Heimlich]: on the national stage, as it were
[Heimlich]: we have helped to promote equality, fairness and peace between the peoples of britannia
[Nathan Hawke]: *nods*
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Keenan]: shows off heimi for pres pins*
[Heimlich]: leading my guild, and interacting with other guilds and peoples, i feel i have attained
[Alaster The Mad]: * prepares petals of rose for heimi*
[Heimlich]: a useful knowledge of diplomacy and also leadership skills
[Alaster The Mad]: damn, it was meant for ally chan, sorry
[Heimlich]: which can be adapted for leading a greater cause
[Heimlich]: i have no affiliation with any cities; something which may hinder my fellow candidates
[Irvyn]: *brief smile*
[Heimlich]: they may be torn between the needs of their own, and the needs of the empire
[Heimlich]: whereas i may be able to step in to neighbourly disputes between cities as an unbiased mediator
[Goldi]:
[Mary-Ann]: *nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: *ponders*
[Irvyn]: *nods thoughtfully*
[Heimlich]: i also believe if pre-empting and preventing potential problems for the kingdom
[Mary-Ann]: use smaller words! giving me a headache!
[Heimlich]: would mericles have been able to carry out his mad reign of terror if we had made sure
[Heimlich]: to stop him the first time, or if not before?
[Nathan Hawke]: Hmm
[Nathan Hawke]: *shifts uneasily in his seat*
[Heimlich]: the orcs, the dark elves - were these not 'problems' or conflicts which could have been avoided
[Heimlich]: with proper monitoring of the situation, or even diplomacy?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *rubs chin thoughtfully*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's true i must admit
[Keenan]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: even if esca comes with mad bears mask
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's true !
[Heimlich]: i fought in a fair number of those battles it is true
[Heimlich]: if i believe an order or action is for the good of the kingdom, i will not hesitate
[Heimlich]: but if a more peaceful, a more thoughtful option is available...
[Heimlich]: these must be considered
[Heimlich]: there is a time for action, yes; but not every time.
[Heimlich]: thankyou
[Heimlich]: *bow*
[Kou]: *Claps*
[Keenan]: *claps and cheers wildly*
[Escaflowne]: *Claps*
[Irvyn]: *claps warmly*
[Mary-Ann]: *cheers*
[Fargo]: *claps politely*
[Alaster The Mad]: * claps heavily*
[Mary-Ann]: nice speech
[Irvyn]: Very well spoken, Heimlich.
[Nathan Hawke]: *claps*
[Heimlich]: does anybody have a question they would like to ask?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *puts hand up*
[Heimlich]: *rests hand on table*
[Alaster The Mad]: ok i have one question *raises hand
[Heimlich]: yes, aron?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *you also see The Sausage wobbling around, apparently drunk*
[Alaster The Mad]: ROFL
[Heimlich]: *glances at wobbling sausage*
[Keenan]: *laughs*
[Aron Swordmaster]: I can certainly voice for your personal qualities Heimlich, it has been an honor fighting with you in the past, as well as passing the time merrily jesting
[Alaster The Mad]: wall of text incoming
[Mary-Ann]: WHATS WITH THE SAUSAGE
[Heimlich]: *smiles*
[Keenan]: u prob dont wanna know.....
[Heimlich]: haha
[Aron Swordmaster]: But my question is; you speak of wishing to prefer peace. Alas as you know, the realm seems to approach everything with the ideal of simply beating it over the head
[Keenan]: *nods*
[Mary-Ann]: pfft
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Heimlich]: *doesn't look at nathan*
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Aron Swordmaster]: What practical steps can we take to open up our people to wider experiences?
[Aron Swordmaster]: A question I have asked myself too, but what are your thoughts?
[Heimlich]: well,
[Heimlich]: i think the best way of going about it is to give them first hand experience
[Heimlich]: too often diplomacy is viewed as the work of officials, and higher ups
[Heimlich]: i would give such opportunities to the people, should they wish to take them
[Mary-Ann]: *smiles and nods*
[Sparrow]: *ponders*
[Mary-Ann]: good answer
[Athalia]: *sneaks in quetly*
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: * cheers*
[Heimlich]: allow them to make a more personal connection with those we are dealing with
[Nathan Hawke]: *nods thoughtfully*
[Heimlich]: rather than it all happening behind closed doors
[Aron Swordmaster]: Certainly our issues require more than new titles and new commands.
[Kou]: *Scratches the back of her head*
[Heimlich]: perhaps it will help them see the virtue of diplomacy as a tool
[Alaster The Mad]: VOTE ALASTER
[Alaster The Mad]: FOR FREE UNDIES
[Heimlich]: does that answer your question?
[Mary-Ann]: alaster you had a uestion
[Aron Swordmaster]: Somewhat. But Greed sir? What can we do to inspire more virtuous feeling, rather than financial reward for fisticuffs?
[Heimlich]: ah.
[Heimlich]: yes, a good point and one i also feel strongly about
[Heimlich]: stamping out greed in the populace, or at least certain members, is no easy task
[Irvyn]: *wry smile*
[Sparrow]: impossible in my opinion
[Heimlich]: but rather than killing others for the spoils of war
[Heimlich]: what of trade agreements? cultural exchanges?
[Heimlich]: can we not achieve these through peaceful means?
[Heimlich]: the kingdom may still prosper, without war
[Aron Swordmaster]: A task that will test even you as Lord Protector, or indeed I fear any one of us
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Heimlich]: perhaps one of the hardest
[Sparrow]: raises hands
[Heimlich]: next question, alaster?
[Alaster The Mad]: it will be next 6am maintenance if i'm right
[Sparrow]: Trade agreements -with the independants?
[Mary-Ann]: *raises hand shyly*
[Heimlich]: independants?
[Nathan Hawke]: heimlich I am going to have to hurry you a little
[Heimlich]: *nod*
[Heimlich]: my apologies
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage demands to speak!*
[Sparrow]: the rebels
[Heimlich]: of course
[Mary-Ann]: the rebels of the empire? surely not!
[Sparrow]: so you would recognise them as soverein?
[Heimlich]: isn't mutual benefit a good way of strengthening relations?
[Irvyn]: *approving nod*
[Alaster The Mad]: one killer sentence
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright we will have to end it there for now Heimlich
[Heimlich]: sure
[Alaster The Mad]: *makes one mark on a bench*
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright gate to the Counsellors hall coming up
[Heimlich]: apologies for unanswered questions
[Heimlich]: *waves*
[Fargo]: *claps*
[Aron Swordmaster]: *Bibi Bratwurst 'ere, cus SOMEONE ate Bob! Isn't it true govnah that you were caught in the Heimlich Maneouver on tape at a salubrious den o'iniquity? SCAHNDAHL!
[Irvyn]: Thank you Heimlich.
[Irvyn]: *smiles*
[Alaster The Mad]: * eats saucage*
[Heimlich]: *glares at sausage*
[Irvyn]: Perhaps we can talk later?
[Aron Swordmaster]: Well there goes freedom of the press again
[Aron Swordmaster]: In Mani Ylem
You magically create food in your backpack: sausage
[Aron Swordmaster]: Everyone fears to let The Daily Sausage into the press conference! But Nathan shall not be so lucky!
[Kou]: *Eyes the new sausage hungrily*
Nathan Hawke's speech at the Councillors Hall:
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright firstly sorry for cutting you short Heim
[Nathan Hawke]: *thinks*
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright where to begin
[PestilenZ]: some fights today=?
[Nathan Hawke]: No fights today
[Nathan Hawke]: Now
[PestilenZ]: ah thks-igoto shimmering-bye
[Nathan Hawke]: let me begin
[Nathan Hawke]: I think we can all agree on one thing
[Nathan Hawke]: so far the speeches have all been excellent if a little bizarre occasionally
[Kou]: *Leans back to whisper to the duke*
[Alaster The Mad]: * seems ok*
[Kou]: would you like this seat?
[Nathan Hawke]: And nearly all the candidates have given good answers
[Irvyn]: *whispers back*
[Irvyn]: No, thank you.
[Sparrow]: aye well reasoned mostly
[Aron Swordmaster]: Alaster has yet to speak, it's a bazaar of bizzare I am most enticed by
[Nathan Hawke]: This may seem odd for a candidate to say but...
[Nathan Hawke]: I think this is going to be a tough vote
[Nathan Hawke]: You have a hard choice to make
[Mary-Ann]: *pins on a vote heimlich badge*
[Nathan Hawke]: very good candidates
[Kou]: You could make it easy and all vote for me *Grins*
[Nathan Hawke]: However here is my question to you
[Nathan Hawke]: Other than me who *really* has the experieence to lead th ekingdom militarily?
[Aron Swordmaster]: ARGH Ink eats the sausage!
[Escaflowne]: Lord British, go fetch him back
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have I led ye to defeat?
[Alaster The Mad]: *equilibrates the ink level in saucage*
[Escaflowne]: *Grins*
[Aron Swordmaster]: Ok, let's just imagine there's a scandalous reporter shaped like a sausage under that chair....
[Ink N Urple]: *burp*
[Alaster The Mad]: omg
[Alaster The Mad]: that's not me !
[Heimlich]: perhaps a raw sausage would put people off eating him
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have we triumphed against adversity?
[Fargo]: *listens with interest*
[Alaster The Mad]: well, until now, we did good, but because of the mob
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have we got the job done?
[Alaster The Mad]: also because of mob
[Nathan Hawke]: And who leads that mob?
[Alaster The Mad]: no one but themselves !
[Heimlich]: its been pretty interesting so far
[Alaster The Mad]: but please
[Alaster The Mad]: go on
[Sparrow]: The mob as you so eloquently put it are the army of Sosaria
[Nathan Hawke]: I agree that diplomacy is not my strongest trait
[Irvyn]: *sardonic expression*
[Alaster The Mad]: * scrtaches his lips*
[Nathan Hawke]: But the Lord Protector must consider all th eoptions
[Nathan Hawke]: And it may very well be
[Nathan Hawke]: that diplomacy could be
[Nathan Hawke]: How can I put it ...
[Nathan Hawke]: delegated to a more able individual
[Nathan Hawke]: Or even individuals
[Heimlich]: i reckon kou will be meh-ish but alaster will be star of tomorrow
[Nathan Hawke]: M<ost of you are well aware of my actions so please I will take questions now
[Kou]: *Gets a puzzled look on her face*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's the same as our turned upside down world we live in
[Alaster The Mad]: we need poors to make riches
[Aron Swordmaster]: *puts hand up*
[Nathan Hawke]: Aron
[Nathan Hawke]: shoot
[Aron Swordmaster]: I would like to expand upon what I asked Heimlich, as without judgement personally, you are the one who is closest professionally to the issue
[Aron Swordmaster]: You speak of victory, but the true victory is Virtue, victory of the spirit. I have not seen much of this; the lands become baser and more materialistic
[Aron Swordmaster]: If we were to make you responsible for the entire land, how would you encourage a more civic life?
[Nathan Hawke]: Hmm
[Irvyn]: *waits interestedly for the answer*
[Aron Swordmaster]: I will admit I have clicked the pillars of gold too, so I speak not as a presumed saint!
[Nathan Hawke]: If I understand you correclty
[Nathan Hawke]: Then perhaps the question itself is outside of my remit - if that makes sense?
[Alaster The Mad]: * seeks for a face move*
[Alaster The Mad]: * raises hand*
[Nathan Hawke]: The rewards of defeating the threat should be enough in themselves?
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster question please
[Ink N Urple]: Kal Ort Por
[Alaster The Mad]: well, for the last question
[Aron Swordmaster]: *looks deep in thought*
[Alaster The Mad]: well, for the last question, how will you put interest in people in helping the land ?
[Alaster The Mad]: cause you know
[Alaster The Mad]: me, my bare socks and undies, we still here
[Alaster The Mad]: as some of us
[Alaster The Mad]: and well, it's not a question of gold or reward
[Alaster The Mad]: but to save something, we have to see it live after
[Athalia]: **
[Alaster The Mad]: maybe my PWAL language is not used much to sosarian's one
[Alaster The Mad]: we naked guys you know
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Nathan Hawke]: It would be good to have more community based rewards following a victory
[Alaster The Mad]: we make fire camps
[Nathan Hawke]: liek statues
[Nathan Hawke]: for example
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: we need more things making people who helped proud of them
[Alaster The Mad]: everyone comes
[Alaster The Mad]: everyone helps
[Heimlich]: damn, statues, why didn't i think of that
[Nathan Hawke]: But there will always be monsters who carry exceptional loot for some reason or another
[Alaster The Mad]: and no mark on land
[Alaster The Mad]: no mark on fields, no marks on streets
[Kou]: *points in the general direction of the bank, where there's the invasion statue thingy*
[Nathan Hawke]: We cant control that
[Aron Swordmaster]: I believe Alaster and I do indeed speak the same language, even if our nether regions differ in level of clothing comfort
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster it isnt always possible to build such things
[Alaster The Mad]: and Aron, i've seeked to give you back your undies since a long time.
[Alaster The Mad]: If just, the mark of the perished, would be still
[Aron Swordmaster]: You build not just with tools and blades good sir; but build up the heart...
[Alaster The Mad]: well, my pants would be marked forever
[Kou]: *Scratches the back of her head*
[Aron Swordmaster]: It has done my own heart good to see Alaster running free, his words flapping wildly in the wind, whether he becomes Lord Protector or not
[Alaster The Mad]: we need to remember each of the "mob" i talked earlier
[Nathan Hawke]: Agreed Aron
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Alaster The Mad]: and i'm sorry for the "mob" appelation
[Alaster The Mad]: it wasnt meant to be mean
[Alaster The Mad]: but without all those sosarians
[Alaster The Mad]: what WE all would be ?
[Nathan Hawke]: I understand Alaster but I dont have an answer really
[Nathan Hawke]: *ponders*
[Alaster The Mad]: no problem really, cause it's a long time wonder
[Kou]: Am I understanding right, things like statues of the big bads as a memory?
[Alaster The Mad]: and, as all long time wonders
[Nathan Hawke]: Another question please?
[Alaster The Mad]: it ask long time answers
[Irvyn]: *raises hand*
[Nathan Hawke]: Irvyn shoot
[Irvyn]: Alas, I am no archer ...
[Irvyn]: *faint smile*
[Alaster The Mad]: * rolls some nightshade on the back*
[Kou]: *Grins*
[Aron Swordmaster]: *from under the chair comes the sound of a Sausage: Speak to da press, Gov'nah!*
[Irvyn]: when the proposal for the election to the position of Lord Protector was first presented,
[Irvyn]: there was talk of civil war and bloodshed if all cities did not participate.
[Irvyn]: Please would you expand on exactly what was meant by that?
[Mary-Ann]: youve lost me
[Nathan Hawke]: I am not sure I said that?
[Irvyn]: It was said at the meeting, my informant was not specific as to whom.
[Nathan Hawke]: The talk of civil war was from the crowd
[Irvyn]: But you were part of the ... group that set the system up.
[Alaster The Mad]: for pwal town banner but it's another story
[Nathan Hawke]: Ahh
[Nathan Hawke]: hmm
[Mary-Ann]: heresay
[Irvyn]: *nods to Mary-Ann*
[Kou]: *Frowns slightly*
[Nathan Hawke]: The "system" was mostly concocted by FYnn and CLegg
[Irvyn]: You are correct. I will withdraw the question, if Nathan wishes it.
[Nathan Hawke]: And whoever they spoke to
[Nathan Hawke]: I am not aware of the precise details
[Nathan Hawke]: nor was I present
[Nathan Hawke]: Now
[Irvyn]: I see ... then I have misjudged you, and I apologise.
[Nathan Hawke]: I would probably have made more effort to involve
[Nathan Hawke]: the current city leaders
[Nathan Hawke]: Nothing more to add to that
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: ALrigh tlast question please?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage!*
[Escaflowne]: *Rubs chin*
[Amantala]: *cuts off*
[Heimlich]: *dies*
[Alaster The Mad]: my question was "what would people get of taking part in events", somewhere
[Escaflowne]: What will happen to the bears of Sosaria?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *Over 'ere gov'nah! Under tha chair! Speak to tha' Press!*
[Escaflowne]: Will they become protected such as the Kings deer?
[Nathan Hawke]: They will be made a protected species Esca
[Escaflowne]: Its the best question i've got right now
[Escaflowne]: Thats music to my ears
[Escaflowne]: Good answer
[Escaflowne]: *Grins*
[Heimlich]: its a good question, but hard to answer i think
[Aron Swordmaster]: but sir!
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright so who is talkgn tomorrow night?
[Nathan Hawke]: Kou?
[Sparrow]: well they make good rugs
[Kou]: *Nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: And who else?
[Aron Swordmaster]: What of the wild summons? How can you protect bears when they attack of their own free will?
[Escaflowne]: If they die of natural causes i have no problems with them being stuffed or made into rugs
[Escaflowne]: *Smirks*
[Aron Swordmaster]: Will casting Energy Vortex become a crime?
[Kou]: *Points at Alastar*
[Mary-Ann]: esca wants bears a protected species but is making posters for himself out of their faces!
[Escaflowne]: Bears only defend themselves when attacked
[Escaflowne]: Its a known fact
[Heimlich]: hehe
[Escaflowne]: These 50 bear masks i have died of natural causes
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright
[Alaster The Mad]: i want to make undies the usual monetary money
[Escaflowne]: *Nods firmly*
[Nathan Hawke]: so otmorrow night we start here
[Mary-Ann]: proove it!
[Kou]: I think alastar is at 8, and I am 8:30
[Nathan Hawke]: With Alaster
[Alaster The Mad]: tomorow !
[Sparrow]: arrows are natural causes?
[Alaster The Mad]: pants and universe
[Alaster The Mad]: will take another turn !
[Nathan Hawke]: and then we will gate to nearby Kou's speaking location
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Nathan Hawke]: damn him!
[Heimlich]: haha
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster I mean
[Alaster The Mad]: i'm the only one
[Alaster The Mad]: who got nathan undies
[Nathan Hawke]: *is commando*
[Heimlich]:
[Mary-Ann]: haha he is playing along
[Aron Swordmaster]: That throne is going to get very cold now
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals socks*
[Nathan Hawke]: Flip me!
[Alaster The Mad]: * got stopped*
[Nathan Hawke]: gerrof!
[Heimlich]: damn, hes too quick
[Alaster The Mad]: omg
[Nathan Hawke]: *gah*
[Irvyn]: *watches with faint disbelief*
[Kou]: *Looks on with bewilderment*
[Alaster The Mad]: * /s now bring me all nightshade !*
[Alaster The Mad]: woops
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright until tomorrow!
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage shouts: Future Lord Protector in pants-off dance-off SHOKAH with Alaster*
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Nathan Hawke]: *steps into the bookcase*
[Irvyn]: *picks stick up again*
[Mary-Ann]: Kal Ort Por
[Kou]: *Scratches the back on her head*
[Heimlich]: a taste of things to come
[Nathan Hawke]: *thinks*
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright where to begin
[PestilenZ]: some fights today=?
[Nathan Hawke]: No fights today
[Nathan Hawke]: Now
[PestilenZ]: ah thks-igoto shimmering-bye
[Nathan Hawke]: let me begin
[Nathan Hawke]: I think we can all agree on one thing
[Nathan Hawke]: so far the speeches have all been excellent if a little bizarre occasionally
[Kou]: *Leans back to whisper to the duke*
[Alaster The Mad]: * seems ok*
[Kou]: would you like this seat?
[Nathan Hawke]: And nearly all the candidates have given good answers
[Irvyn]: *whispers back*
[Irvyn]: No, thank you.
[Sparrow]: aye well reasoned mostly
[Aron Swordmaster]: Alaster has yet to speak, it's a bazaar of bizzare I am most enticed by
[Nathan Hawke]: This may seem odd for a candidate to say but...
[Nathan Hawke]: I think this is going to be a tough vote
[Nathan Hawke]: You have a hard choice to make
[Mary-Ann]: *pins on a vote heimlich badge*
[Nathan Hawke]: very good candidates
[Kou]: You could make it easy and all vote for me *Grins*
[Nathan Hawke]: However here is my question to you
[Nathan Hawke]: Other than me who *really* has the experieence to lead th ekingdom militarily?
[Aron Swordmaster]: ARGH Ink eats the sausage!
[Escaflowne]: Lord British, go fetch him back
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have I led ye to defeat?
[Alaster The Mad]: *equilibrates the ink level in saucage*
[Escaflowne]: *Grins*
[Aron Swordmaster]: Ok, let's just imagine there's a scandalous reporter shaped like a sausage under that chair....
[Ink N Urple]: *burp*
[Alaster The Mad]: omg
[Alaster The Mad]: that's not me !
[Heimlich]: perhaps a raw sausage would put people off eating him
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have we triumphed against adversity?
[Fargo]: *listens with interest*
[Alaster The Mad]: well, until now, we did good, but because of the mob
[Nathan Hawke]: How many times have we got the job done?
[Alaster The Mad]: also because of mob
[Nathan Hawke]: And who leads that mob?
[Alaster The Mad]: no one but themselves !
[Heimlich]: its been pretty interesting so far
[Alaster The Mad]: but please
[Alaster The Mad]: go on
[Sparrow]: The mob as you so eloquently put it are the army of Sosaria
[Nathan Hawke]: I agree that diplomacy is not my strongest trait
[Irvyn]: *sardonic expression*
[Alaster The Mad]: * scrtaches his lips*
[Nathan Hawke]: But the Lord Protector must consider all th eoptions
[Nathan Hawke]: And it may very well be
[Nathan Hawke]: that diplomacy could be
[Nathan Hawke]: How can I put it ...
[Nathan Hawke]: delegated to a more able individual
[Nathan Hawke]: Or even individuals
[Heimlich]: i reckon kou will be meh-ish but alaster will be star of tomorrow
[Nathan Hawke]: M<ost of you are well aware of my actions so please I will take questions now
[Kou]: *Gets a puzzled look on her face*
[Alaster The Mad]: it's the same as our turned upside down world we live in
[Alaster The Mad]: we need poors to make riches
[Aron Swordmaster]: *puts hand up*
[Nathan Hawke]: Aron
[Nathan Hawke]: shoot
[Aron Swordmaster]: I would like to expand upon what I asked Heimlich, as without judgement personally, you are the one who is closest professionally to the issue
[Aron Swordmaster]: You speak of victory, but the true victory is Virtue, victory of the spirit. I have not seen much of this; the lands become baser and more materialistic
[Aron Swordmaster]: If we were to make you responsible for the entire land, how would you encourage a more civic life?
[Nathan Hawke]: Hmm
[Irvyn]: *waits interestedly for the answer*
[Aron Swordmaster]: I will admit I have clicked the pillars of gold too, so I speak not as a presumed saint!
[Nathan Hawke]: If I understand you correclty
[Nathan Hawke]: Then perhaps the question itself is outside of my remit - if that makes sense?
[Alaster The Mad]: * seeks for a face move*
[Alaster The Mad]: * raises hand*
[Nathan Hawke]: The rewards of defeating the threat should be enough in themselves?
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster question please
[Ink N Urple]: Kal Ort Por
[Alaster The Mad]: well, for the last question
[Aron Swordmaster]: *looks deep in thought*
[Alaster The Mad]: well, for the last question, how will you put interest in people in helping the land ?
[Alaster The Mad]: cause you know
[Alaster The Mad]: me, my bare socks and undies, we still here
[Alaster The Mad]: as some of us
[Alaster The Mad]: and well, it's not a question of gold or reward
[Alaster The Mad]: but to save something, we have to see it live after
[Athalia]: **
[Alaster The Mad]: maybe my PWAL language is not used much to sosarian's one
[Alaster The Mad]: we naked guys you know
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Nathan Hawke]: It would be good to have more community based rewards following a victory
[Alaster The Mad]: we make fire camps
[Nathan Hawke]: liek statues
[Nathan Hawke]: for example
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: we need more things making people who helped proud of them
[Alaster The Mad]: everyone comes
[Alaster The Mad]: everyone helps
[Heimlich]: damn, statues, why didn't i think of that
[Nathan Hawke]: But there will always be monsters who carry exceptional loot for some reason or another
[Alaster The Mad]: and no mark on land
[Alaster The Mad]: no mark on fields, no marks on streets
[Kou]: *points in the general direction of the bank, where there's the invasion statue thingy*
[Nathan Hawke]: We cant control that
[Aron Swordmaster]: I believe Alaster and I do indeed speak the same language, even if our nether regions differ in level of clothing comfort
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster it isnt always possible to build such things
[Alaster The Mad]: and Aron, i've seeked to give you back your undies since a long time.
[Alaster The Mad]: If just, the mark of the perished, would be still
[Aron Swordmaster]: You build not just with tools and blades good sir; but build up the heart...
[Alaster The Mad]: well, my pants would be marked forever
[Kou]: *Scratches the back of her head*
[Aron Swordmaster]: It has done my own heart good to see Alaster running free, his words flapping wildly in the wind, whether he becomes Lord Protector or not
[Alaster The Mad]: we need to remember each of the "mob" i talked earlier
[Nathan Hawke]: Agreed Aron
[Irvyn]: *rubs chin*
[Alaster The Mad]: and i'm sorry for the "mob" appelation
[Alaster The Mad]: it wasnt meant to be mean
[Alaster The Mad]: but without all those sosarians
[Alaster The Mad]: what WE all would be ?
[Nathan Hawke]: I understand Alaster but I dont have an answer really
[Nathan Hawke]: *ponders*
[Alaster The Mad]: no problem really, cause it's a long time wonder
[Kou]: Am I understanding right, things like statues of the big bads as a memory?
[Alaster The Mad]: and, as all long time wonders
[Nathan Hawke]: Another question please?
[Alaster The Mad]: it ask long time answers
[Irvyn]: *raises hand*
[Nathan Hawke]: Irvyn shoot
[Irvyn]: Alas, I am no archer ...
[Irvyn]: *faint smile*
[Alaster The Mad]: * rolls some nightshade on the back*
[Kou]: *Grins*
[Aron Swordmaster]: *from under the chair comes the sound of a Sausage: Speak to da press, Gov'nah!*
[Irvyn]: when the proposal for the election to the position of Lord Protector was first presented,
[Irvyn]: there was talk of civil war and bloodshed if all cities did not participate.
[Irvyn]: Please would you expand on exactly what was meant by that?
[Mary-Ann]: youve lost me
[Nathan Hawke]: I am not sure I said that?
[Irvyn]: It was said at the meeting, my informant was not specific as to whom.
[Nathan Hawke]: The talk of civil war was from the crowd
[Irvyn]: But you were part of the ... group that set the system up.
[Alaster The Mad]: for pwal town banner but it's another story
[Nathan Hawke]: Ahh
[Nathan Hawke]: hmm
[Mary-Ann]: heresay
[Irvyn]: *nods to Mary-Ann*
[Kou]: *Frowns slightly*
[Nathan Hawke]: The "system" was mostly concocted by FYnn and CLegg
[Irvyn]: You are correct. I will withdraw the question, if Nathan wishes it.
[Nathan Hawke]: And whoever they spoke to
[Nathan Hawke]: I am not aware of the precise details
[Nathan Hawke]: nor was I present
[Nathan Hawke]: Now
[Irvyn]: I see ... then I have misjudged you, and I apologise.
[Nathan Hawke]: I would probably have made more effort to involve
[Nathan Hawke]: the current city leaders
[Nathan Hawke]: Nothing more to add to that
[Irvyn]: *nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: ALrigh tlast question please?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage!*
[Escaflowne]: *Rubs chin*
[Amantala]: *cuts off*
[Heimlich]: *dies*
[Alaster The Mad]: my question was "what would people get of taking part in events", somewhere
[Escaflowne]: What will happen to the bears of Sosaria?
[Aron Swordmaster]: *Over 'ere gov'nah! Under tha chair! Speak to tha' Press!*
[Escaflowne]: Will they become protected such as the Kings deer?
[Nathan Hawke]: They will be made a protected species Esca
[Escaflowne]: Its the best question i've got right now
[Escaflowne]: Thats music to my ears
[Escaflowne]: Good answer
[Escaflowne]: *Grins*
[Heimlich]: its a good question, but hard to answer i think
[Aron Swordmaster]: but sir!
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright so who is talkgn tomorrow night?
[Nathan Hawke]: Kou?
[Sparrow]: well they make good rugs
[Kou]: *Nods*
[Nathan Hawke]: And who else?
[Aron Swordmaster]: What of the wild summons? How can you protect bears when they attack of their own free will?
[Escaflowne]: If they die of natural causes i have no problems with them being stuffed or made into rugs
[Escaflowne]: *Smirks*
[Aron Swordmaster]: Will casting Energy Vortex become a crime?
[Kou]: *Points at Alastar*
[Mary-Ann]: esca wants bears a protected species but is making posters for himself out of their faces!
[Escaflowne]: Bears only defend themselves when attacked
[Escaflowne]: Its a known fact
[Heimlich]: hehe
[Escaflowne]: These 50 bear masks i have died of natural causes
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright
[Alaster The Mad]: i want to make undies the usual monetary money
[Escaflowne]: *Nods firmly*
[Nathan Hawke]: so otmorrow night we start here
[Mary-Ann]: proove it!
[Kou]: I think alastar is at 8, and I am 8:30
[Nathan Hawke]: With Alaster
[Alaster The Mad]: tomorow !
[Sparrow]: arrows are natural causes?
[Alaster The Mad]: pants and universe
[Alaster The Mad]: will take another turn !
[Nathan Hawke]: and then we will gate to nearby Kou's speaking location
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Nathan Hawke]: damn him!
[Heimlich]: haha
[Nathan Hawke]: Alaster I mean
[Alaster The Mad]: i'm the only one
[Alaster The Mad]: who got nathan undies
[Nathan Hawke]: *is commando*
[Heimlich]:
[Mary-Ann]: haha he is playing along
[Aron Swordmaster]: That throne is going to get very cold now
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals socks*
[Nathan Hawke]: Flip me!
[Alaster The Mad]: * got stopped*
[Nathan Hawke]: gerrof!
[Heimlich]: damn, hes too quick
[Alaster The Mad]: omg
[Nathan Hawke]: *gah*
[Irvyn]: *watches with faint disbelief*
[Kou]: *Looks on with bewilderment*
[Alaster The Mad]: * /s now bring me all nightshade !*
[Alaster The Mad]: woops
[Nathan Hawke]: Alright until tomorrow!
[Aron Swordmaster]: *The Sausage shouts: Future Lord Protector in pants-off dance-off SHOKAH with Alaster*
[Heimlich]: *nods*
[Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[Nathan Hawke]: *steps into the bookcase*
[Irvyn]: *picks stick up again*
[Mary-Ann]: Kal Ort Por
[Kou]: *Scratches the back on her head*
[Heimlich]: a taste of things to come