1,000,000,000 Gold?! *nearly faints*
Oh, the things I could do with that kind of money. I could finally buy myself that castle on the waterfront. I could afford that turbo-charged dread mare. And I could even send Ceno off to college. Oh, joy!
Here Kullervo, Kullervo, Kullervo. *holds a net* I won't hurt you. I promise.