UO DIVING – WEEK 2: SPLASH OR BE SPLASHED & Legal Disclaimer

[Zelda of Zed]

UO DIVING – WEEK 2: SPLASH OR BE SPLASHED
(Sponsored by Zelda the Lifeguard’s “My Pool, My Rules” merchandise line — now available in the gift shop on the first floor.)

Voice booming over the echo of splashing water:

You still have time to enter the chaos for Tuesday night's dive at 8 pm EST! (Bosses permitting)
A new book vendor is up — grab a book, put your name in it, and drop it in the mailbox if you didn't dive last week.

Get your books in ASAP if you want a spot on the roster.


Official (Totally Serious) Legal Disclaimer:
Zedland, Zeldand INC, and the Governor of Brit hold NO liability if you are injured, maimed, heckled, emotionally scarred, suffer hurt feelings, or are openly laughed at during your dive. Thank you for your cooperation and/or bravery.

Stay Salty my friends,
Zelda, Lifeguard to the Stars. Side-eye loaded. Judgment locked.

 

[James [W^H]]

ATTENTION ALL DIVERS:

Don’t let all the legal nonsense of Zelda the Lifeguard scare you. I had my legal team, Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe review the disclaimer.

The statement:

“Zedland, Zeldand INC, and the Governor of Brit hold NO liability if you are injured, maimed, heckled, emotionally scarred, suffer hurt feelings, or are openly laughed at during your dive.”

The statement is written in a humorous and informal tone — which may not hold up in court as a legally enforceable liability waiver.

Key Legal Considerations:

1. Enforceability of Liability Waivers
   • Courts typically enforce clearly written, specific, and reasonable waivers.
   • This statement uses vague, unserious language like "heckled" and "openly laughed at," which may not meet legal standards for clarity or seriousness.

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Zedland, Zeldand INC, and the Governor of Brit hold NO liability if you are injured, maimed, heckled, emotionally scarred, suffer hurt feelings, or are openly laughed at during your dive. Thank you for your cooperation and/or bravery.

 

[Zelda of Zed]

ATTENTION ALL DIVERS:

Don’t let all the legal nonsense of Zelda the Lifeguard scare you. I had my legal team, Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe review the disclaimer.

The statement:

The statement is written in a humorous and informal tone — which may not hold up in court as a legally enforceable liability waiver.

Key Legal Considerations:

1. Enforceability of Liability Waivers
   • Courts typically enforce clearly written, specific, and reasonable waivers.
   • This statement uses vague, unserious language like "heckled" and "openly laughed at," which may not meet legal standards for clarity or seriousness.

Zelda The Lifeguard says:
“My lawyers, Winken, Blinken, and Nod say Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe are less ‘legal experts’ and more ‘three raccoons in suits arguing over a soggy pool noodle.’”