Hello whiterabbit! It's good to hear from you. While I have made much progress in learning your native tongue, I still struggle a bit with some of your words. The translation of you post is as follows.
Subject: wabes
You have just recovered from rabies.
MEEES HOME STILL NOT 75%
You are on your way home and nearly 75% of the way there.
BUT WILL GET BETTERZ
You are feeling better.
GIRKLE FOR ALLA YOOS CONCERNS, MEEES LUBS ALLA YOOS
You have acknowledged our concerns and you love all of us.*vague*
HAD A COPD FLAIR UP, NO COULD BREEAFIES
You had the cops pick up @Flair but they didn't have time for a debriefing.
Thanks for keeping us updated, we are glad to have you back!