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~Antzy~Pantz~
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I don't get it?
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"You have worn out your tool"
Always a good one with no context behind it.
"You have worn out your tool"
Always a good one with no context behind it.
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Crow
Guest
Trying to explain to someone why you're proud to be a murderer seems pretty exclusive to UO.
>=)
>=)
I'm going to mark and drop runes to get to my vendor house, then maybe I'll try to hunt Antlions to get more seeds and fertile dirt, normal dirt is too slow.
I'll trade you a small Luna house for your Castle.
Barbed or horned?
I need more magic resist on my dog.
Oriana
I'll trade you a small Luna house for your Castle.
Barbed or horned?
I need more magic resist on my dog.
Oriana
I got a healthy gland!!!!
How do I take the pack off a pack llama?
To move that bed, hit it with an axe.
How do I take the pack off a pack llama?
To move that bed, hit it with an axe.
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Evilminion
Guest
My favorite from recent weeks:
"Could you move that dragon, please? I can't see my corpse."
(At the Melissa spawn, when the room was chock-full of greater dragons. And corpses.
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"Could you move that dragon, please? I can't see my corpse."
(At the Melissa spawn, when the room was chock-full of greater dragons. And corpses.
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Radun
Guest
you have to feed the grizzled mares? ...what do they eat?
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Jesara
Guest
Saying "All Stay" to my 5 cats does not slow them down at all. 
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Bamboo_Spyder
Guest
LOL yea my crew either. and saying All follow me, doesn't work well.
and even though she doesn't say it any more...Lady Mel used to say "Your soul is mine!!! Acquired by begging!" I miss that, that was a hoot!!
and even though she doesn't say it any more...Lady Mel used to say "Your soul is mine!!! Acquired by begging!" I miss that, that was a hoot!!
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Bamboo_Spyder
Guest
LOL I love that!!! and is so true.
Are you a mage?
Can you Mark me a Rune here?
Don't park that lizard there, put it in the stable!
Can you rez my pet? Pet rez plz!
Wow! Those are some nice resists on your Drag!....
I have a 7x White Wyrm! (almost never hear this anymore but it was pretty big in the days before the Cu and Super Dragon)....
Wouldst thou flee in the heat of Battle?!
Can you Mark me a Rune here?
Don't park that lizard there, put it in the stable!
Can you rez my pet? Pet rez plz!
Wow! Those are some nice resists on your Drag!....
I have a 7x White Wyrm! (almost never hear this anymore but it was pretty big in the days before the Cu and Super Dragon)....
Wouldst thou flee in the heat of Battle?!
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Crystal Canyon
Guest
That has always been one of my favorites! And I have a macro set up that says "Hell ya I would!"
One time I was pvping with some friends, we got killed and was at the healer hut getting rezzed when the "killers" came up outside. I knew they were going to get us before we got out so I went outside the hunt and sang "Im a Little Tea Pot" to them.
They were shocked for a bit and didnt say anything! Then being the pvpers they were, they took full advantage of the part about being "short and stout." ( Cant really repeat what they said here but use your imagination) It had to have been the best lines of smack talk I had ever heard!
Best part was it kept them oocupied while the rest of the group got thier stuff together! LOL
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Calla Lily
Guest
*giggles* Yes, but how many of us have actually tried this? "All follow me" doesn't work well either.Saying "All Stay" to my 5 cats does not slow them down at all.
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Zodiac19
Guest
I've actually heard that one IRL but not nearly enough.
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Fink
Guest
"You can only skin dead creatures."
More's the pity, I say.
More's the pity, I say.
Yeah that is what She said.
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Fortyniner
Guest
I wish this chair was broken.
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Vertigo
Guest
"Uh oh, that's not a fish"
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Here, take this...
You have been given a shirt
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Do you believe I have anything to spare? Hah!
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: I've given enough to charity, lately!
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Here, take this...
You have been given a French Bread
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Don't you have someone else to pester?
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: They seem unwilling to give you any money
Olla: Here, take this...
You have been given a shirt
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Do you believe I have anything to spare? Hah!
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: I've given enough to charity, lately!
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Here, take this...
You have been given a French Bread
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: Don't you have someone else to pester?
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
To whom do you wish to grovel?
Olla: They seem unwilling to give you any money
Fink your INFROGNITO sig made me laugh out loud at my desk this morning - i had to slap my hand over my mouth so my coworkers wouldn't start wondering what i was up to
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Ni-
Guest
Paying 200k for broken furniture!
Your spirit lacks the cohesion for gate travel at this time
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Wilde1
Guest
"OOooOooOOooO"
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Devil_Woman
Guest
Neither does herding.*giggles* Yes, but how many of us have actually tried this? "All follow me" doesn't work well either.Saying "All Stay" to my 5 cats does not slow them down at all.
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Crystal Canyon
Guest
Smoke coming our your tush! (when you fail at gating) 
Aye...you can eat food you find on the ground all day long, but if its uncooked...
*you cannot eat that*
WHY!!!!
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Millie
Guest
Plants that say "Im Here!"
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Crystal Canyon
Guest
Hehehe...that sounds so gross. Ill never eat food off the bank floor again!
Also, you can eat purple petals and drink potions! (almost sounds like having lunch at my mother-in-laws house!
" You know yourself quite well ENOUGH already!"
(after targeting self with anatomy)
"Looks slightly smarter than a rock."
(After targeting pack Llama with Eval. Intel.)
"Does a Bovine Slayer work on Dreadhorn? (or Red Death)"
Bovine refers to a Cow, btw! lol
(after targeting self with anatomy)
"Looks slightly smarter than a rock."
(After targeting pack Llama with Eval. Intel.)
"Does a Bovine Slayer work on Dreadhorn? (or Red Death)"
Bovine refers to a Cow, btw! lol
*giggles* Yes, but how many of us have actually tried this? "All follow me" doesn't work well either.Saying "All Stay" to my 5 cats does not slow them down at all.
Looks sheepish, when my cats are running up and down the stairs doing the Kitty Paw 500 I've tried to say that. Doesn't work. Nor does all follow me, most of the time.
Something else you only here in UO:
Stickup just had a good day stealing: skinned goat, egg case and one of the standing swords
Oriana
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Dicimiie
Guest
"Sorry... I fizzled."
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love2winalot
Guest
"Target can not be seen".
Ummmm, how can i get this message unless i actually TARGET the creature? How can i target the creature if i can not SEE it?....
Standing in the middle of the woods with 2000 tree's surrounding you, "You fail to hide"............Standing in the middle of a wide open field, not even a rock on the ground, "You have hidden yourself well"...hehehe
Ummmm, how can i get this message unless i actually TARGET the creature? How can i target the creature if i can not SEE it?....
Standing in the middle of the woods with 2000 tree's surrounding you, "You fail to hide"............Standing in the middle of a wide open field, not even a rock on the ground, "You have hidden yourself well"...hehehe
When I was doing the naturalist quest for fire seeds, there was another person doing the quest behind me. After about 5 runs through the quest, I went down the hole after using my thorn, and the other character runs up to me and says:
"Hehe... I have been using your hole"
Still makes me laugh.
"Hehe... I have been using your hole"
Still makes me laugh.
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Crystal Canyon
Guest
Your Sig says it all!
I find 'All Follow Me' works just fine, as long as the furballs are hungry and I have a box of cat food rattling
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Leanan Sidhe
Guest
I have to say, "all guard me" works well with my cat in the morning.... NOTHING gets between her and me ... and her daily morning snacks!
=)
=)
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Maddin
Guest
"Glacial Blaze" makes me see red.
gla·cial (glshl)
adj.
1.
a. Of, relating to, or derived from a glacier.
2.
a. often Glacial Characterized or dominated by the existence of glaciers. Used of a geologic epoch.
3. Extremely cold; icy: glacial waters. See Synonyms at cold.
4. Having the appearance of ice.
5.
a. Lacking warmth and friendliness: a glacial stare.
b. Coldly detached: a glacial composure.
Nothing at all to do with a bright yellow, gold color.
gla·cial (glshl)
adj.
1.
a. Of, relating to, or derived from a glacier.
2.
a. often Glacial Characterized or dominated by the existence of glaciers. Used of a geologic epoch.
3. Extremely cold; icy: glacial waters. See Synonyms at cold.
4. Having the appearance of ice.
5.
a. Lacking warmth and friendliness: a glacial stare.
b. Coldly detached: a glacial composure.
Nothing at all to do with a bright yellow, gold color.
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RenaLynne
Guest
Good one...how about this?
