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imported_Volrina
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Ever have a quote from a movie stick in your head? I do all the time and thought maybe we could start a favorite movie quote thread. One quote per reply but as many replies as you want.
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Your Favorite Movie Quotes
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Gowron
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From the movie "1941"
"Jesus Palamony....A NAZI! I knew it! YOU'RE ALL IN KAHOOTS! Well, let me tell you something, Mr Hiney Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living sh#t out of you!"
"Jesus Palamony....A NAZI! I knew it! YOU'RE ALL IN KAHOOTS! Well, let me tell you something, Mr Hiney Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living sh#t out of you!"
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Gowron
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Same Movie....
Japanese Sub Skipper "Where Hollowood?"
Hollis Wood "That's easy! It's right.... Oh, you're trying to sneak up on me like you did Pearl Harbor! What are you going to do? Bomb John Wayne's house?"
Japanese Sub Skipper "Where Hollowood?"
Hollis Wood "That's easy! It's right.... Oh, you're trying to sneak up on me like you did Pearl Harbor! What are you going to do? Bomb John Wayne's house?"
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Guest
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" As God is my witness I will NEVER go hungry again "
Scarlet O'hara standing over destroyed Tara eating junky roots of what is left of her home/homeland in Gone With The Wind !
I like it cuz it shows determination/courage to go on and NOT to become a victim any longer !
Scarlet O'hara standing over destroyed Tara eating junky roots of what is left of her home/homeland in Gone With The Wind !
I like it cuz it shows determination/courage to go on and NOT to become a victim any longer !
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Guest
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" Go ahead ... make my day ! "
I can not even remember the film name but we all know it
Clint Eastwood
Guess I like feisty quotes of strong willed film roleplayed chr. peeps.
I can not even remember the film name but we all know it
Clint Eastwood
Guess I like feisty quotes of strong willed film roleplayed chr. peeps.
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Guest
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"A man's GOT to know his limitations"--Clint Eastwood "Sudden Impact"
Also from "Airplane" Char A: "Surely you can't be serious"
Char B: "I AM serious.....and DON'T call me Shirley"
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy" Clint Eastwood again "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
Also from "Airplane" Char A: "Surely you can't be serious"
Char B: "I AM serious.....and DON'T call me Shirley"
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy" Clint Eastwood again "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
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imported_Volrina
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From the 13th Warrior
Ahmed: "I cannot lift this."
Herger: "Grow stronger."
Melchisidek: "Hurry to meet Death before you're place is taken."
Herger: "Don't worry, little brother... there are more!"
Ahmed: "I cannot lift this."
Herger: "Grow stronger."
Melchisidek: "Hurry to meet Death before you're place is taken."
Herger: "Don't worry, little brother... there are more!"
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imported_Volrina
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From Dusk till Dawn
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a **** how crazy they are!
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a **** how crazy they are!
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imported_Volrina
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Yoda Quotes
Size matters not.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.
Great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great.
Size matters not.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.
Great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great.
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Guest
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"You're everything I never knew I always wanted." ~ Fools Rush In
"I wouldn't want a bad man. Just a man who *could* be bad, but wasn't." ~ Anne Of Green Gables
"MINE MINEMINEMINE MINE MINE" ~ Finding Nemo
"I wouldn't want a bad man. Just a man who *could* be bad, but wasn't." ~ Anne Of Green Gables
"MINE MINEMINEMINE MINE MINE" ~ Finding Nemo
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Duncan O'Shay
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You asked for it....
Randal Graves: Well, once you're done chomping down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss them, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky: Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared an [censored] to a vagina.
Randal Graves: And?
Becky: Have you refilled the napkin holders yet?
Randal Graves: That's an Elias job!
Becky: That comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job.
[repeated line]
Randal Graves: You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.
Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves: Oh, what the f**k happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you f**king morons.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?
[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My sh**ty acting is ruining saga.
Elias: [chucking] Yeah, you're crazy Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those f**kin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a f**king volcano.
All from Clerks II
Randal Graves: Well, once you're done chomping down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss them, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky: Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared an [censored] to a vagina.
Randal Graves: And?
Becky: Have you refilled the napkin holders yet?
Randal Graves: That's an Elias job!
Becky: That comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job.
[repeated line]
Randal Graves: You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.
Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves: Oh, what the f**k happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you f**king morons.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?
[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My sh**ty acting is ruining saga.
Elias: [chucking] Yeah, you're crazy Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those f**kin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a f**king volcano.
All from Clerks II
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Duncan O'Shay
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"Allright Meow"
Supertroopers
Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he ***, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Mallrats
Supertroopers
Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he ***, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Mallrats
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Duncan O'Shay
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Paul: We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go against the word of God.
Dune
Dune
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Guest
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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imported_onthefifty
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yeah the phone in his limo is busted, what is ya ignorent?
from trading places
from trading places
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imported_Volrina
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Serenity
"I aim to misbehave"
"Dear Buddha, I wanna a pony and a plastic rocket."
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid."
"This is the captain speaking. We're having some trouble with our clearance so we may experience some turbulence.... and then, explode."
"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
"Shiney, lets be bad guys"
"The hell with this I want to live"
"I aim to misbehave"
"Dear Buddha, I wanna a pony and a plastic rocket."
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid."
"This is the captain speaking. We're having some trouble with our clearance so we may experience some turbulence.... and then, explode."
"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
"Shiney, lets be bad guys"
"The hell with this I want to live"
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imported_Volrina
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The Borg
Popular Star Trek evil menace
"Resistance is futile."
"prepare to be assimilated"
"Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand"
Popular Star Trek evil menace
"Resistance is futile."
"prepare to be assimilated"
"Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand"
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imported_Gwyneth
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"You're trying to give me a hint. Has it something to do with ice?"
(George Sanders - From The Ghost and Mrs. Muir)
(George Sanders - From The Ghost and Mrs. Muir)
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imported_Volrina
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Army of Darkness
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."
"Groovy."
"Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"
"You found me beautiful once..."
"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!"
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."
"Groovy."
"Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"
"You found me beautiful once..."
"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!"
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Garaba
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My fav
<blockquote><hr>
I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna [censored] with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
[/ QUOTE ]
<blockquote><hr>
I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna [censored] with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
[/ QUOTE ]
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Duncan O'Shay
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Just too many to count...
From the movie "Full Metal Jacket"
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so f**kin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
From the movie "Full Metal Jacket"
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so f**kin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
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imported_Volrina
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Spaceballs
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"
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imported_Volrina
Guest
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Right, rejection kills, disappointment only mames"
"You and I combined make the perfect woman"
"No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve."
"We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets."
"What's wrong, Abby?"
"Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of."
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Right, rejection kills, disappointment only mames"
"You and I combined make the perfect woman"
"No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve."
"We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets."
"What's wrong, Abby?"
"Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of."
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Guest
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"Mad Max Thunder Dome" - no words, just the *clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk* of all Mel Gibson's weapons as he enters Bartertown.
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hattersfan15
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Well i'm gonna go with my Gladiator;
"What we do in life...echoes in eternity"
This all reminds me, I haven't watched Gladiator in awhile
"What we do in life...echoes in eternity"
This all reminds me, I haven't watched Gladiator in awhile
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hattersfan15
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<blockquote><hr>
Spaceballs
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"
[/ QUOTE ]
Man Spaceballs, that whole movie is quotable,
when me and my cousin were kids we could probably each recite the whole movie word for word...
oh great film!
Spaceballs
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"
[/ QUOTE ]
Man Spaceballs, that whole movie is quotable,
when me and my cousin were kids we could probably each recite the whole movie word for word...
oh great film!
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Guest
Guest
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Jake: Hit it.
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imported_Volrina
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Monty Python
The Holy Grail
(censored of course)
"Why do you think she is a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt... well I got better"
"Thats not a horse its a man banging two coconuts together"
"I fart in your general direction"
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"HE must be a king."
"Why?
"He ain't got shi* all over him."
"Bring out your dead"
"'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch?! Your arm's off.
"No it isn't."
"Well what's that then?"
pause:: "I've had worse."
"Bring out the Holy Handgrenade!"
"Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
"You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!"
"just because some watery tart threw a sword at you, doesn't give you the right to be king."
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"
The Holy Grail
(censored of course)
"Why do you think she is a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt... well I got better"
"Thats not a horse its a man banging two coconuts together"
"I fart in your general direction"
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"HE must be a king."
"Why?
"He ain't got shi* all over him."
"Bring out your dead"
"'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch?! Your arm's off.
"No it isn't."
"Well what's that then?"
pause:: "I've had worse."
"Bring out the Holy Handgrenade!"
"Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
"You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!"
"just because some watery tart threw a sword at you, doesn't give you the right to be king."
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"
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imported_Volrina
Guest
The 300
"Madness? This is Sparta!"
"Immortals... we put their name to the test."
"It's an honor to die at your side."
"It's an honor to have lived at yours."
"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade."
"These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard."
"My arm!"
"It's not yours, anymore."
"Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood."
"A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!"
"Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning."
"They look thirsty!"
"Well, let's give them something to drink!"
"Madness? This is Sparta!"
"Immortals... we put their name to the test."
"It's an honor to die at your side."
"It's an honor to have lived at yours."
"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade."
"These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard."
"My arm!"
"It's not yours, anymore."
"Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood."
"A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!"
"Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning."
"They look thirsty!"
"Well, let's give them something to drink!"
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imported_Volrina
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Dragonheart
"Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust."
"A knight is sworn to valor."
"His heart knows only virtue."
"His blade defends the helpless."
"His might upholds the weak."
"His word speaks only truth."
"His wrath undoes the wicked!"
"I will not rest until I have rid the world of every last one of you."
"I AM the last one!"
"Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality."
"If a dragon falls in the forest and nobody gets to hear about it, does it make a thud?"
"Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!"
"Actually, he's about the same size."
"Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust."
"A knight is sworn to valor."
"His heart knows only virtue."
"His blade defends the helpless."
"His might upholds the weak."
"His word speaks only truth."
"His wrath undoes the wicked!"
"I will not rest until I have rid the world of every last one of you."
"I AM the last one!"
"Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality."
"If a dragon falls in the forest and nobody gets to hear about it, does it make a thud?"
"Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!"
"Actually, he's about the same size."
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Duncan O'Shay
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From Willy Wonka (not the remake with Johnny Depp)
Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Willy Wonka: *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Willy Wonka: *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
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imported_Gwyneth
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Khartoum:
"While I may die of your miracle, you will surely die of mine."
~ Charlton Heston ~
"While I may die of your miracle, you will surely die of mine."
~ Charlton Heston ~
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imported_Volrina
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Dangerous Minds
"So how did they get you stay"
"They gave me candy and called me their light"
"That'll do it"
"You can either choose to leave here and not graduate, or you can stay and put up with me. It may not be a choice that you like, but you do have a choice."
"So how did they get you stay"
"They gave me candy and called me their light"
"That'll do it"
"You can either choose to leave here and not graduate, or you can stay and put up with me. It may not be a choice that you like, but you do have a choice."
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imported_Volrina
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Dangerous Minds
"So how did they get you stay"
"They gave me candy and called me their light"
"That'll do it"
"You can either choose to leave here and not graduate, or you can stay and put up with me. It may not be a choice that you like, but you do have a choice."
"So how did they get you stay"
"They gave me candy and called me their light"
"That'll do it"
"You can either choose to leave here and not graduate, or you can stay and put up with me. It may not be a choice that you like, but you do have a choice."
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From Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Raoul Duke:How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Dr. Gonzo: You'll go blind... your body will turn to wax... they'll have to put you in a wheelbarrow... and when you scream for help, you'll sound like a raccoon.
Raoul Duke:How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Dr. Gonzo: You'll go blind... your body will turn to wax... they'll have to put you in a wheelbarrow... and when you scream for help, you'll sound like a raccoon.
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From Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Raoul Duke:How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Dr. Gonzo: You'll go blind... your body will turn to wax... they'll have to put you in a wheelbarrow... and when you scream for help, you'll sound like a raccoon.
Raoul Duke:How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Dr. Gonzo: You'll go blind... your body will turn to wax... they'll have to put you in a wheelbarrow... and when you scream for help, you'll sound like a raccoon.
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*laughs* I <3 Fear and Loathing.
"Say Hello to my little friend!" Al Pacino, Scarface
"Say Hello to my little friend!" Al Pacino, Scarface
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*laughs* I <3 Fear and Loathing.
"Say Hello to my little friend!" Al Pacino, Scarface
"Say Hello to my little friend!" Al Pacino, Scarface
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allan1850
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it is isn't from a movie but from a Tony award winning best musical Avenue Q
The song is called "It sucks to be me"
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KATE MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BRIAN
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
If you want a laugh pick up the avenue q soundtrack
The song is called "It sucks to be me"
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KATE MONSTER
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BRIAN
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
If you want a laugh pick up the avenue q soundtrack
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Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: "I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
Shooter McGavin: "I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast."
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
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From: Operation Petticoat (1959 not the failed TV Series from the early 80's)
Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game. Look out.
Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game. Look out.
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"Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin sonofabitch!"
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Wedding Crashers
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Grumpier Old Men
"Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?"
"Bacon."
"Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'."
"And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the [censored]'s still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!"
"Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?"
"Bacon."
"Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'."
"And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the [censored]'s still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!"
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Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
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That was a classic with Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, and Ann-Margret.
Whoop, hope I can look as good as Ann when I get that age.
Whoop, hope I can look as good as Ann when I get that age.
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I have two more one from the musical Wicked
(spoken) See - I never had a family of my own. So, I
guess I just - wanted to give the citizens of Oz everything.
ELPHABA(spoken) So you lied to them.
WIZARD
(spoken) Elphaba, where I'm from, we believe all sorts of
things that aren't true. We call it - "history."
And the second is from the TV show Scrubs
Dr. Cox: ...And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. Of course, I may have tormented her from time to time; but, honest to God, that's what I thought marriage was all about. So much so that, by the end of that relationship, I honestly don't know who I hated more - her or me? I used to sit around and wonder... why our friends weren't trying to destroy each other, like we were. And here, it turns out, the answer's pretty simple: They weren't unhappy. We were.
(spoken) See - I never had a family of my own. So, I
guess I just - wanted to give the citizens of Oz everything.
ELPHABA(spoken) So you lied to them.
WIZARD
(spoken) Elphaba, where I'm from, we believe all sorts of
things that aren't true. We call it - "history."
And the second is from the TV show Scrubs
Dr. Cox: ...And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. Of course, I may have tormented her from time to time; but, honest to God, that's what I thought marriage was all about. So much so that, by the end of that relationship, I honestly don't know who I hated more - her or me? I used to sit around and wonder... why our friends weren't trying to destroy each other, like we were. And here, it turns out, the answer's pretty simple: They weren't unhappy. We were.
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Pitch Black
"They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
"Hey, I thought I said no shivs!"
"You mean this? This is just a personal grooming appliance."
"Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'."
"They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."
"They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
"Hey, I thought I said no shivs!"
"You mean this? This is just a personal grooming appliance."
"Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'."
"They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."
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Uncommon Valor
"Tis impossible to know the end of this days business before it comes. But it's enough that the day will end, and then the end be known. And if we meet again, then we'll smile. And if not, then this parting was well made."
"Tis impossible to know the end of this days business before it comes. But it's enough that the day will end, and then the end be known. And if we meet again, then we'll smile. And if not, then this parting was well made."