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The wooden thing on the second floor of Luna Bank

virtualhabitat

Lore Keeper
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so, does anyone know what the function is of the wooden thing on the second floor of Luna Bank? When one clicks on it, it identifies as a 'shudder', but there is no window there in the middle of the hallway where it sits.

It seems out of place, does it not?
 
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Lindae

Guest
A shudder is not something that is used to bar windows. It is a shiver or tremor of revulsion - for example, "he shuddered helplessly at the sight of all that Luna sandstone, raspy to the touch and coloured like curdled milk."

Perhaps it is the town mascot. The Luna Shudder. It belongs there.
 

Proserpina

Journeyman
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It was a boo-boo left behind from Mesanna. She was boxing Chango in with it at the bank after a second round of spanking.

After the evening was over, I noticed that the "booth" she made around him bled onto the second floor. Mystery solved!
 

Proserpina

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Mesanna doesn't make boo-boo's... she said it ^
I stand corrected.

It is an enduring reminder of what happened to He-Who-Dares-To-Spank-The Proverbial Goddess of Death.

Let it stand as an everlasting monument, a warning to those who may entertain the thought of raising an open palm to the rosy buttocks of the Divine Being of Oblivion!

Or this:

A shudder is not something that is used to bar windows. It is a shiver or tremor of revulsion - for example, "he shuddered helplessly at the sight of all that Luna sandstone, raspy to the touch and coloured like curdled milk."

Perhaps it is the town mascot. The Luna Shudder. It belongs there.
I really like this too. *points up*


Hmmm, someone remind me to be on an alt around Mesanna......
 
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Lindae

Guest
Let it stand as an everlasting monument, a warning to those who may entertain the thought of raising an open palm to the rosy buttocks of the Divine Being of Oblivion!

What a tantalisingly questionable thing to say.

First you invite other ladies to settle a score with you in the mud pit, and now this.

Does The Old know?
 

Proserpina

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First you invite other ladies to settle a score with you in the mud pit, and now this.

Does The Old know?
Mrs. The Old would probably be offering technique lessons, and that Time Out Chair thing is still an open wound...*glares* if I were you, I'd hire a taste tester.
 
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Lindae

Guest
Mrs. The Old would probably be offering technique lessons, and that Time Out Chair thing is still an open wound...*glares* if I were you, I'd hire a taste tester.
Actually, yes, the bearded lady is just depraved enough to actually approve of your immoral adventures. Shameful. Simply shameful.

I have a taste tester, but I will keep his identity secret so as to avoid venomous little green wasps from sabotaging h-

*the dark elf runs past with a bosom and pigtails*

God damn it! Never mind. It's the dark elf, my taste tester is the dark elf, I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS. *flounce*
 

War Wizard

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How about the wooded structure Ricardo now stands at on the bridge leading into British Castle.... what's that all about?
 

Proserpina

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Well, you see Chango was spanking Ricardo and so he built........

No idea why that's there. Ricardo is dead on other shards.
 
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Lindae

Guest
*suffers from selective deafness*

Well, you see Chango was spanking Ricardo and so
Ricardo is dead.
*panics* OH MY GOD! *writes a hysterical letter to Brackus accusing Chango of murder by spanking and demanding that he be executed immediately before he can spank more innocent citizens to death*
 
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Chango of Baja

Guest
what? hmmmm never noticed it :p. no more spankings to be had tho have removed my CC from acct. *shrug* tired of being bored.taking break from game return time. NO IDEA
 
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Duke_Hast_Mich

Guest
Chango chango chango chango chango! he is the chango he is the chango he's the CHANGO!!!!!!!! >.>
 
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