The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 38th Issue
March 21, 2014
MOTHER LODE BOOT HILL
- by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
"This is based on the famous Boot Hill in Tombstone, Arizona," Norman Bates says as he points to a grave stone with the name, 'Lester Moore' on it. "I am the caretaker here. My name is Norman Bates. All of the residents are well cared for. Their plots get moved every week. I put fresh flowers on the grave if the relatives pay for it. I was reading about the real one and thought it would be nice if we had one of our own."
I asked the question, "Do all Siege players have a grave?"
Norman Bates grinned, "We have a few spots open...."
The Mother Lode Boot Hill is located in Umbra, across the West Bridge.
UO IS NOT A GAME
UO is not a game, it is an interactive world.
- Richard Garriott
A game is where you explore exotic places, meet strange creatures, kill them, gather marvelous treasures, weapons & armor and max out your skills along the way. Then, if you wish, you can do all that all over again. Like UO, games have crafting, pets and guilds to help you stay the course.
UO has no course, no path to completion. You log in here and you begin to build an online life. You create your own house that in some small way helps to express who you are. Your name appears on items you craft and so your name becomes a part of the interactive world.
One doesn't play UO, one lives it.
MORGAN IRONFIST NEWS
- by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
I was stealthing along in Shame towards the spawn ever so slowly.... I am not much of a fan of that place... but then, something caught my eye. It was the Governor of New Magincia, Morgan Ironfist! I was silent as a mouse, not making a peep, for he already had the Boss up and was killing it. I silently gasped at what he did next. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "WHAAHAAA! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
Oh, but surely that was a lie. I was there! I blinked rapidly and thought for a moment, as all the gold began to spawn. I began to
wonder. Curiosity struck and I didn't know what to do. Was he hiding the city treasury in Shame? *Gasp!*
This could be terrible. I watched a bit longer, too terrified to say anything.
Within a moment, I took myself to Britain and said not a word.
[Note: To see proof of Morgan being in Shame, look on Stratics.]
ARCHITECT SERVICE
I wish to offer my knowledge in custom house design to anyone that wants help FREE OF CHARGE. You tell me what you're looking for and I will build it on Test shard, then hand it over to you on the Test shard so YOU can COPY the design to Siege.
I will also help with deco'ing FOR FREE. But, you will have to buy the deco items... NOT necessarily from my shop.
- Ilexia
TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
"Where is Ilexia's shop?"
The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 38th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
~sine die~
Vol 1, 38th Issue
March 21, 2014
MOTHER LODE BOOT HILL
- by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
"This is based on the famous Boot Hill in Tombstone, Arizona," Norman Bates says as he points to a grave stone with the name, 'Lester Moore' on it. "I am the caretaker here. My name is Norman Bates. All of the residents are well cared for. Their plots get moved every week. I put fresh flowers on the grave if the relatives pay for it. I was reading about the real one and thought it would be nice if we had one of our own."
I asked the question, "Do all Siege players have a grave?"
Norman Bates grinned, "We have a few spots open...."
The Mother Lode Boot Hill is located in Umbra, across the West Bridge.
UO IS NOT A GAME
UO is not a game, it is an interactive world.
- Richard Garriott
A game is where you explore exotic places, meet strange creatures, kill them, gather marvelous treasures, weapons & armor and max out your skills along the way. Then, if you wish, you can do all that all over again. Like UO, games have crafting, pets and guilds to help you stay the course.
UO has no course, no path to completion. You log in here and you begin to build an online life. You create your own house that in some small way helps to express who you are. Your name appears on items you craft and so your name becomes a part of the interactive world.
One doesn't play UO, one lives it.
MORGAN IRONFIST NEWS
- by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
I was stealthing along in Shame towards the spawn ever so slowly.... I am not much of a fan of that place... but then, something caught my eye. It was the Governor of New Magincia, Morgan Ironfist! I was silent as a mouse, not making a peep, for he already had the Boss up and was killing it. I silently gasped at what he did next. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "WHAAHAAA! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
Oh, but surely that was a lie. I was there! I blinked rapidly and thought for a moment, as all the gold began to spawn. I began to
wonder. Curiosity struck and I didn't know what to do. Was he hiding the city treasury in Shame? *Gasp!*
This could be terrible. I watched a bit longer, too terrified to say anything.
Within a moment, I took myself to Britain and said not a word.
[Note: To see proof of Morgan being in Shame, look on Stratics.]
ARCHITECT SERVICE
I wish to offer my knowledge in custom house design to anyone that wants help FREE OF CHARGE. You tell me what you're looking for and I will build it on Test shard, then hand it over to you on the Test shard so YOU can COPY the design to Siege.
I will also help with deco'ing FOR FREE. But, you will have to buy the deco items... NOT necessarily from my shop.
- Ilexia
TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
"Where is Ilexia's shop?"
The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 38th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
~sine die~
