The Perilous Inquirer V1,9
Vol. 1, Ninth Issue
August 30, 2013
BLACKTHORN SPIES ON CITIZENS
According to documents leaked by Ysebella Damours and published by a French newspaper, King Blackthorn has been eavesdropping on the general chat channel.
Confronted with this evidence, the King stuck to his talking points. "I'm not French! I hate factions! And, yes, that's my grave at my Castle but I'm NOT a zombie!"
BOOMERS BALL
A bang up time was had by all
At the Boomer's Ball in Ladra's Hall.
The best laid traps for women & men,
Concealed the prizes & danger within
Exploding crates in Ladra's Hall.
Along came Blade Runner, Parker Swiftness & Tick,
Looking for crates with a candlestick,
While Kelmo, Liandra, Hoffs and Dark Star
Counted the booms from the upstairs bar.
The guests agreed this was indeed the best Siege fest
In many a year. Though some did fear the reds' unrest,
Death was but a death robe quest.
Katt won that.
YOUR PIXEL CRUSH
- Interviewed by Katt (12 yrs old)
Your Pixel Crush, 32, began playing UO 8 years ago. It took her husband 7 years to get her to play. She finally decided to play the game so she could play with her husband. She says I'll try anything once, but if I like it alot I'll try it again.
But what I really like is crafting, dungeon crawling and tmap hunting with a side of roleplay.
"I have been a gamer girl always even in high school," says Pixel Crush.
"P.S. Aside from PKrs killing people, they are kind of nice," says Pixel Crush.
STUDY: 95% OF PKs DON'T CLEAN THEIR WEAPONS
This reporter, while observing PKs immediately after a kill, found 95 percent not using a cleanser, not scrubbing for the recommended 20 seconds, or not washing at all.
"<expletive deleted> off," said BlOoDlUsT. "I usually wash my blade unless someone's still trying to kill me."
UPCOMING EVENTS
NBT is working on a Scavenger Hunt.
Ilexia may be planning a Treasure Hunt.
PLANNING AN EVENT?
Others might like to assist you. Tell us & we'll help spread the word.
VENDOR PLAZA (Adv)
New vendor house out the Luna south gate; at the 3rd house on your left, turn left to the 2nd house behind the Inquirer, at 82N,20W.
Fresh Stock *Imbued Gear * Filled Spell Books * Pots * LRC Suits * Gate Scrolls * Arties * Furnishings * Plants & Seeds & More!
The Perilous Inquirer
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Writers wanted! Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
~sine die~
Vol. 1, Ninth Issue
August 30, 2013
BLACKTHORN SPIES ON CITIZENS
According to documents leaked by Ysebella Damours and published by a French newspaper, King Blackthorn has been eavesdropping on the general chat channel.
Confronted with this evidence, the King stuck to his talking points. "I'm not French! I hate factions! And, yes, that's my grave at my Castle but I'm NOT a zombie!"
BOOMERS BALL
A bang up time was had by all
At the Boomer's Ball in Ladra's Hall.
The best laid traps for women & men,
Concealed the prizes & danger within
Exploding crates in Ladra's Hall.
Along came Blade Runner, Parker Swiftness & Tick,
Looking for crates with a candlestick,
While Kelmo, Liandra, Hoffs and Dark Star
Counted the booms from the upstairs bar.
The guests agreed this was indeed the best Siege fest
In many a year. Though some did fear the reds' unrest,
Death was but a death robe quest.
Katt won that.
YOUR PIXEL CRUSH
- Interviewed by Katt (12 yrs old)
Your Pixel Crush, 32, began playing UO 8 years ago. It took her husband 7 years to get her to play. She finally decided to play the game so she could play with her husband. She says I'll try anything once, but if I like it alot I'll try it again.
But what I really like is crafting, dungeon crawling and tmap hunting with a side of roleplay.
"I have been a gamer girl always even in high school," says Pixel Crush.
"P.S. Aside from PKrs killing people, they are kind of nice," says Pixel Crush.
STUDY: 95% OF PKs DON'T CLEAN THEIR WEAPONS
This reporter, while observing PKs immediately after a kill, found 95 percent not using a cleanser, not scrubbing for the recommended 20 seconds, or not washing at all.
"<expletive deleted> off," said BlOoDlUsT. "I usually wash my blade unless someone's still trying to kill me."
UPCOMING EVENTS
NBT is working on a Scavenger Hunt.
Ilexia may be planning a Treasure Hunt.
PLANNING AN EVENT?
Others might like to assist you. Tell us & we'll help spread the word.
VENDOR PLAZA (Adv)
New vendor house out the Luna south gate; at the 3rd house on your left, turn left to the 2nd house behind the Inquirer, at 82N,20W.
Fresh Stock *Imbued Gear * Filled Spell Books * Pots * LRC Suits * Gate Scrolls * Arties * Furnishings * Plants & Seeds & More!
The Perilous Inquirer
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Writers wanted! Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
~sine die~
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