Washing the dirty masses

[Luc of Legends]

Luc was working compassion and had a wonderful idea....Let us find some soap to wash the dirty UO masses.
The only problem is Luc can't seem to find any soap.

Here is the question, does soap still spawn in Wrong?

Please, help we must get clean before the anniversary party.

 

[MalagAste]

Don't know tried for months to get some never could find it.

 

[Dot_Warner]

The soap is a lie.

 

[Luc of Legends]

The soap is a lie.

Nuh-uh I found a picture. A picture is empirical evidence, and irrefutable . That's the fancy college way of saying you can't deny a picture...unless its photo shopped.



the green square, that the soap. Maybe we could add it to alchemy...Soap Making! You could used lard of pig or lard of Paroxysmus. The Paroxysmus Soap would be the industrial strength type, would even get 20 yr old undies clean! LOL

 

[Capt. Lucky]

Nuh-uh I found a picture. A picture is empirical evidence, and irrefutable . That's the fancy college way of saying you can't deny a picture...unless its photo shopped.

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the green square, that the soap. Maybe we could add it to alchemy...Soap Making! You could used lard of pig or lard of Paroxysmus. The Paroxysmus Soap would be the industrial strength type, would even get 20 yr old undies clean! LOL

If you go to my museum on Legends there's a bar in the basement bathroom you can use There's a rune at my vendor house on the steps.

 

[Capt. Lucky]

The soap is a lie.

Actually I think it's a *drum roll* lye!

 

[Capt. Lucky]

I try not to brag but I think it's one of the nicest bathrooms around lol

 

[old gypsy]

Just a rumor, but I heard the goblins stole all the soap.

 

[GarthGrey]

I try not to brag but I think it's one of the nicest bathrooms around lol

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Is that a toilet or a slot machine ?

 

[Luc of Legends]

Is that a toilet or a slot machine ?

ROTFLMAO...Well if it is a slot machine I suspect the payoff would be rather. . . .
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CRAPPY!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Lady Storm]

Very inventive if you ask me..... Soap does exsist I have seen a museum with a few bars of it... its odd though you would assume it would be more out there but yet its not... id like a few bars myself.

 

[Jynxx]

I've personally gotten 9 or 10 bars over the years, but it takes alot of patience.

 

[Capt. Lucky]

Is that a toilet or a slot machine ?

That is the finest toilet with a mega power flush activation handle (for the horse naturally)

 

[Victim of Siege]

Just a rumor, but I heard the goblins stole all the soap.

Yeah they ate it so they could make Fart Bubbles

 

[old gypsy]

Yeah they ate it so they could make Fart Bubbles

I once knew a goblin king who would have absolutely loved that idea...

 

[MalagAste]

I once knew a goblin king who would have absolutely loved that idea...

I dunno water... goblin... not a good combination...

 

[Aibal]

So, uh, did you bend over and pick up the soap?

 

[Restroom Cowboy]

So, uh, did you bend over and pick up the soap?

Yes.

 

[Coco_Zamis_DF]

Well i can admit that soap exists. After seeking in Wrong for a long and bloddy time, i give up and bought it from a player. I think her name was J. Sander and it costs me 20 mils of my beloved gold.

For a little fee you are allowed to use my bathroom, but you have to travel to Drachenfels.


First we got this water thing, then towels after several toons have died from getting the flue because their wet hair and so. Soap exist but was rare.

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FRESH UNDERWEAR!!!!

The style, the surface feel and the smell after 20 years is more than, mmmh , odd.

 

[Restroom Cowboy]

Aye, what good is a bath, towels, and soap if all we have is 20 year old dirty underwear? They are no longer very tight, and certainly not at all white.

 

[Lady Storm]

20 mill for a bar of soap........ well that explains the lack of enforcement of the language rules... the GM's cant afford to keep putting soap in the mouths of the bad language users.... truly sad....

 

[Restroom Cowboy]

I ate all of the free range soap, every last bar. It is not recommended you carry any in my presence, it will get scarfed down too...

No shame, I love eating soap.

 

[Dot_Warner]

Nuh-uh I found a picture. A picture is empirical evidence, and irrefutable . That's the fancy college way of saying you can't deny a picture...unless its photo shopped.

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the green square, that the soap. Maybe we could add it to alchemy...Soap Making! You could used lard of pig or lard of Paroxysmus. The Paroxysmus Soap would be the industrial strength type, would even get 20 yr old undies clean! LOL

Yeah, okay, soap is real. One spawned for me today...

 

[Lady Storm]

Congrats Dot
the one thing we need is the hardest to get......who knew a bar of "dove" was so difficult to obtain