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Lynk

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Ramon of NmE and I will be hosting a thumb wrestling tournament. The location of said tournament depends on the entrants, because we would like to pick a place that is within reasonable driving distance to all participants.

Standard thumb wrestling rules apply, so don't try any funny stuff.

Music selection will be a mix of Ace of Base and The Best of Michael Bolton. Depending on how high the ceiling is we may also have some strobe lights.

Ramon has a phobia of bare feet - so socks are required (no sandals are not ok unless you wear socks with them, but then you're a goon so don't bother showing up)

If you are interested please see Ramon in game, he's the one that will be coordinating most of this. I usually see him at Yew gate. Just let him know you want to chat about the thumb wrestling tournament and he will probably access you to a house to get your info.

Also, no flannel shirts will be allowed in the venue.

Thanks
 

Flutter

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Well I gotta admit Ramon is in trouble, I hear you're a world champion Lynk.
 

Lynk

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My rise to fame hasn't been an easy one.

In fact, when I was just 14 I lost my right thumb in a horrible self-gratification accident.

I thought my life was over. The doctors had a daring idea - something that hadn't been done in their hospital before. They were successfully able to remove my big toe from my right foot and attach it to my right hand. This is where much of my power and authority comes from in the squared circle of the thumb wrestling world.

I believe there is a movie in the works at the moment about my rough life.
 

Flutter

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Amazing! I cannot imagine such a turbulent life as yours. No wonder Ramon wants to use his pinky instead! I too would fear the toe-thumb.

I will talk to my guild and alliance and see if we cannot convince Ramon to at least try to take your title. I am sure the music selection is tempting him already.
 
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