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A New Poetic Harlequin Parody awaits you....

  • Thread starter Tovladian Soltyr
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Tovladian Soltyr

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Haven't done a parody in a while but the mood struck me so here it be :)...

Artie Girl
(Poetic Harlequin Parody based on Aqua – Barbie Girl 6-22-07)

Yo Artie
Hi Roxxor
You wanna run Doom?
Sure Rox!
-Gate sound- Jump in..

I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
Doom Location, For artie salvation!
Come on Artie, Join my party...

I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
Doom Location, For artie salvation!

I'm not really a girl, but am in this pixel world
Must Suit up, with artie might, feel so jolly!
Have a ball, I know it all, even more then you think...
My arrow here, you're pet there, Darkfather spanky!
Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”

I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
Doom Location, For artie salvation!

Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)

God I rock, with my artie walk, all the newbs I will tease
I know all arties by far, it's like my expertise
Come my friend, lets begin, the cycle again.
If your down, we're DF bound, Lets get the arty!
Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”
Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”

Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
Doom Location, For artie salvation!

I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
Doom Location, For artie salvation!

Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Artie, Join my party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Ooo, I just got another one!
Well Artie, the limits are uncharted!
Lets do it again!
 

Damia TMC

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Ha ha ha I love it
and sadly I could even sing it, I still had kids at home when the song was popular. LOL
 
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