ZEDLAND DIVING SHOWDOWN RECAP & SCORE BOARD! Week #1

[Zelda of Zed]

ZEDLAND DIVING SHOWDOWN RECAP & SCORE BOARD!
Week #1

Tonight, 10 brave souls battled it out and dove for their lives. Some earned glory and riches… others left a lot of blood in the pool (don’t ask, just bring a mop and a first-aid kit next time).

Here’s how the scoreboard looks after all the splashy chaos:

Daria — 20 points (Clearly owning the pool like the true pro she is)
James — 15 points (Still suspiciously too calm for someone who’s this close to the edge)
Hong Kong — 13 points (Making waves and taking names)
Grob — 9 points (Surviving, barely)
8-Ball — 8 points (8 points, 8-ball… coincidence? I think not. Told ya she was of the fishy persuasion.)
Marishka — 8 points (Tied but fighting fiercely)
Rosemary — 6 points (A splash here and there and maybe coned the host. Still thinking about that one. )
8 Joseph - 1 Better than minus 4.

And then… well, how the hell they did it that:
Scarlett and Lil Mic — both rocking a grand total of ***********-4 points. **************
Yep, somehow negative. The pool WILL BE DRAINED AND SCRUBBED before the next meet.

Hope you all had fun!!!!!

Note from Zelda the Lifeguard to the stars!

TO SCARLETT & LIL MIC:
Congrats on achieving what many thought impossible — negative points. That’s not just a dive, that’s a full-on plunge into the pool of shame. But hey, every legend has to start somewhere... maybe next time aim up instead of down? I believe in you. Sort of.

AND FOR DARIA:
20 points and swimming circles around everyone else! Clearly, you’re the queen of this pool. Keep slaying, making waves, and reminding the rest why they’re just here for the splash zone. Bow down, folks.

Stay Salty my friends!
SEE YA TUESDAY NIGHT!

Really Scar and Lil Mic -4?

 

[Zelda of Zed]

With several concussions and enough blood in the pool to film a low-budget horror flick,
fun was had by all… well, except Scarlett and Lil Mic. But I digress.

Now, riddle me this: who called the UO Po-po?
They showed up at 5 A.M., pounding on my door like I owed them one of my AWeSoME gift bags.
They were muttering something about dangerous fish in the pool.
Sorry, Mister Officer— that problem was addressed (I still think it was Scarlett and James), and freebies are gone until Tuesday night, 8 PM EST.

And for the record—don’t even think about blaming me or dragging me into court.
You all jumped of your own free will, "three times!!!!!!"
(I bet James went back to his mirror for more practice, btw, congrats on that first perfect 10 dive. You scared me at first... WTF...lol)

I can’t help it if you’re a squad of spectacular klutzes.
Well, except for Daria.. she rules!

So yes, I’ve been “ordered” to drain the pool and “move the hazards.”

(Evil grin) Oh, sweet bejeezus…(they didn't say where I had to move them to..)

Pool may be “drained” and “hazards moved” (wink wink),
but, Zelda the lifeguard still the biggest danger around.
She is gonna sit right there on her floaty, point, laugh and judge the hell out of you.

Get ready for more bruises, blood, and belly flops this Tuesday night at 8 PM EST (bosses permitting).

Bring a towel, a first-aid kit… and maybe a helmet.

Stay Salty my friends!
Zelda the lifeguard to the stars... ( Orion, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Cassiopeia )

 

[D.Blackmoore]

Had a blast! First time seeing this event we could have used this one in the shard Olympics! Im pretty sure my Riftborn swimsuit was the key!

 

[Zelda of Zed]

Daria, I’m so glad you had a blast! That was exactly the point — last night’s crew was pretty fantastic.

Honestly? I had zero plans to build this house.
I just needed a spot to stash the new event items temporarily, and then I got inspired by a place I saw over on Atlantic. Next thing I knew, I was showing it off and got some rave reviews.

Don’t forget to swing by Tuesday night 8 pm est to rack up more points — the competition’s only getting fiercer.


All my best,
Zelda

 

[Penderrin]

Sounds like it was a blast and I must say I'm quite
impressed with your writeups Zelda.

Unfortunately I roll in about 45 minutes late on Tuesday but hoping I can make next Friday.

 

[Zelda of Zed]

Sounds like it was a blast and I must say I'm quite
impressed with your writeups Zelda.


We had a lot of fun!!! And heck yeah — the pool will be open Friday night for make-ups. Hope to see you there, preferably without a concussion.


And thank you, that means a lot to me! I do try to keep things fun and make folks laugh… even if it’s at their own belly flop.

 

[Scarlett]

*Hangs up her floaties* Clearly this sport is not for me, but hope others aspire to diving greatness in future events where I shall watch from afar lol.

 

[Zelda of Zed]

*Hangs up her floaties* Clearly this sport is not for me, but hope others aspire to diving greatness in future events where I shall watch from afar lol.

Zelda the Lifeguard: Ohhh no no no, glitterfish — you don’t just dog-paddle away from destiny! You get that sparkly bottom back on the board, reclaim your dignity, and show the pool who’s boss before I start assigning you to “floatie duty” for the goblins.