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Ahem. Right. I want to know why we have fishermen who don’t know what fish can be caught on Siege. I’m not a fisherman. I think I tried it once just before AoS was inflicted on us, and again in 2001 when I tried to learn cooking for some weird reason. So don’t blame me! Unless you like having Crimson Dragons appear on your boat. But when several of you tell me something can’t be caught on Siege, I’m a trusting guy. I take you at your word.

For July, the winner will be whoever drops the largest Stone OR Lantern fish in the mailbox. Anyone who thinks its funny to fill the mailbox with rocks and lanterns, I know where you live.

There. Are you all happy? No? Well, go fishing then! I hear its therapeutic. Geez. Blackthorn save me from manic fishermen!

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Ahem. Right. I want to know why we have fishermen who don’t know what fish can be caught on Siege. I’m not a fisherman. I think I tried it once just before AoS was inflicted on us, and again in 2001 when I tried to learn cooking for some weird reason. So don’t blame me! Unless you like having Crimson Dragons appear on your boat. But when several of you tell me something can’t be caught on Siege, I’m a trusting guy. I take you at your word.

For July, the winner will be whoever drops the largest Stone OR Lantern fish in the mailbox. Anyone who thinks its funny to fill the mailbox with rocks and lanterns, I know where you live.

There. Are you all happy? No? Well, go fishing then! I hear its therapeutic. Geez. Blackthorn save me from manic fishermen!

Continue reading...
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