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I'm on a teleconference with folks all over the US. Boring! So I'm here browsing.
Also, I always find insulting Malloc to be worthwhile.... 
Then you should try out the Atlantic General Chat sometime. Open up with "HI-5 noobs got wrekt" and see what happens....
I'll have to think about my best....lemme do some warmups......
"You're tighter than a sphincter at a GIL party"
or maybe
"You always look like that or did you bump into Virem on the way over?"
or maybe
"VinnySP, for when you can't afford a Malloc."
"You're tighter than a sphincter at a GIL party"
or maybe
"You always look like that or did you bump into Virem on the way over?"
or maybe
"VinnySP, for when you can't afford a Malloc."
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I did not do it, Casper did****UPDATE: Give me your best (original) line for any occasion. In one week the person who gets the most likes for their line will receive a pick of a 15th year vet reward. Let's make deadline May 19th. 12:00 pm central USA time. If there is a tie I get to come up with a silly tie breaking something! lol
Well whom or what guild do I have to insult to get a lively thread going?
I can do it,
Baby Doll
P.S. Can you?
We all need a lil nonsense in our lives, don't we?
Just before dying to Feanaro, "Is that a bokuto in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"
The Atlantic Player asks the Elderly Siege Player, "What do you like most about Siege?" and the Elderly Siege Player replies, "I can't recall".
(Get it...recall...I'll get my coat)
(Get it...recall...I'll get my coat)
Gah you beat me! I was thinking about something Siege specific for that line too haha
What does an unemployed Broadsword-Developer ask a Broadsword-Developer with Job? "French Fries with Ketchup please!"
How many Broadsword-Programmers do you need to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a Hardware Problem...
Electronic Arts-Represenatives always complain they need more cash... Well, how about getting a Job?
"Hey, you are not going to go out with that skirt, babe, arent you?" "Why not?" "Because one can see your testicles, Virem!"
How do you get Kelmo to say the F-word? Get another pensioner to yell "BINGO!"
....sorry, I didn´t mean it...
How many Broadsword-Programmers do you need to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a Hardware Problem...
Electronic Arts-Represenatives always complain they need more cash... Well, how about getting a Job?
"Hey, you are not going to go out with that skirt, babe, arent you?" "Why not?" "Because one can see your testicles, Virem!"
How do you get Kelmo to say the F-word? Get another pensioner to yell "BINGO!"
....sorry, I didn´t mean it...
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Oh no! Im afraid my **** jokes will be too high brow for siege and I wont get a lot of votes!
York, for when even sleeping pills can't cure your insomnia.
I did unload in your mom's backpack. Boom.
I'm here but not there cause I'm not an idiot. I don't pay a subscription to play a 20 year old game. But my thief is very active elsewhere.
How's that for insulting? Donate my prize to anybody who is struggling to pay their rent and bills but continues to pay a subscription to EA each month.
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How's that for insulting? Donate my prize to anybody who is struggling to pay their rent and bills but continues to pay a subscription to EA each month.
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I'm here but not there cause I'm not an idiot. I don't pay a subscription to play a 20 year old game. But my thief is very active elsewhere.
How's that for insulting? Donate my prize to anybody who is struggling to pay their rent and bills but continues to pay a subscription to EA each month.
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I got nothing for this damned thread... Just nothin
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This has nothing to do with UO but I've been saying it for years. The potatoes have eyes, they see all....
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Ok, in all seriousness, here's just a few of the ones I use while adventuring in Britannia..
Ar!
Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Jhelom and I met a wench who claimed to have visited a magical city in the mountains ?
How about the time I was in Vesper and I met a wench who played the lute like nothing you ever heard ?
Or the Time I was in the Tokuno Islands and I met a fellow who tried to make friendly with a tavern wench and got ale dumped on his head ?
Or the Time I was in Luna and I met a wench who thought I was terribly handsome ?
How about the time I was in Skara and I met a wench who had golden hair as lovely as the sun ?
Or the time I was in Yew and I met a wench who claimed to know thee ? I think she was lying though.
And then there was the time I was in Britain and I met a fellow who turned out to be a Master Mage ?
Then there was the time I was in Minoc and I met a wench who kicked me really hard when I got friendly ?
Ok, how about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a fellow who liked the wilderness so much he got hives when he was in the city ?
Or the time I was in Papua and I met a wench who offered me a kiss and a wish, and like an idiot I took the kiss ?
Or that time I was in Nujelm and i met a fellow who kept muttering about Shadowlords, whatever they are.
And then the time I was in Trinsic and I met a wench who made the worst clam chowder I ever tasted ?
Or the time I was in Cove and I met a fellow who claimed to be an avatar of the virtues ?
And the time I was in Delucia and i met a fellow who claimed to be a pirate and sank whole merchant fleets ?
Or the time I was in Jhelom and I met a wench who had found sunken treasure but spent it all ?
Anyway, tis a lot of Dull Storys.
Ar!
Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Jhelom and I met a wench who claimed to have visited a magical city in the mountains ?
How about the time I was in Vesper and I met a wench who played the lute like nothing you ever heard ?
Or the Time I was in the Tokuno Islands and I met a fellow who tried to make friendly with a tavern wench and got ale dumped on his head ?
Or the Time I was in Luna and I met a wench who thought I was terribly handsome ?
How about the time I was in Skara and I met a wench who had golden hair as lovely as the sun ?
Or the time I was in Yew and I met a wench who claimed to know thee ? I think she was lying though.
And then there was the time I was in Britain and I met a fellow who turned out to be a Master Mage ?
Then there was the time I was in Minoc and I met a wench who kicked me really hard when I got friendly ?
Ok, how about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a fellow who liked the wilderness so much he got hives when he was in the city ?
Or the time I was in Papua and I met a wench who offered me a kiss and a wish, and like an idiot I took the kiss ?
Or that time I was in Nujelm and i met a fellow who kept muttering about Shadowlords, whatever they are.
And then the time I was in Trinsic and I met a wench who made the worst clam chowder I ever tasted ?
Or the time I was in Cove and I met a fellow who claimed to be an avatar of the virtues ?
And the time I was in Delucia and i met a fellow who claimed to be a pirate and sank whole merchant fleets ?
Or the time I was in Jhelom and I met a wench who had found sunken treasure but spent it all ?
Anyway, tis a lot of Dull Storys.
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You been fishing to long with the drunken sailor
Reminds me of another Sailor I once knew.
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I just want to lodge my disappointment that Herman hasn't used the insult chain from Secret of Monkey Island when you run around the island trying to beat the swordmaster. The Pirate Council does not approve!
