This made me laugh:
Notice to Builders
Robert Mull
10 Jul 2008 17:54:53
As part of our effort to make the lives of home builders and interior decorators simpler and less stressful, we offer the following public service announcement:
You cannot place mouseholes on exterior walls
We thank you for your attention and patience. We now join our regularly scheduled broadcast of "Guards! Buy Me A Bank Box!" (already in progress)...
Notice to Builders
Robert Mull
10 Jul 2008 17:54:53
As part of our effort to make the lives of home builders and interior decorators simpler and less stressful, we offer the following public service announcement:
You cannot place mouseholes on exterior walls
We thank you for your attention and patience. We now join our regularly scheduled broadcast of "Guards! Buy Me A Bank Box!" (already in progress)...