... welcomes you. The Temple is available for Birthday parties, Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and much much more.
Our prices can not be beaten! And if they are, that seller will be beaten (with a club...)!
We're taking orders fast and space is running out, so get your event booked NOOOOOW!!!
(Disclaimer: Experiences may vary and may not match what is offered in the brochure. The proprietor is not responible for deaths on the premises due to Kelmos (TM) dodgy liquor. 'Diablo Del Dazzle the Clown' is no longer available for birthday parties and is currently in rehab.)
Our prices can not be beaten! And if they are, that seller will be beaten (with a club...)!
We're taking orders fast and space is running out, so get your event booked NOOOOOW!!!
(Disclaimer: Experiences may vary and may not match what is offered in the brochure. The proprietor is not responible for deaths on the premises due to Kelmos (TM) dodgy liquor. 'Diablo Del Dazzle the Clown' is no longer available for birthday parties and is currently in rehab.)
