Week 4 down, and only a little blood in the pool!
Congrats to our Top 5 Divers:
Hong Kong Fooey (Team Blue)
8-Ball (Team Orange)
James (Team Green)
Phoenix (Team Purple)
Marishka (Team Lt. Blue)
️ Saturday night, grab your team shirt and back your favorite diver — available in the 'My Pool, My Rules' gift shop, first floor!
(full score list at the bottom of this post...)
Each of you gets a special bonus gift bag for making it in to the top 5 — but more importantly,
This Saturday, Aug 30th at 8 PM EST (bosses permitting),
you’ll be diving for fame, glory, and an ocean of prizes!
The Rules: 
Gift-givers will be overflowing with loot!
Special thanks to our awesome EM Jewels, who not only stopped by but even tried the pool herself in her lucky bathing suit. (Sure, she cheated and jumped straight to the 10 spot with her magical powers, "but what 'em gonna do about it. " Sorry, was channeling my old Greek boss there for a minute. )
And finally — whoever took all the towels from the dressing room, kindly return them ASAP. No questions asked.
(…yes, Scarlett, we’re looking at you.)
Zelda — Lifeguard to the Stars: dragged Leonardo DiCaprio onto a floating door, taught Aquaman how to tread water, rescued Taylor Swift from a glitter wave, kept The Rock from skipping across the surface, and once blew the whistle on Nicolas Cage for cannonballing in a tux.
Congrats to our Top 5 Divers:
Hong Kong Fooey (Team Blue)
8-Ball (Team Orange)

Phoenix (Team Purple)
Marishka (Team Lt. Blue)
️ Saturday night, grab your team shirt and back your favorite diver — available in the 'My Pool, My Rules' gift shop, first floor!
(full score list at the bottom of this post...)
Each of you gets a special bonus gift bag for making it in to the top 5 — but more importantly,
This Saturday, Aug 30th at 8 PM EST (bosses permitting),
you’ll be diving for fame, glory, and an ocean of prizes!



- All scores wiped clean
- 3 dives each
- No mulligans. No excuses.
Gift-givers will be overflowing with loot!
Special thanks to our awesome EM Jewels, who not only stopped by but even tried the pool herself in her lucky bathing suit. (Sure, she cheated and jumped straight to the 10 spot with her magical powers, "but what 'em gonna do about it. " Sorry, was channeling my old Greek boss there for a minute. )
And finally — whoever took all the towels from the dressing room, kindly return them ASAP. No questions asked.
(…yes, Scarlett, we’re looking at you.)
Zelda — Lifeguard to the Stars: dragged Leonardo DiCaprio onto a floating door, taught Aquaman how to tread water, rescued Taylor Swift from a glitter wave, kept The Rock from skipping across the surface, and once blew the whistle on Nicolas Cage for cannonballing in a tux.
Rank | Name | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Hong Kong | 13 | 15 | 18 | 15 | 61 |
2 | 8-Ball | 8 | 18 | 18 | 15 | 59 |
3 | James | 15 | 10 | 11 | 15 | 51 |
4 | Phoenix | 18 | 5 | 11 | 9 | 43 |
5 | Marishka | 8 | 4 | 13 | 17 | 42 |
6 | Rosemary | 6 | 2 | 9 | 16 | 33 |
7 | Daria | 20 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 28 |
8 | Lil Mic | -4 | 13 | 15 | 0 | 28 |
9 | Alex | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
10 | Grob | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
11 | Joseph | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
12 | Scarlett | -4 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 7 |