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Vesper

Roleplaying the free peoples of Vesper

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THE BEARDED HAM

adam brook

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Stratics Veteran
Do you have a beard? Sick of the negativity towards your beard? Are you looking for a place your beard will be accepted? Look no further !

The bearded ham accepts you for you. As long as you have pubic hair in your face.

The idea of the club is to get pointers from other bearded warriors.
You will no longer look like an uncut savage.. instead a bearded king.

The journey to the top isn't easy but with our guidance, you too can reach the peak of your potential. So keep it growing and say f*** off to a shave.

In this club, we fight for our growth.
IN THIS CLUB WE TEAR EVERYONE AROUND US, TO PIECES FOR OUR GROWTH.

Don't let your girlfriends, wives, friends or bosses tell you no. It is your face and it is your glory. STEP UP! BE A MAN!

We grow as a club.. or we crumble. Whisker by whisker.

FRIENDS DON'T LET FIRENDS SHAVE


The rules to this glorious club are simple.

*No false beards
*No babyface shaving
*Respect eachothers growth no matter if it is your style or not
*Be a man. Not a girl scout
*Kick anyone with a razor in the nuts


To join this glorious stage of manhood. See founding father;

Theoden Westaman

Name provider - Tommy Trousers

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Sioned Silvers

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Sioned couldn't help to smile, as she reviewed the poster, then her smile cracked into a chuckle and then she started to laugh, as a melody formed in her head. Admittedly, She missed some of the fun tavern eve's with songs an' the Bards pullin' some amazing riffs on their lutes, drums and what not.. Maybe it was an idea - Tryin' to hire some bards for the tavern eves?

She chuckled to herself as she turned around and walked away from the board and in the direction of the Swaggers Inn, She glanced east, and the worrying thought of the Nujelm appeared in her head.
She tried to push that thought away and began singing quietly..

Oh Oh Oh Somebody hit the alarm!
Oh Oh Oh The Beards is coming to Town,
Causein’ Cove an’ Allies some harm!
It’s the time an’ you know
No, Esca’ not the nameless, we’re not the shameless
Vesper is made for Greatness!


As Sioned walked past the graveyard near Vesper, she sung for full lungs:

Octi is a man facin’ a war,
And we know what Vesper is standin’ for
All of the Free People
All of the Gargoyles Octi thrown overboard
Yew always tried to blame us
But they don’t know the Lord!


No, we’re not the nameless, we’re not shameless!
Swaggers Inn is made for GREATNESS!

It doesn’t matter if Theo’s beard has grown long,
If you just hold on yeah, I’ll continue my song yeah
Until the sky is falling an’ Sosaria gone mad
The girls will always cheer on the Vesper Lads
So when Yew is fallen and Cove gone sad
Esca's Flock will continue to grow as mad
So stop your running, stop the running!
One beard, one man, proud to take the stand
Sing it louder – c’mon! Make Yiveth an’ Vesper prouder!

Oh Oh Oh! Somebody heard the alarm!
Oh Oh Oh! Someone’s friends are back in town
An’ when it’s the time, they will remain calm
cause Vesper and stands for GREATNESS!

/OOC:
Vesper Trading Company, is lookin' for Roleplayer Bards that can help making UO songs and such! Oh an' the melody attempted to rime on is Papa Roach's born for greatness. But in this case - It will be Papa Chuck's - Vesper made for greatness… or something loike that.
 
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