This suspicious outage has been completely ignored by the media.
Where are the reporters? Where's the hard-hitting investigation getting to the bottom of this?
Is it any coincidence that the numerals in kelmo's post are 6303015? If you divide that by 3, for the number of colored banners below kelmo's name, you get 2102005.
What happened on
02/10/2005? Hamilton Camp died, and IMDB tells me he provided additional voices for The Little Mermaid.
You know who else provided voices for The Little Mermaid? René Auberjonois, aka Odo from Star Trek DS9, the series which had the episode "In the Pale Moonlight" featuring a conspiracy pushed by Benjamin Sisko to pull the wool over the eyes of the Cardassians!
AND SO IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
...I've got my eye on you kelmo....