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Really funny argument on Chessy today, started over Shinobi telling me how he acquired a few hair dyes he plans to sell.

Oh and I apologize for the length.

[11/03/31][12:56:00] [<65550459>Shinobi]: today's the day nexus
[11/03/31][12:56:14] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i stole 17 hair dyes from some poor guy yesterday
[11/03/31][12:56:22] [<65550459>Shinobi]: one of which was liquid gold hair dye, easily 15-20mil
[11/03/31][12:56:33] [<16959036>Wernstrom]: Just gotta sell it first :p
[11/03/31][12:56:34] [<65550459>Shinobi]: speaking of which
[11/03/31][12:56:39] [<20612437>Hephaestus]: now dont you feel like a big man
[11/03/31][12:56:39] [<65550459>Shinobi]: selling liquid gold hair dye
[11/03/31][12:56:45] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i do heph!
[11/03/31][12:56:59] [<65550459>Shinobi]: just haven't felt like stealing anything in months, and i got the craving yesterday
[11/03/31][12:57:25] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i love how people take such offense to it..."don't you feel like a big man"
[11/03/31][12:57:31] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i'm a thief, that is my character, it is what i do
[11/03/31][12:57:46] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it's the same as you saying "oh i killed barracoon"
[11/03/31][12:57:48] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: well i think u r full of tish
[11/03/31][12:57:51] [<65550459>Shinobi]: or whatever you do
[11/03/31][12:57:59] [<65550459>Shinobi]: how so lol
[11/03/31][12:58:24] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: because u get on here everyday and say how u stole something from someone worth lost of gold
[11/03/31][12:58:43] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lol, well i haven't stolen anything in like 2 months because i've barely played
[11/03/31][12:58:44] [<20612437>Hephaestus]: tomorrow it will be a singing ball
[11/03/31][12:58:50] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and when i did i just hopped on and chatted
[11/03/31][12:59:00] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but yesterday i did steal 17 hair dyes, is that so hard to believe?
[11/03/31][12:59:02] Your ship's age and contents have been refreshed.
[11/03/31][12:59:08] [<46240533>Tatanka]: who cares
[11/03/31][12:59:10] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and even if you dno't believe it, that makes it an unbelievable steal...thank you sir
[11/03/31][12:59:10] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: yes
[11/03/31][12:59:37] [<46240533>Tatanka]: get a private journal to write in ...aint that big o deal
[11/03/31][12:59:42] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: cause no one on this shard would be stupid enough to carry that many hair dyes in fel
[11/03/31][12:59:50] [<65550459>Shinobi]: who said it was in fel?
[11/03/31][13:00:08] [<20612437>Hephaestus]: he probally killed a guildy
[11/03/31][13:00:15] [<65550459>Shinobi]: didn't kill
[11/03/31][13:00:18] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: yeo my guess
[11/03/31][13:00:25] [<65550459>Shinobi]: a guy was selling his account, i started a guild so we could "keep in touch"
[11/03/31][13:00:32] [<65550459>Shinobi]: he joined it, i had him show me his items on his account
[11/03/31][13:00:34] [<46240533>Tatanka]: nope ...stole from his house ...he couldnt kill anyone
[11/03/31][13:00:36] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: ya see
[11/03/31][13:00:38] [<41001859>Rend Blackhand]: he hid in someones house and waited for em to unlock it
[11/03/31][13:00:41] [<65550459>Shinobi]: the best stuff ic ould find was his hair dyes, as sad as that is
[11/03/31][13:00:53] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i didn't wait for them to unlock it lol, he showed me a chest of hair dyes
[11/03/31][13:00:56] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: tyour just a goober
[11/03/31][13:00:57] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and i stole them one by one in his house in tram
[11/03/31][13:01:11] [<46240533>Tatanka]: wow i was guessing and im right on mopney lol
[11/03/31][13:01:16] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: a big fat goober
[11/03/31][13:01:20] [<65550459>Shinobi]: what you expect me to be a "good boy" and wait at yew gate for bandages to steal?
[11/03/31][13:01:53] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: be smarter ya
[11/03/31][13:01:57] [<65550459>Shinobi]: smarter?
[11/03/31][13:02:09] [<65550459>Shinobi]: how is sitting there like a moron with my thumb up my ass waiting for a good steal
[11/03/31][13:02:12] [<65550459>Shinobi]: to walk in "smarter"?
[11/03/31][13:02:47] [<65550459>Shinobi]: selling liquid gold hair dye
[11/03/31][13:02:57] [<43158256>Chandani]: a thief in real life too i bet
[11/03/31][13:03:06] [<65550459>Shinobi]: oh lord here it comes
[11/03/31][13:03:12] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: no he would get cought
[11/03/31][13:03:13] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it's a class on a game...it's what i do
[11/03/31][13:03:14] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: lol
[11/03/31][13:03:21] [<46240533>Tatanka]: absoultly...i can tell ...
[11/03/31][13:03:21] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it's just a game you losers lol
[11/03/31][13:03:31] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lol
[11/03/31][13:03:40] [<65550459>Shinobi]: well i am trying to get back to atlantic
[11/03/31][13:03:44] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but it's more home sickness than anything
[11/03/31][13:03:52] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i know like 80% of the people on that shard it seems
[11/03/31][13:03:58] [<46240533>Tatanka]: forget the game...what u tell of yourself ....explains a lot about u...
[11/03/31][13:04:04] [<65550459>Shinobi]: so i can go shard to shard, but there will be days when it's just borrrrrrrring
[11/03/31][13:04:05] [<43158256>Chandani]: then why are you here
[11/03/31][13:04:22] [<65550459>Shinobi]: because i showed up for the rares festival, spent all my gold on some stuff
[11/03/31][13:04:23] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: y did u even come here
[11/03/31][13:04:28] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and haven't played in 2 months since
[11/03/31][13:04:53] [<43158256>Chandani]: as I said a thief in real life also because you was here way before the rares fest
[11/03/31][13:05:05] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: lol
[11/03/31][13:05:14] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i was bored on atlantic, i wasn't trying to steal from the rares fest, i spent
[11/03/31][13:05:17] [<65550459>Shinobi]: over 100mil there lol
[11/03/31][13:05:20] [<65550459>Shinobi]: if anything, they robbed me
[11/03/31][13:05:48] [<43158256>Chandani]: you was here many months before the fest though
[11/03/31][13:05:59] [<65550459>Shinobi]: wow a bit of an exaggeration huh?
[11/03/31][13:06:02] [<65550459>Shinobi]: 2 weeks before*
[11/03/31][13:06:15] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i showed up around the 12th or 15th or so
[11/03/31][13:06:15] [<43158256>Chandani]: no not 2 weeks
[11/03/31][13:06:23] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it was on the 25th
[11/03/31][13:06:36] [<43158256>Chandani]: you was here when your little friend dagger stole from she auction
[11/03/31][13:06:48] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lol, you sure that wasn't a year ago?
[11/03/31][13:06:55] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i was here like LAST january
[11/03/31][13:07:01] [<43158256>Chandani]: and that was several months ago at least 3
[11/03/31][13:07:15] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it is possible i was on a newb char
[11/03/31][13:07:30] [<65550459>Shinobi]: fact is, i was here between january 12th-15th, not sure why that's a big deal
[11/03/31][13:07:32] [<65550459>Shinobi]: or wait
[11/03/31][13:07:35] [<43158256>Chandani]: A thief and a liar
[11/03/31][13:07:37] [<65550459>Shinobi]: was rares fest january or feb?
[11/03/31][13:07:41] [<65550459>Shinobi]: january i think...so yeah
[11/03/31][13:09:08] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it's a VIDEO GAME...a thief is a CLASS...chand...YOU tell me a POLITE way to steal
[11/03/31][13:09:09] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and i'll do it
[11/03/31][13:09:13] [<43158256>Chandani]: big difference in a team and a liar and thief
[11/03/31][13:09:16] [<65550459>Shinobi]: please tell me a way to rob people and have them not be upset
[11/03/31][13:09:29] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i'm listning chandani, tell me a way to steal politely without hurting feelings
[11/03/31][13:09:31] [<65550459>Shinobi]: go on, tell me
[11/03/31][13:09:32] [<16296506>NeePstick]: pk them lol
[11/03/31][13:09:48] [<65550459>Shinobi]: oh what's that?
[11/03/31][13:09:50] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you don't know?
[11/03/31][13:09:55] [<43158256>Chandani]: do it in fel at least they know it could happen
[11/03/31][13:10:01] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lmfao
[11/03/31][13:10:04] You are now under the protection of the town guards.
[11/03/31][13:10:06] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but they'll still be livid
[11/03/31][13:10:14] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and
[11/03/31][13:10:16] [<43158256>Chandani]: stealing from peoples homes is low as a snakes belly
[11/03/31][13:10:16] [<65550459>Shinobi]: they DO know it can happen
[11/03/31][13:10:20] You have left the protection of the town guards.
[11/03/31][13:10:24] You are now under the protection of the town guards.
[11/03/31][13:10:25] [<65550459>Shinobi]: there's a biggggggg a** warning message that pops up when you join a guild
[11/03/31][13:10:27] You have left the protection of the town guards.
[11/03/31][13:10:34] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it's their fault they didn't read it
[11/03/31][13:10:39] [<43158256>Chandani]: so what if they are they took the stuff to fel their loss
[11/03/31][13:10:43] [<65550459>Shinobi]: don't blame me for someone else's incompetence
[11/03/31][13:10:53] [<65550459>Shinobi]: they didn't read the warning message, also their loss
[11/03/31][13:12:09] [<65550459>Shinobi]: chand, is it my fault they don't read a big warning message on their screen
[11/03/31][13:12:21] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: i have 1 and i have more respect for others than u do
[11/03/31][13:12:37] [<65550459>Shinobi]: respect for others? i have respect for others when they don't jump to stupid ass
[11/03/31][13:12:44] [<65550459>Shinobi]: conclusions and start talking **** about what they don't understand
[11/03/31][13:12:55] [<65550459>Shinobi]: "omg you used to stealing skill on someone? before we even ask how it happened
[11/03/31][13:13:01] [<65550459>Shinobi]: let's call you a piece of **** and say you're goign to hell"
[11/03/31][13:13:11] [<65550459>Shinobi]: the funny thing is, you say "do it in fel"
[11/03/31][13:13:16] [<65550459>Shinobi]: the first 3min of the convo you THOUGHT it was in fel
[11/03/31][13:13:22] [<65550459>Shinobi]: so wtf is that about
[11/03/31][13:13:27] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you cry about it if it's in fel too?
[11/03/31][13:13:44] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: whos crying?
[11/03/31][13:13:53] [<65550459>Shinobi]: well ya'll sure were ballin a second ago
[11/03/31][13:14:00] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but now that you don't have any answer to prove me wrong
[11/03/31][13:14:03] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: thats not balling
[11/03/31][13:14:06] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you seem to get real defensive
[11/03/31][13:14:15] [<65550459>Shinobi]: answer it yam, why did you guys get mad when you thought it was in fel
[11/03/31][13:14:19] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: get a life dude
[11/03/31][13:14:23] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you told me to steal in fel and it'd be ok
[11/03/31][13:14:30] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but when you thought it was
there you got upset
[11/03/31][13:14:34] [<65550459>Shinobi]: why?
[11/03/31][13:14:41] [<46240533>Tatanka]: u didnt steal anything
[11/03/31][13:14:44] [<65550459>Shinobi]: oh lord
[11/03/31][13:14:48] [<46240533>Tatanka]: u didnt use the skil
[11/03/31][13:14:52] [<65550459>Shinobi]: ok that's it point proven stick to tram you babies
[11/03/31][13:14:59] [<65550459>Shinobi]: yes i did, this convo is going no where
[11/03/31][13:15:00] [<46240533>Tatanka]: u said ...he opened a chest to show u
[11/03/31][13:15:08] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lmfao, he had a paragon chest IN HIS BACKPACK
[11/03/31][13:15:09] [<46240533>Tatanka]: and u ttook something
[11/03/31][13:15:20] [<65550459>Shinobi]: chests are able to be placed in the backpack
[11/03/31][13:15:23] [<65550459>Shinobi]: nice try though
[11/03/31][13:15:32] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: omg
[11/03/31][13:15:36] [<46240533>Tatanka]: u didnt steal anything u took something from someone showin u something
[11/03/31][13:15:36] [<65550459>Shinobi]: god why must people be so stubborn, a thief is a class on the game, get over it
[11/03/31][13:15:46] [<65550459>Shinobi]: tat, but did i use the stealing skill?
[11/03/31][13:15:49] [<65550459>Shinobi]: let me give you a hint
[11/03/31][13:15:53] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i did...but i want you to say it
[11/03/31][13:15:54] [<46240533>Tatanka]: dont make real thiefs feel bad
[11/03/31][13:16:02] [<65550459>Shinobi]: tat, did i use the stealing skill to get the items, yes or no
[11/03/31][13:16:11] [<46240533>Tatanka]: thats not stealin that being 5 yuears old
[11/03/31][13:16:13] [<43158256>Chandani]: well since you got all that dye free you should selll it cheap lmao
[11/03/31][13:16:14] [<65550459>Shinobi]: be stubborn and say no
[11/03/31][13:16:18] [<46240533>Tatanka]: and runnin home
[11/03/31][13:16:24] [<65550459>Shinobi]: tat did i use the stealing skill yes or no
[11/03/31][13:16:36] [<46240533>Tatanka]: nope u dragged it with ur mouse
[11/03/31][13:16:39] [<65550459>Shinobi]: LOL
[11/03/31][13:16:41] You have left the protection of the town guards.
[11/03/31][13:16:49] [<65550459>Shinobi]: that's ridiculous
[11/03/31][13:16:56] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i use the stealing skill, and because you don't agree with it, you say i didn't
[11/03/31][13:16:58] [<65550459>Shinobi]: that's amazing
[11/03/31][13:17:03] [<65550459>Shinobi]: the ignorance of some people
[11/03/31][13:17:04] [<41001859>Rend Blackhand]: you didnt steal, you took advantage of someone who trusted you
[11/03/31][13:17:09] [<46240533>Tatanka]: yup
[11/03/31][13:17:12] [<65550459>Shinobi]: rend, did i use the stealing skill yes or no
[11/03/31][13:17:13] [<65550459>Shinobi]: same question
[11/03/31][13:17:17] [<46240533>Tatanka]: not a thief a coward
[11/03/31][13:17:18] [<65550459>Shinobi]: oh wait, i did?
[11/03/31][13:17:18] [<41001859>Rend Blackhand]: yes
[11/03/31][13:17:20] [<65550459>Shinobi]: oh wait, that makes it a steal?
[11/03/31][13:17:24] [<65550459>Shinobi]: gasp
[11/03/31][13:17:45] [<46240533>Tatanka]: ima thief ...and in my opnion u cant call urself one 4 that act
[11/03/31][13:17:48] [<65550459>Shinobi]: there's no polite way to steal from someone, they'll be upset anyway
[11/03/31][13:17:52] [<65550459>Shinobi]: so why's it matter how i go about doing it
[11/03/31][13:18:11] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you're saying if you steal from someone, in fel for example, and they say
[11/03/31][13:18:20] [<65550459>Shinobi]: "omg it took me so long to get that item i'm quitting uo if you don't return it"
[11/03/31][13:18:29] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you'll return it? and let's say it's a 100mil item
[11/03/31][13:18:50] [<65550459>Shinobi]: see, i was presented with that situation before
[11/03/31][13:18:54] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and it wasn't even an expensive item
[11/03/31][13:19:02] [<28046505>Roar]: had to go for the kill
[11/03/31][13:19:04] [<28046505>Roar]: muhahahahaa
[11/03/31][13:19:05] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i stole a 120 stealth from a guy back when they were worth a decent amount
[11/03/31][13:19:12] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it was in fel moonglow, at the bank
[11/03/31][13:19:18] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i for real thought he was crying irl
[11/03/31][13:19:21] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: ok if u have stolen all this stuff y havent u gotten your token to go away?
[11/03/31][13:19:35] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i felt so bad for the guy, that i said "here man, my bad, take it"
[11/03/31][13:19:40] [<65550459>Shinobi]: know what he does?
[11/03/31][13:19:43] [<46240533>Tatanka]: he likes the attention ...y eles tell us
[11/03/31][13:19:44] [<65550459>Shinobi]: after i return the item?
[11/03/31][13:19:51] [<65550459>Shinobi]: he says "HAHAHA THANKS DUMBA**" and recalls away
[11/03/31][13:19:57] [<65550459>Shinobi]: the one time i'm nice tos omeone, that's what happens
[11/03/31][13:20:03] [<65550459>Shinobi]: ever since, i refuse to return stuff no matter how bad i feel
[11/03/31][13:20:05] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: y ai see this
[11/03/31][13:20:25] [<65550459>Shinobi]: yama i stole the 17 dyes yesterday
[11/03/31][13:20:28] [<28046505>Roar]: that just makes u a thief in rl
[11/03/31][13:20:30] [<65550459>Shinobi]: it takes a while to sell lol
[11/03/31][13:20:31] [<46240533>Tatanka]: u took
[11/03/31][13:20:35] [<46240533>Tatanka]: didnt steal
[11/03/31][13:20:36] [<65550459>Shinobi]: HOW"S THAT MAKE ME A THIEF IRL?
[11/03/31][13:20:42] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you literally just blew my mind
[11/03/31][13:20:45] [<65550459>Shinobi]: at how stubborn that was to say
[11/03/31][13:20:52] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: 1 stone per die
[11/03/31][13:20:52] [<65550459>Shinobi]: how in the world does that make me a thief irl
[11/03/31][13:21:01] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: then weight of chest?
[11/03/31][13:21:05] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: U LIER
[11/03/31][13:21:05] [<28046505>Roar]: i just called the police
[11/03/31][13:21:11] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: U LIER
[11/03/31][13:21:11] [<65550459>Shinobi]: wtf yama, the weight of the chest?
[11/03/31][13:21:12] [<28046505>Roar]: lol
[11/03/31][13:21:14] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i didn't steal the f*****g chest you idiots
[11/03/31][13:21:17] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you can't steal containers
[11/03/31][13:21:22] [<65550459>Shinobi]: i stole each dye ONE BY ONE
[11/03/31][13:21:25] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: yes u can
[11/03/31][13:21:31] [<65550459>Shinobi]: they were unnoticed steals until about the 10th or 12th one
[11/03/31][13:21:34] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: but cant weight over 11 stones
[11/03/31][13:21:34] [<46240533>Tatanka]: they were ina abag prob ...
[11/03/31][13:21:36] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and NO, yo ucan't...not anymore
[11/03/31][13:21:41] [<65550459>Shinobi]: you can't steal bags either
[11/03/31][13:21:45] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: ALL LIES
[11/03/31][13:21:50] [<65550459>Shinobi]: make a thief and go try idiot
[11/03/31][13:21:51] [<65550459>Shinobi]: lol
[11/03/31][13:21:59] [<46240533>Tatanka]: if its unlocked like u said the guy was dumbv and didnt lock it
[11/03/31][13:22:04] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: u r a lier sir
[11/03/31][13:22:06] [<65550459>Shinobi]: but yeah, each dye, 1 by 1, until about the 10th one when he noticed i was robbing him
[11/03/31][13:22:16] [<65550459>Shinobi]: then he started running around his house
[11/03/31][13:22:16] [:heart:2241657>Yamamoto]: u r a lier sir
[11/03/31][13:22:18] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and outside
[11/03/31][13:22:23] [<65550459>Shinobi]: and i managed to get a few more
[11/03/31][13:22:23] [<16959036>Wernstrom]: ***face palm***
Years ago didn't we idolize players like Galad who pulled stunts like this?

What happened?
 

Omnius

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Lol Shin and I had great laughs about his steal. He did well. We still respect the great thieves even though the cry babies of this game do not.

edit: He ought to show his steal and submit it for march. I'd like some competition. as it stands, I'm THAT guy who steals the best things when i log in.
 

Nonel

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Lol...

Yamamoto: yes u can

It should be our new Obama-esque chant for thieving changes.

"Yes we can steal containers! Steal well over 12 stones! We can steal partial stacks without them bugging! YES WE CAN!"

Ah well. Funny stuff. :D
 

Omnius

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Lol...

Yamamoto: yes u can

It should be our new Obama-esque chant for thieving changes.

"Yes we can steal containers! Steal well over 12 stones! We can steal partial stacks without them bugging! YES WE CAN!"

Ah well. Funny stuff. :D
taking away stealing containers was a flagrant attack on a class of players.
but anyway YES WE CAN!
 
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