You have heard of Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen… Comet, Cupid and Donner and Blitzen… but do you recall the most famous Reindeer of all…. Yeah that's right "Bob". Bob the Red-nosed Reindeer. But after the famous foggy Christmas eve… Santa needed some publicity and he knew nobody would remember "Bob", so he gave the deer a fake Hollywood name of "Rudolph" and wrote a song giving the fictional deer the credit.
"Bob" decided to sue Santa for the rights to the song… so the big S-man put a hit out on Bob. So today Bob is supposely still in the witness protection program. Next time you go singing about "Rudolph" Please have sympathy for the true hero of that Foggy Christmas Eve… "Bob the Red nosed Reindeer".
By the way … I don’t' know but I heard Bob tasted pretty good cooked in a slow-cooker with potatos, carrots, onions, and mushrooms, with some early snow-peas thrown in for color.
The next installment.. "The True Story of Isle of Misfit Toys"... a hint... Did you know that Mrs. Claus was a Sexual Freak....
"Bob" decided to sue Santa for the rights to the song… so the big S-man put a hit out on Bob. So today Bob is supposely still in the witness protection program. Next time you go singing about "Rudolph" Please have sympathy for the true hero of that Foggy Christmas Eve… "Bob the Red nosed Reindeer".
By the way … I don’t' know but I heard Bob tasted pretty good cooked in a slow-cooker with potatos, carrots, onions, and mushrooms, with some early snow-peas thrown in for color.
The next installment.. "The True Story of Isle of Misfit Toys"... a hint... Did you know that Mrs. Claus was a Sexual Freak....