The Ultima Online Sniglets Thread

[Prince Caspian]

Sniglet -- "Word that does not appear in the dictionary, but should."

Consecrazy - (adj) - A paladin recasting CW with too much frequency because there's no buff gump.

Elf-hate - (n) - The result of getting 99% of your "rewards" from an elf quest.

Macrobooger - (n) - Accidentally yanking off a tile from your toolbar and having it inexplicably stuck to the end of your cursor.

Plotrot (n) - That neighboring plot that was placed months ago but nobody is building anything on it.

Gendervendor - (n) - Lines of women vendors clad in their underwear at a vendor house. All have empty packs, of course.

Parrot Hood - (n) - That one odd house that is stuffed to bursting with several dozen named parrots for some reason.

Spazzass - (n) - That one guy at the bank/event/guildmeeting who keeps spazzing out in a tight circle, facing every direction randomly in a spastic fit.

Chatmook - (n) - That IDIOT who WONT SHUT UP on Alliance/Guild Chat, prompting you to turn it off.

Klaudio - (n) - That horrible trainwreck of sound when you walk into a packrat's house, who has 23 monster statuettes all turned to ON and within a 1 square radius of the entry.

Mongbatty - (adj) - How you feel when some random wandering monster by your house targets your mule, knowing that has ruined your instant logout.

 

[DevilsOwn]

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[Uriah Heep]

Macrobooger - (n) - Accidentally yanking off a tile from your toolbar and having it inexplicably stuck to the end of your cursor.

OMG happens all the time to me in SA Client!!!!!!!!

 

[MalagAste]

A few you may have missed:

Kinderdudenator - (n) - That guy who at every Event/Gathering feels the need to have his character "fart" "pass gas" "belch" or make other bodily functions in an effort to be funny. But really just makes you feel like you just stepped into a kindergarten classroom.

SpellTalkerist - (n) - This is the person in game who can't seem to speak at a function without trying to be cute and making their speech occur at the bottom of the screen instead of over their head, (possibly in effort to keep them from looking like a Kinderdudenator), So they cast a spell before each time they speak.

EverNooBicus - (n) - This is the person who has played the game longer or as long as you have yet never has a clue about anything new. The one whom after ever patch goes.... "Hey, what was that patch about?".... Never reads any forums... and doesn't even look at any patch notes.

Deathopathy - (adj) - This is the uncanny ability of your mouse to cause you to pathfind at the worst possible moment (even though you have it set NOT to pathfind) so it can cause your character to die.

 

[Mistura]

EverNooBicus - (n) - This is the person who has played the game longer or as long as you have yet never has a clue about anything new. The one whom after ever patch goes.... "Hey, what was that patch about?".... Never reads any forums... and doesn't even look at any patch notes.

Thats me now I'm afraid... I just can't be bothered keeping up with theings these days when I used to be quite the opposite.

 

[legendsguy]

Consecrazy - (adj) - A paladin recasting CW with too much frequency because there's no buff gump.

Chatmook - (n) - That IDIOT who WONT SHUT UP on Alliance/Guild Chat, prompting you to turn it off.

yes.. WHY doesn't consecrate weapon have a buff gump???

also.. you can turn off alliance chat?!?! some of my 'allies' are the most annoying sobs i've ever met.

 

[Jhym]

^$$H@L#Healer - n. A brown-robed creature that only appears in the world when it is useless or bothersome, especially near low Karma characters. When you need one quickly they are careful to disappear, usually eight to ten screens away and running.

castle - n. Any grey stone structure that is larger than a house, with battlements. Doesn't matter that it's a keep or tower. It's a castle.

Goziner - n. A house designer that has to use Goza mats for everything they do. Placing a chair? Put a goza down, raise it, put the chair on it, chop the goza. Talk about it at length in the house designer forums.

Plantasia - n. Any house where the Goziner has decided they need a garden. Usually multiple levels, with paths and waterfalls, and one to four plants per square inch. And some odd creature "statue" made of a cloak, some boots and various junk.

Havenesta - n. Any person who thinks Haven is needed for everything a new player requires and that said players should never leave. They know where every new quest is, and are glad to tell you how to do resist training.

SeerGroupie - n. Any player that follows their Seer, in every event, offering their opinion on everything that happens and shouting out random answers to puzzles and questions.

SeerFeloocer - n. Any player that follows their Seer, in every event, demanding that they take everyone to Felucca so "fun stuffs can happen." Usually casts random spells on themselves raising resist.

 

[Jirel of Joiry]

Spamblastard - (n) usually found in the middle of Luna bank, Events or Player Auctions spamming buying this/selling that 2 zillion plus times often known to cause Lag, screen freeze and high blood pressure.

BardJammer - (n)usually found in Public places, events, player auctions etc. diligently working their barding skills while cause everyone else in their radius to promptly disable their sound!

PackiePoop - (n) the result back in the day when a fully loaded pack animal goes free..(Now days its contained in a single backpack)

 

[RaDian FlGith]

Imakillyewsaurlooser Rex - (n) - The person who invites you to Felucca to kill you for offending his very nature by role-playing in front of him, who suddenly discovers that some role-players can actually fight, and then calls you a "noob" or an "OoOo" (depending upon Spirit Speak skill level) after you've killed him.

 

[StaticOnAtlantic]

Offeritus- (n) A Person who causes high blood presure by filling your screen with spam about selling there items. When asked what the price of the goods are, They reply "Offer" and never more.....

 

[Fink]

Ignot-ramus: Someone who consistently misspells names commonly seen in-game. An ignot-ramus is often seen selling or buying "ignots", hunting in "Ish", or asking for someone to mark a "ruin" for them.

Tram-vestite: One who "RP's a chick" in order to get more stuff from lonely male players.

Tram-ple: The practice of disregarding push-through laws, common courtesy and personal space by occupying the same tile as someone else instead of, say, one of the other 27 million vacant tiles in the game.

Felucio: To really, really suck at PvP.

 

[It Lives]

Spawn-a-Hogus: the player who becomes a grief player when he/she thinks your stealing the spawn from them, name calling, paging, luring mobs.

This one transforms into a : Imakillyewsaurlooser Rex - (n) in a few instances.

 

[Jhym]

Bandiesnatcher - n. A pvp thief that insists on stealing bandaids from anyone and everyone.

Emotic - n. A roleplayer that insists on emoting practically anything remotely related to the role, regardless of whether it makes sense or is appropriate. *sits on dragon stroking its paw in an erotic fashion*

 

[RaDian FlGith]

Emotic - n. A roleplayer that insists on emoting practically anything remotely related to the role, regardless of whether it makes sense or is appropriate. *sits on dragon stroking its paw in an erotic fashion*

Which, of course, leads to:

Psychopsychimotic - (n) - A roleplayer that insists on emoting thoughts that, since the situation is being roleplayed, could not possibly be known by the other roleplayers present, and then two weeks down the line will insist that your character should have known because he/she emoted that knowledge in your presence, even though your own character possesses absolutely no psychic ability whatsoever. [ie: *considers killing Ra'Dian because he's making fun of me*]

 

[Black Sun]

Spacebarspaz - Someone who can't carry on any conversation without disappearing or casting a spell every other second because they have a macro assigned to their space bar.

 

[kelmo]

Spacebarspaz - Someone who can't carry on any conversation without disappearing or casting a spell every other second because they have a macro assigned to their space bar.

I hate those...

 

[Ni-]

Spacebarspaz - Someone who can't carry on any conversation without disappearing or casting a spell every other second because they have a macro assigned to their space bar.

Enterspaz - Someone
who
uses
the
'Enter'
key
as
the
space
bar.

 

[Prince Caspian]

GGSJones -- (n) -- The compulsion to log on every day and load up all of your mules and neglected character simply to get that GGS skill bump... working up a skill you never use in the game anyway....

 

[Prince Caspian]

Sadsprite -- [n] -- That thrill that you've discovered a cool new item, which is soon dashed when you realize it's simply two mundane items overlapping each other in a deceptive way.

 

[Fink]

Mathemagician: One of those walking calculators who can build you a suit in their head but routinely ditches actual school to play UO.

Regreteran: Someone who has faithfully played UO ever since beta, despite their well-publicised opinion that the game has been utter trash for the last 11 years.

 

[Xenobia]

Spacebarspaz - Someone who can't carry on any conversation without disappearing or casting a spell every other second because they have a macro assigned to their space bar.

This has to be THE most annoying one mentioned in this thread. Makes ya want to hit them over the head with their own keyboard!

 

[MalagAste]

GGSJones -- (n) -- The compulsion to log on every day and load up all of your mules and neglected character simply to get that GGS skill bump... working up a skill you never use in the game anyway....

Hum...... Guilty as charged!

Thank god I'm not a Spacebarspaz or a Enterspaz two of the most annoying types of players I know of ingame!

 

[Black Sun]

Idiotbounce - What you do when you're running past a private house and you accidentally clip the edge of the steps and get bounced back unable to cross, and then try 2 or 3 more times to cross the same spot thinking that it might magically let you pass just this once.

 

[Prince Caspian]

Mine, All Miner - (n) - The tendency of miners to scoop up their ore piles (but not dropping them in their pack) to make sure a passer-by doesnt help himself.

Givermin - (adj) - Those jerks who drop something on you to open a trade window for the sole purposes of impeding your progress (placing a house, picking up items, etc).

Vendork - (adj) - That guy with an impeccably organized and categorized set of vendors in his house... but can't be bothered to ever stock them.

Blockknocking - (v) - Killing that deer, skittering hopper or gypsy NPC on principle after he blocked your recall in and made you wait till he/it moved.

PvPeeved - (n) - The fanatic belief and related harrassment/abuse that the ONLY, ONLY possible way that you won in a PvP duel is that you are a cheating, speedhacking, template-gimping son of a #$%#.

POFsession - (n) - The compulsion to rush home and use a Powder of Fortification charge on any item that hits 245 durability / the compulsion to up a useful item up to 255 all at once.

Tardy Tard - (n) - (a.) The one guildmate who holds up the event because he sees fit to go home and rearm/repair precisely 10 seconds before the event starts... yet spent the last 13 minutes hanging out and yakking at the meeting area. (b.) The guildmate who spams over the Alliance/Guild chat that he needs a gate to the event, even though he's 30+ minutes late for it.

MoronHoard - (n) - Another UO-OCD thing about gathering ridiculous amounts of an obscure resource simply because of the sole (lunatic) reasoning that IT STACKS, and therefore doesnt take any more secure space as having one of the item. (Ref. Prince Caspian)

 

[Piotr]

CapsLockOopser (n) - The ones who aCCIDENTLY HITS CAPS LOCK WHEN WRITING AND HIT ENTER BEFORE THEY NOTICE...

 

[Scarst]

The Transhardnakedjackarsasaur (n.) - The guy from a completely different shard that comes to an event totally naked with a name in all caps or leet speak who spams the whole time and runs around deliberately trying to disrupt anyone elses fun because they "can't believe you play this lame shard". Closely related to the WoWzorbeturdenjoos.

The WoWzorbeturdenjoos (n.) - A self proclaimed WoW player that comes to the game to say how much it "sucks" yet doesn't seem to go away once he says that but instead continues to ask questions without regard to grammar like "why to you even play this stupid game" and "how can you stand these graphics".

 

[Basara]

CapsLockOopser (n) - The ones who aCCIDENTLY HITS CAPS LOCK WHEN WRITING AND HIT ENTER BEFORE THEY NOTICE...

Technically, wouldn't the lower-case "a" in "aCCIDENTLY" be missing in most of these cases?

 

[Xenobia]

NewCharVetBeggar: A 12 year UO veteran standing naked at the bank and begging for gold and armor because he is "new to the game" (and most nice folks hand him/her check after check to go buy new stuff)

Let's face it ya'll...we have ALL been suckered in by this little trick.

 

[Xenobia]

BankDropGrabberlicious: A person who sits at the bank and drops 1m gold checks, 120 Power Scrolls or an artifact on the ground, waits for everyone to start running for it and then snatches it up really fast.

 

[Jhym]

MegaSurance - n. The insistance on insuring everything in your pack and body, regardless of whether it is worth 600gp to do so.

FactionMart - n. The usually semi-temporary vendors that factions put up in their towns with taxes set at minimum. Most real UO shoppers find them within 30 seconds of noticing a town is in "low tax" mode.

FactionMacy's - n. The left-over vendors that factions leave in their towns after they have increased taxes back up to "ridiculous level". Also can apply to some of the resource vendors after the patch that allowed their prices to step up on purchases.

ShopStepper - n. A person trying to increase vendor spawns of reagents, scrolls, or bottles to 999 for bulk purchases by purchasing and timing returns on the spawn rates of the shopkeepers.

StepStomper - n. Person who notices standard vendors with 400+ items on them and starts purchasing all the batches as they spawn. NOT the ShopStepper.

 

[Restroom Cowboy]

Spacebarspaz - Someone who can't carry on any conversation without disappearing or casting a spell every other second because they have a macro assigned to their space bar.

Hehe...you sure its not everything else besides the spacebar.

Ferocigank- by the time you look back at the screen after noticing the flashing blue icon...you are already dead.