Eep! Otto,
what have you done??
Well, we have yet to see him complete his first interview. I predict it will go something like this:
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> "This is Wulf, live on location at the Swoop Cavern entrance where I will be bringing you news of the hottest fashions in luck farming."
[
A player runs by in luck suit]
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> "You there sir, that is quite an ensemble you are wearing."
<font color="blue">Interviewee:</font> *stops, visibly preens, and does a turn to give 360 degree view for the camera*
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> "The burning question our viewers want answered, is how did you arrive at the bold combination of bone helmet, studded gorget, woodland chest plate, leather ninja mitts, studded leggings, and golden platemail sleeves?...
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> *pauses and takes closer look at armor*
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> "And I can't help but notice that this visually stunning collection totals over 1,000 luck not counting the blessed swords of prosperity in your hands...uh -"
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> *drops microphone, and camera, rummages in pack for dagger*
<font color="blue">Interviewee:</font> "Hey, what are you - "
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> *stabs*
<font color="blue">Interviewee:</font> "OoOoooOo"
<font color="red">Wulf:</font> "Tune in next time for Part 2: The Loot."
-Skylark