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Think he's mad because he paid 150M for a Britain ship or...

Flutter

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Or because he hasn't gotten a 120 fishing scroll yet?

 

Nimuaq

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I think its because of hours of crabbing and finally seeing that the reward weight of the crabs is still not fixed with Publish 70. Can you blame him?
 
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olduofan

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or maybe its because he is use to being around a rowdy group of pirates and now all he is seeing is a rainbow of Easter colors.
 

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Perhaps he is upset after listening to tale after tale of sailors going out to battle with scalis enforcers with the promise of great treasure only to sail away victorious, yet empty handed.
 
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TheMac

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His parents didnt give him enough attention and he didnt get hit on by the pretty girls at the mall :p
 

Martyna Zmuir

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Hmm. He's wearing white, and those don't look like his little sister's pants. Better keep the sharp objects and cake makeup away from him regardless.

...he didnt get hit on by the pretty boys at the mall :p
Fixed it for you :p
 

Adol

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Publish 70.0.1

Fixed a bug which was causing NPC names to not display correctly; "Emo" now has his L back and will once more appear as "Elmo".

However we have no ETA on when your Shards will be available to log into again. Our technicians will be working on it after we find which pub they are hiding in.
 

Tanivar

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Our technicians will be working on it after we find which pub they are hiding in.
Leave them be. There has been some great design work started on bar napkins. Does wonders for thinking outside the box. :)
 
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TheMac

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If my childhood memory serves me correctly, Elmo never wore pants either, or anything for that matter...
Umm i think he wore sunglasses sometimes.... But I think the rest of the people are referring to the fact that his name is EMO not ELMO...
 
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