(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 29th Issue

[DeadBob]

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 29th Issue
January 17, 2014

DR. TRU DDS, DMV
Offers quick & painless tooth extraction. "The trick is to administer the anesthetic simultaneously with the extraction," confided the dentist. "They never feel a thing."

MOONGLOW MARATHON
Town Event 4 PM EST SUNDAY, 26 JAN 14. Meet at the Moonglow Lyceum.
Grand Prize: A Charger Of The Fallen. Plus a gold prize & other goodies.
Booby Prize: the guy who fell off the Charger (probably Garth.)
Details posted by Governor York on UO.Stratics Siege Perilous forum:
http://stratics.com/community/threads/moonglow-marathon-sunday-january-26th-4pm-east.310073/

WHEN RU STEALS A MIND
- by Kattasrophe, Age 12
After dealing with Ru being a thief of the mind, I find the aftermath to be horrible! Although when he steals your mind you do not remember a thing, at the same time you are still there, fighting to have your memory back.
So, what do you do to keep him from stealing your mind? The answer is a frying pan...
Until next time. *hopes to keep her mind*

LIFE ON FELUCCA?
National Aeronautics of Shard Atlantic (NASA) has landed a Rover on Felucca to explore the possibility of life there. "With all these houses and castles, we believe Rover is bound to sniff out a live character somewhere in these vast lands. We just have to be patient."

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character's name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

COLORADO SHARD
UO may announce the opening of a new shard dedicated to pot smokers. "This could be the start of a new, inexpensive game genre," proclaimed spokeswoman Hashberry, "No more resources spent creating quests, story arcs or even detailed world building. All they'll need are groovy colors and sitar music. Imagine, a whole game in just one screen!"

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
"What regular Siege player named his character after the Greek god of wine?"

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 29th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are
free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings." Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Moonglow Governor York
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

 

[Kattasrophe]

Lets face it. A frying pan can help Many problems...

 

[FrejaSP]

*Consider one more time, to try to get Katts blood, not sure Frejas head want to meet that frying pan*

 

[Victim of Siege]

a Frying pan is also a good way to make breakfast . . .

 

[startle]

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 29th Issue
January 17, 2014

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
"What regular Siege player named his character after the Greek god of wine?"

Ok, I got this - Dionysus - . But for Pete's sake, somebody beat me to it again... grrrrr.
Check your mailbox, I want my paper............. and my booze.....

COLORADO SHARD
UO may announce the opening of a new shard dedicated to pot smokers. "This could be the start of a new, inexpensive game genre," proclaimed spokeswoman Hashberry, "No more resources spent creating quests, story arcs or even detailed world building. All they'll need are groovy colors and sitar music. Imagine, a whole game in just one screen!"

Well, not so fast with the pot smoker dedication. To do it any justice, you'll have to throw a bunch of Jimi Hendricks in there, and as a sidenote, you can credit our generation (the 60's pot smoker generation) with both the commitment and the ability to get so far into the government's face, that we stopped a war. Yea, we had groovy colors and we had sitar music. Colors and Music... Come to think about it, we were all about colors.... we were the generation who demanded that everyone be treated as an equal, regardless of their skin's color. We were an amazing generation, who pointed out the hypocrisy of keeping pot somehow illegal, while keeping alcohol and cigarettes legal, and now - right now - pot is legal in both Colorado and WASHINGTON (not necessarily in that order mind you) and a bunch of states are in the running to be the next....

So I'm up here, lmao. How bout some love for the home of the Seahawks from time to time...? Eh?

 

[Spiffykeen]

Hmmm.... I thought UO WAS the MMO for potsmokers?

 

[startle]

Hmmm.... I thought UO WAS the MMO for potsmokers?

I wonder if they'd allow a poll on that? I mean, it's no longer the horrible herb the liquor industry wants to keep from encroaching on their enourmous profits... Go for it.

 

[DeadBob]

Re Startle's comment, "... you can credit our generation (the 60's pot smoker generation) with both the commitment and the ability to get so far into the government's face, that we stopped a war."
- been there, done that. In the 1969 march on the nation's Capitol, from Arlington Cemetery, past the white house to the Capitol building, we all wore placards bearing the name of a soldier killed in Vietnam. As a veteran, I felt I added something to the march. But I became small potatoes when I talked to the lady behind me who wore her son's name.

 

[startle]

I was one of those naive 19 year olds, who trusted that his government was doing the right thing. I joined. Silly me... 58,000 of ours/half million of theirs - all dead - for absolutely nothing....

 

[Rhafiki]

i thought UO was for us drinkers?

 

[Leather Lucy]

It's for both *group hug*.

 

[MANSBETH]

Never trust your Government!
Love your country.

 

[TheDrAJ]

.... but I don't inhale!

 

[kelmo]

i did not exhale.