THE POOL. THE GLORY. THE GLITTER BIRDS.
Sponsored by Madame Z — whether she likes it or not — of The Luna Café, who is definitely regretting bankrolling this disaster.
Don’t miss it: Tuesday, Aug 26th at 8 PM EST — the last dives that will determine the Top 5!
No excuses, no make-ups — you must be at this Tuesday dive to earn Week 4 points (bosses permitting).
Also brought to you by Lifeguard Zelda, My Pool, My Rules™ Swimwear.
Check out the team shirts on Aug 30th at 8 PM EST, when the Top 5 will take their final dives!
Grab a shirt for your favorite diver!
GRAND PRIZES – The Finals!
Awarded Aug 30th, 8 PM EST (BP)
A total of 75 Million GPS are up for grabs. Who will claim first place? Who will bonk their head on the infamous bloody red rock and burn their mulligan?
Only time and cool dives will tell!
1st Place Champion
30 Million GPS
25 Riftborne Drops
Eternal bragging rights + a “Totally Worth It” glitter bird statue that proudly screams 1st Place (added solely to irritate Madame Z)
2nd Place Hero
20 Million GPS
15 Riftborne Drops
Bragging rights just obnoxious enough to make your rivals cry + a glitter bird statue labeled 2nd Place
3rd Place Legend
15 Million GPS
10 Riftborne Drops
A lifetime license to mock everyone who “was totally gonna enter but didn’t” + a glitter bird statue labeled 3rd Place
️ 4th & 5th Place Dive Survivors
10 Million GPS each
5 Riftborne Drops each
The prestigious “At Least You Didn’t Drown” status — now officially upgraded thanks to Zelda’s magnificent pen!
And, as our lives have been these past few weeks, times may vary, bosses permitting.
Stay salty, my friends.
Zelda, your ever-posting lifeguard, who makes you laugh! (swipes)
Sponsored by Madame Z — whether she likes it or not — of The Luna Café, who is definitely regretting bankrolling this disaster.
Don’t miss it: Tuesday, Aug 26th at 8 PM EST — the last dives that will determine the Top 5!
No excuses, no make-ups — you must be at this Tuesday dive to earn Week 4 points (bosses permitting).Also brought to you by Lifeguard Zelda, My Pool, My Rules™ Swimwear.
Check out the team shirts on Aug 30th at 8 PM EST, when the Top 5 will take their final dives!
Grab a shirt for your favorite diver!
GRAND PRIZES – The Finals!
Awarded Aug 30th, 8 PM EST (BP)
A total of 75 Million GPS are up for grabs. Who will claim first place? Who will bonk their head on the infamous bloody red rock and burn their mulligan?
Only time and cool dives will tell!
1st Place Champion
30 Million GPS
25 Riftborne Drops
Eternal bragging rights + a “Totally Worth It” glitter bird statue that proudly screams 1st Place (added solely to irritate Madame Z)2nd Place Hero
20 Million GPS
15 Riftborne Drops
Bragging rights just obnoxious enough to make your rivals cry + a glitter bird statue labeled 2nd Place3rd Place Legend
15 Million GPS
10 Riftborne Drops
A lifetime license to mock everyone who “was totally gonna enter but didn’t” + a glitter bird statue labeled 3rd Place️ 4th & 5th Place Dive Survivors
10 Million GPS each
5 Riftborne Drops each
The prestigious “At Least You Didn’t Drown” status — now officially upgraded thanks to Zelda’s magnificent pen!And, as our lives have been these past few weeks, times may vary, bosses permitting.
Stay salty, my friends.
Zelda, your ever-posting lifeguard, who makes you laugh! (swipes)