The *real* Shard Motto Thread!

[Dor of Sonoma]

Aye, I realize that we've done this in the past...but that was before we were granted the ability to actually change anything. Apparently now, we will actually be able to implement whatever we come up with here...WOOT!

Soooo...without further delay, it is my great pleasure to throw open the gates for your thoughts on what might best represent our Sonoma; post 'em all here, then we'll cobble together a poll containing the (subjectively) chosen best and have everyone vote on their favorite. And then...and then...we will FINALLY have our very own motto!

(I'll try to retrieve that former thread and link it here--I believe I marked it as "kept" at the time--does anyone recall what month it ran in? March, perhaps?)

 

[Elrond]

I thought this one up while thinking of *hic*

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It is better to drink and be drunk than to never drink at all.

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[Sir William]

How 'bout "The Small Town Shard".. That's us isn't it?

 

[HectorFirebrand]

I say...

"HOME OF THE BENEVOLENT HECTOR FIREBRAND...
well Miraz lives here too but hes not on much..."

Hows that one?

 

[Guest]

How about
"Home of the Really Overpriced Vendor House on Ice Island"

You know the one...... /php-bin/shared/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[Del_Xavier]

How about... "Yes, there are people on this shard too"

lol

 

[Guest]

Here you go Dor:

Original Motto Thread

 

[Lord Delekhan]

I liek Del's !!!
It's funny yet horribly true =)

 

[imported_Kahlan_Amnell]

There were some good ones in the first thread. I guess we will keep them in the contest.
I love Del one. Funny indeed.

 

[Lady Vixen]

here is two I put on the first thread

Helping people to play the game not the war

and
Home of the YMCA

 

[Rodimus]

Sonoma - Home of the etheral newbies.

Sonoma - One Abbreviation, YMCA.

Sonoma - The coolest place since AOL Legends.

 

[Rodimus]

Or...

Sonoma - What's a Seer?

 

[spinkickr]

how bout,

Homeowners needed: Apply within
?

or

...not the truck...

or

California here I come?

or??

 

[Guest]

"Where the lands are filled with adventurers, a flame is a long dead beast, houses are a plenty, and the pigs fly happily through the sky."

or we could just put

"&lt;insert roxxoring motto here&gt;"

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[Lord Delekhan]

"We got Miraz....you want'em?"
ehhe

 

[Amroth.]

How bout

Sonoma: Theres nothing to see here!!!


or

Sonoma: ........Got milk? k that really sucked but i try.

 

[Pluffina]

OOPS put this in the wrong place:

I like:

Ask Nadia.

or

We may be be dead, but we're still pretty.

or

Get a free case of slimfast and a bus ticket with every troll!

or not.....

OMG KAT! KAT! Not only has AOL OUT POSTED US, but now Europa has too!!!!!!!!!! GARG!

The best shard motto is: Welcome to Chessy. Lower your morals, surrender your Coconuts,
prepare to be assimilated.

Love,
Pluffy

 

[Burgmeister]

Here's a shot.....

Sonoma...

Were old, Were Proud, and we an't going anywhere!

Burg

 

[Faun(LS-TRAM)]

You know....we have many rl artists and the most famous house decorators than any other shard I've seen. Our entries usually put other shards to shame when it comes to a contest, and overall we have a higher number of tastefully decorated homes....we really are a beautiful shard. Something to refer to that?

 

[Guest]

How about:

"T'will cost ye 1000 gold ta use our shard!"

Heck, they start out with it so why not? ^^

 

[Guest]

See the sites, Drink the whine, Feed the trolls, Then go home


Space available at WBB, see within for details


Roleplayers Welcome

 

[Nottingham]

I have a few ideas...

Sonoma
The little shard that ... couldn't...

Sonoma
Its like Test Center, minus the people and skill adjustments...

Sonoma
You too can kill PAS..

Sonoma
R Y I N R U L Z

Sonoma
Ultima ... Online?!?

Sonoma
ZOG, PAS, you're right! Chessy is better

Fin

 

[Cice]

Hmm, a shard motto...

1. Sonoma Amonos

Warning: #1 on this list really doesn't make sense, it just looks 'cool'

2. Warning - Troll Crossing

3. You need a shard, we need a victim.

4. Home of the Village People - "It's fun to be at the Y...M...C...A"

I mean # 4 as a good thing, to clarify

5. The only shard with housing space left

 

[BranWyn]

Where men are lonely and sheep are scared

Sure beats Chessy

Proper English spoken here; sometimes

We like our shard, so STAY OUT!

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Like the third world, but closer

Come And Feel Better About Your Own Shard

More than just a great place to die

Because somebody has to make Chessy look good.

Now open 7 days a week.

*jacked from all over the place*

 

[spinkickr]

hmmm

how about

Rooms for Rent
?

or, Vacancy

or, somesuch

 

[BobMcForge]

1) Sonoma - 217 people can't be wrong!

2) Over 43 invading liches served.

3) Home of the finest PvP in all... ooooOOOOoooo

4) I got yer RP right here, buddy.

Bob McForge

 

[luthian dargoth]

Where Everybody Knows Your Name
...wait that sounds too familar..errr... pass

How about,
Pull up a seat and have a RootBeer /php-bin/shared/images/icons/pint.gif

 

[Nod of Fire]

I like Bob's 3 and 4...
lol my fav's number 4

 

[Dor of Sonoma]

Hahahaha...I like Bob's #1 /php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif

I'll start compiling these tomorrow folks,...if I can get in.

Meanwhile, we need more!!

 

[Lord Delekhan]

"Slownoma. Darn them Stratics Hampters."-Posted by Hecubus...
I like this one alot hehe

 

[MajorD]

how about: Sonoma, at least we don't get the publish first!