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Busted Under The Mistletoe In Luna

WizzaX

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Lies!!!! Photoshop i tell ya!!!!!!

*coughs*

so... err..... hey taz ..... ummmmm

hows about we make a deal??
 
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Syfka

Guest
Lies!!!! Photoshop i tell ya!!!!!!

*coughs*

so... err..... hey taz ..... ummmmm

hows about we make a deal??
you better start digging a hole to hide in cause i dont think this is coming down anytime soon roflmao please tell me you washed after doing that lol:hahaha:
 
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Tazar

Guest
Lies!!!! Photoshop i tell ya!!!!!!

*coughs*

so... err..... hey taz ..... ummmmm

hows about we make a deal??
Man.... I hope you used protection... never know what diseases those things may carry... lol
 

WizzaX

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Well after i was done throwing up my my guts, i did indeed wash myself......


*starts digging*
 

WizzaX

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Protection!?!?!?!?

Geez!!!!!!!!!!

It was just a small kiss on the cheek so i could get a free stat scroll!!!

LoL

*keeps on digging*
 
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Syfka

Guest
Well after i was done throwing up my my guts, i did indeed wash myself......


*starts digging*


*picks up shovel and helps*

well atleast you tried to get the smell off

*puts gas mask on*

although you didnt quite suceed :D
 
M

Morgana LeFay (PoV)

Guest
Kill a Crimson Dragon...get Crimmy.

Kiss an Orc...get a log.

Its all in scale :)
 
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Syfka

Guest
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Quickly! To the island!!!!!

Theres a rune on the steps of my luna house.

NO orcs allowed!!!
I dont know where your luna house is lol but *looks through books*
 
L

Lady D

Guest
Protection!?!?!?!?

Geez!!!!!!!!!!

It was just a small kiss on the cheek so i could get a free stat scroll!!!

LoL

*keeps on digging*
was not i saw it he so used tounge! he really enjoyed it !!!
 
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Syfka

Guest
was not i saw it he so used tounge! he really enjoyed it !!!
*gags* i really hope not that is just wrong *smiles* bleach your tongue Wizzax maybe that will help just to be safe

*starts digging new hole*
 
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Tazar

Guest
...there's only one safe place to hide from Uma... Just climb under her bed and act like a bed monster... if you can stand the smell
 
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I Like Pie

Guest
I just don't know who to feel sorry for... Lets hear it for the power of the +15 stat scroll... wait,what?
 
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Syfka

Guest
...there's only one safe place to hide from Uma... Just climb under her bed and act like a bed monster... if you can stand the smell

i have a better idea hide in a bath tub she will never look there!!
 
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Tazar

Guest
I bet she would go there - after looking at it, it would be fouled enough...
 
K

Kazar

Guest
The kiss was bad enough! Just hope it's not mating season for orcs!
 
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I Like Pie

Guest
If an Uma and a Wizzax were to mate... what would their spawn look like and what would it do (special powers, abilities, etc.) My thoughts were that it would be smelly, hairy and pear shaped. It would go galivanting around on its pickle sewing bag balls of different sizes and color claiming magical abilties if placed throughout your home... of course they would come in all colors of the rainbow.:hahaha:
 
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Tazar

Guest
I think you forgot the Noxious Cloud ability it may inherit from the mother...
 
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Tazar

Guest
Is there a legal way to loop an "An Nox" macro? We may all need it!
 
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