FlockofSquirrels
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The Squirrel Empire Has Come For You, Sosaria.
- Thread starter Sir Nutsalot
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Iron Squirrel
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We're expanding, in from the Slums of Britain please meet "Gangsta Squirrel"
So let me introduce myself. My name is Squeaks, Squeaks McFluff and I'm from the trees near what the bi-peds call Vesper see. Woods you know, and I been studying these bi-peds. You know learning see. Learning their lingo and all. I even studied a bit of their scratchings see. And anyway I was thinking since we are rallying our members and all, well I thought maybe I'd share some of my studies of these bi-peds with you all right here on this thing here. You know where the bi-peds scratch. See and then we could learn more about these murderous home wreckers and all see. I found out how to use their courier birds even see. So I'm all ready to travel the lands and I even studied up on rocks and the bi-peds evil magics see. So I packed my bags and I'm headed out to a land near you. I know now where the bi-peds gather and such so I'm pretty sure I can corner a few and I've been working on their chitterings, lingo you know. So I think I can speak to the furless two legged ones see.
My quest begins soon you know. I plan to study them in their natural habitat and find out what they are after you know. Most especially I plan to find out where they store their nuts for winter and what their evil plans are see. Might also see if I can get them to reveal their desires and dreams see and even get them to chatter about their gods.
Wish me luck my fellow long tooths!
Sincerely,
Squeaks McFluff
My quest begins soon you know. I plan to study them in their natural habitat and find out what they are after you know. Most especially I plan to find out where they store their nuts for winter and what their evil plans are see. Might also see if I can get them to reveal their desires and dreams see and even get them to chatter about their gods.
Wish me luck my fellow long tooths!
Sincerely,
Squeaks McFluff
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Squirrel Army tries TOL
Wow, who knew squirrels were so deadly? I think we finally found the replacement for greater dragons!
I made my first encounter... I posted the results at this location...
My First Test Subject
My First Test Subject
Iron Squirrel
Visitor
Unfortunately it appears one of our new recruits has run afoul of the local authorities.
He has passed on a request for 50lbs of Pecan's, a shiv, and a years supply of soap on a rope.
He has passed on a request for 50lbs of Pecan's, a shiv, and a years supply of soap on a rope.
Obviously see he should have waited till I've done more reports on the Bi-Peds! They are not to be trusted!
mr. mcfluff
yooos needs to talk to da goblins on chessy, dey knpws lots ob ting bout bi-ped hummies
yooos needs to talk to da goblins on chessy, dey knpws lots ob ting bout bi-ped hummies
Well, I might get there in my travels. We'll have to see. But I don't know if I can make Goblin chitterings, see, you know Lingo. Are you long tooths? I may have to investigate before I let you lull me into false security! *twitches nose and whiskers* *makes a note to study small green bi-peds*
Iron Squirrel
Visitor
Gangsta Squirrel asked me to inform you all he received his care package of Pecans. Unfortunately the Shiv was confiscated and he had an allergic reaction to the soap causing him to suffer some major hair loss.
I loved playing these guys in my old D&D game and with the squirrel talies, I was able to make them in UO as well!
noes long toofts , but wees do bites and pees on bipeds who piss usins off
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What Ozog isn't telling you is that generally just being a humie, a pointy ears or a flappy is enough to piss them off. I think a squirrel would be ok, but I would still make sure to hand the goblin an ice creems cone at the start of the interview. Their favorite flavor seems to be turnip with compost chips
Sir Nutsalot
Adventurer
Good thing we are experts in the art of camouflage, those ferrets will never see us coming!Squirrels might want to skip Pitmuck. Some of the goblins have ferrets.
Dems cold nuts.
Iron Squirrel
Visitor
I loved playing these guys in my old D&D game and with the squirrel talies, I was able to make them in UO as well!
Behold Drider Squirrel
That's just so WRONG
weees puts ferts ina sems crystals ifin yoos comes to pitmuck
This is the kind of thing I see in my nightmares.
But I love this thread. Funniest of the year so far - I'm honestly surprised to see that many squirrel pics/videos on the internet.
Iron Squirrel
Visitor
I've secretly been in contact with several more Meta-Squirrels who have now pledges their assistance.
