ZEDLAND DIVING CHAMPIONSHIP – SPLASHDOWN
“Where the water’s cold, but the rivalries are boiling!”
TUESDAY NIGHT 8 PM EST (BOSSES PERMITTING)
Location - Zedland Pool and Tiki Bar Next to the western shores of Gravewater lake.
SPONSORED BY:
– Chlorine Kings™ – “If it burns your eyes, it’s working!”
– Lifeguard’s Revenge Energy Drink™ – Tastes like regret, powers like rage.
– Zedland Tiki Bar – “Where the umbrellas are bigger than the drinks!”
- Luna Cafe - "Best pulled pork in town"
#1 – Daria “The Silent Ninja” – 28 Points
“She doesn’t make waves… she makes victims!”
Finisher: The Shadow Slam – so quiet you won’t know you lost until you’re drenched.
Weakness: Promo mic is her kryptonite — crowd boos louder than her voice.
#1 – Hong Kong “The Classy Chaos” – 28 Points
“Champagne taste… cannonball temper!”
Finisher: The Velvet Tsunami – bubbly, explosive, and devastating.
Weakness: Too busy striking poses for invisible paparazzi.
#3 – 8-Ball “The Aquatic Oracle” – 26 Points
“She’s seen your future… and it’s soggy!”
Finisher: The Fortune Splash – perfectly timed, eerily predicted.
Weakness: Sometimes she dreams her prophecies instead of remembering them.
#4 – James “Calm Before the Splash” – 25 Points
“So slow you think he’s asleep… until you’re the one snoring!”
Finisher: The Mirror Bomb – precise dive that smacks soul and body.
Weakness: Mirror-checks mid-match. Narcissism is his tag partner.
#5 – Alex “Zero to Hero” – 15 Points
“From kiddie pool to killing it — and he’s still climbing!”
Finisher: The Redemption Drop – shaky start, roaring finish.
Weakness: Too many fan high-fives, forgets the match started.
1 Dive to make up – redemption arc incoming!
#6 – Grob “The Survivor” – 13 Points
“Gravity’s longest feud… and still unpinned!”
Finisher: The Last Splash – ugly but effective.
Weakness: Gasses out walking to the diving board.
#7 – Marishka “The Velvet Hammer” – 12 Points
“Soft velvet touch… hammer to the skull!”
Finisher: The Swan Dive – beauty in the air, carnage in the water.
Weakness: Trash-talks mid-dive, wide open to counters.
#8 – Joseph “The Hesitation Sensation” – 10 Points
“You’ll wait forever… but regret it instantly!”
Finisher: The Pause & Pummel – 10 seconds of silence, then chaos.
Weakness: Hesitates so long the ref starts counting sheep.
#9 – Lil Mic “The Shallow End Specialist” – 9 Points
“Knee-deep in trouble… and proud of it!”
Finisher: The Paddle Pounder – splash-fu chaos, crowd loves it.
Weakness: Won’t dive past waist-high water. Fear of the deep.
#10 – Rosemary “The Cone Queen” – 8 Points
“Props illegal, dives lethal!”
Finisher: The Cone Crusher – traffic cone justice to the dome.
Weakness: Klepto tendencies = endless disqualifications.
#11 – Scarlett “The Ballet Bomb” – 7 Points
“Pirouettes of pain… pointe shoes of punishment!”
Finisher: The Plie Dive – ballerina grace, belly-flop finish.
Weakness: Over-choreographs her dives. Everyone sees it coming.
#12 – Phoenix “The Rookie Ripple” – 5 Points
“From the ashes… into the splash zone!”
Finisher: The Ash Dive – rookie fire, champion’s heart.
Weakness: Still tripping on the ropes.
1 Dive to make up – rookie redemption on the horizon!
Main Announcer Hype Line:
“Who will rise? Who will sink? And who’s just here for the fan merch? Find out Tuesday night, 8PM EST — bosses permitting!”
“Where the water’s cold, but the rivalries are boiling!”
TUESDAY NIGHT 8 PM EST (BOSSES PERMITTING)
Location - Zedland Pool and Tiki Bar Next to the western shores of Gravewater lake.
SPONSORED BY:
– Chlorine Kings™ – “If it burns your eyes, it’s working!”
– Lifeguard’s Revenge Energy Drink™ – Tastes like regret, powers like rage.
– Zedland Tiki Bar – “Where the umbrellas are bigger than the drinks!”
- Luna Cafe - "Best pulled pork in town"
#1 – Daria “The Silent Ninja” – 28 Points
“She doesn’t make waves… she makes victims!”
Finisher: The Shadow Slam – so quiet you won’t know you lost until you’re drenched.
Weakness: Promo mic is her kryptonite — crowd boos louder than her voice.#1 – Hong Kong “The Classy Chaos” – 28 Points
“Champagne taste… cannonball temper!”
Finisher: The Velvet Tsunami – bubbly, explosive, and devastating.
Weakness: Too busy striking poses for invisible paparazzi.#3 – 8-Ball “The Aquatic Oracle” – 26 Points
“She’s seen your future… and it’s soggy!”
Finisher: The Fortune Splash – perfectly timed, eerily predicted.
Weakness: Sometimes she dreams her prophecies instead of remembering them.#4 – James “Calm Before the Splash” – 25 Points
“So slow you think he’s asleep… until you’re the one snoring!”
Finisher: The Mirror Bomb – precise dive that smacks soul and body.
Weakness: Mirror-checks mid-match. Narcissism is his tag partner.#5 – Alex “Zero to Hero” – 15 Points
“From kiddie pool to killing it — and he’s still climbing!”
Finisher: The Redemption Drop – shaky start, roaring finish.
Weakness: Too many fan high-fives, forgets the match started.1 Dive to make up – redemption arc incoming!
#6 – Grob “The Survivor” – 13 Points
“Gravity’s longest feud… and still unpinned!”
Finisher: The Last Splash – ugly but effective.
Weakness: Gasses out walking to the diving board.#7 – Marishka “The Velvet Hammer” – 12 Points
“Soft velvet touch… hammer to the skull!”
Finisher: The Swan Dive – beauty in the air, carnage in the water.
Weakness: Trash-talks mid-dive, wide open to counters.#8 – Joseph “The Hesitation Sensation” – 10 Points
“You’ll wait forever… but regret it instantly!”
Finisher: The Pause & Pummel – 10 seconds of silence, then chaos.
Weakness: Hesitates so long the ref starts counting sheep.#9 – Lil Mic “The Shallow End Specialist” – 9 Points
“Knee-deep in trouble… and proud of it!”
Finisher: The Paddle Pounder – splash-fu chaos, crowd loves it.
Weakness: Won’t dive past waist-high water. Fear of the deep.#10 – Rosemary “The Cone Queen” – 8 Points
“Props illegal, dives lethal!”
Finisher: The Cone Crusher – traffic cone justice to the dome.
Weakness: Klepto tendencies = endless disqualifications.#11 – Scarlett “The Ballet Bomb” – 7 Points
“Pirouettes of pain… pointe shoes of punishment!”
Finisher: The Plie Dive – ballerina grace, belly-flop finish.
Weakness: Over-choreographs her dives. Everyone sees it coming. #12 – Phoenix “The Rookie Ripple” – 5 Points“From the ashes… into the splash zone!”
Finisher: The Ash Dive – rookie fire, champion’s heart.
Weakness: Still tripping on the ropes.1 Dive to make up – rookie redemption on the horizon!
Main Announcer Hype Line:
“Who will rise? Who will sink? And who’s just here for the fan merch? Find out Tuesday night, 8PM EST — bosses permitting!”