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Teleport..

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P!r@te

Guest
First of all.. to you pathetic newbs that cry "Teleport" Its a defensive spell... Wow.. Secondly.. All your morons havent realized that *ALL* ML Upgraded humans.. can cast teleport? Maybe you should use your heads a little.

Whats next? "Dante quit G Healing!! Its Gimp!!"
 
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imported_Goron

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

First of all.. to you pathetic newbs that cry "Teleport" Its a defensive spell... Wow.. Secondly.. All your morons havent realized that *ALL* ML Upgraded humans.. can cast teleport? Maybe you should use your heads a little.

Whats next? "Dante quit G Healing!! Its Gimp!!"

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if k0c were smart enough they'd put someone on the wall anticipating yoru teleport. *oops* I gave away a secret! Oh no! Dante be careful k0c might actually do something about it now because they know the secret trick thats really hard to find out!
 
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P!r@te

Guest
yeah i know.. someone on the wall will murder me.. unless its another mage.. one v one im pretty sure kage is the only mage left that actually stands a chance.

but!! i think they would rather cry than try to figure it out.. i mean.. with a guild of like 60 mages.. none of them try to tele after me.. why? because it gets them away from their gank... and they will die.

puffy is like a king in the dark ages..a big fat guy that sends newbs to die for him.
 
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P!r@te

Guest
i agree with dante kage is pretty much the only other person on this shard as good as me and dante
 
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imported_Goron

Guest
ok this is getting creepy. You having a convo with yourself...
 
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P!r@te

Guest
isnt it? its more fun that way! its the only way to get an inteligent convo around here
 
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P!r@te

Guest
<blockquote><hr>



[/ QUOTE ]

so your saying we need mental help?
 
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imported_Goron

Guest
<blockquote><hr>


so your saying we need mental help?

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You mean "so your saying I need mental help." There is no 'we'. Don't worry, the mena nd women in white coats will take good care of you (singular).
 
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imported_Goron

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

so your saying that I need mental help??

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not anymore
 
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P!r@te

Guest
BTW.. i considered myself as a newb back when crunch was around..
 
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Nerf-Herder

Guest
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so your saying we need mental help?

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pikon198

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

so your saying that I need mental help??

[/ QUOTE ]

The only help pirates need is unloading their booty from their victims, Arrr!
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
One way to define a noob is when, after a fight you can see their ghost saying

"DUEL ME!"

 
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P!r@te

Guest
Scorn.. Ask amanda shade.. i tried to one v one you.. I told her i was calling you out.. Blah Blah Blah, you came out.. Amazingly, but after *Four* seconds of Running from me.. you realized that you we're *COMPLETELY* out matched as a mage.. versus me.. So before you talk [censored].. stop being the worst mage on siege..boy

BTW scorn.. *Every* time you see me on your mage.. I flag you.. and *Every* time.. you strait up BOLT to your house.. Cause you suck as a mage....
 
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pikon198

Guest
thats some booty i dont need help unloading thats for sure woot!
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
I wasn't talking about you.

Do you do that?
 
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P!r@te

Guest
Well i am talking to you scorn.. Or is that too hard for you? Cant even talk to me one v one LOL
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
OOOoooOOOOooooOOOOoooo

Translation: "Duel Me!!!!"
 
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P!r@te

Guest
Scorn we've already been over this.. *YOU* wont fight *ME* remember?

How about this.. Ill fight you Anytime.. at any place.. for any amount of gold you want.. with as many people recording it and taking screenshots as you want..

Good enough for you? Or wait... Will this post be followed with either

A: I'll fight you on my dexxer *Thats the classic one*
Or
B: An excuse.

Vote now!
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
That is where you are wrong.

I have no problem fighting you but at the end I like to take your stuff while you yell "DUEL ME!!"

I get a kick out of that.



Let me clarify. This is our relationship. I kill you. I take your stuff. You yell "Duel Me!!".

Rinse and Repeat.

I hope you like our relationship because no matter how much time you spend crying about "Duels!!" I think I'll just keep killing you and taking your stuff.

 
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P!r@te

Guest
Scorn.. You dont kill me.. You will never kill me.. The people around you Kill me by ganking me.. How about we duel.. and if you win go ahead and take my stuff.. But i will take yours.. Because i *Will* kill you in an even match.. because mainly.. Im 700% A better mage than you are.. All you can do is talk your [censored].. then run into your house.. From now on.. Everytime you run from me ( Which is everytime your on your mage.. believe it or not ) I'll grab a screenie.. this board will be filled with you in your house.. very quickly.
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
You just died again....I'm looting you right now.
 
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Sir Ha-ward

Guest
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/wavace/******.gif
 
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imported_Goron

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

You just died again....I'm looting you right now.

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ten $ says u didnt kill him alone. I dont think i've ever seen a jsv&amp;crew alone.
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
You fight alone?

I hear Dante is looking for a duel....



Oh, he just died again!!
 
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P!r@te

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

<blockquote><hr>

You just died again....I'm looting you right now.

[/ QUOTE ]
ten $ says u didnt kill him alone. I dont think i've ever seen a jsv&amp;crew alone.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually he didnt kill me at all.. Hes just posting that because he will never be able to do it.

Believe it or not.. I havent even been to luna today..So what scorn?
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

So what scorn?

[/ QUOTE ]

So...I'm looting you again!!

"Duel Me!!!!!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Are we clear yet?
 
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P!r@te

Guest
Yeah, once again you've proven to me that you are simply pathetic..
in your Imaginary world i guess your good.. But on siege.. You are a joke I know it, you know it, siege knows it.. So Just stop.. accept it.. Seriously.. Ive been here for maybe a year and a half and your just as big a [censored] as when i came here.
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
Dead again!!

More loots for me!!

Don't take yourself so seriously....it will ease the pain as your stuff moves into my pack.
 
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imported_MoonglowMerchant

Guest
I'm not here claiming to be the worlds greatest PvPer. That is your job. Well, that and filling my pack with your gear while yelling "DUEL ME!!!!"

LOL
 
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Guest

Guest
LOL the problem isn't teleport, the problem is that you ONLY fight in luna now, very close to your house, and if you do happen to flag on someone which you rarely do anyways then you only do it around the walls, and at the first sight of ANY damage you teleport up on the walls and run

So you NEVER try to fight 1v1 in the first place, so eventually you're fighitng 2-3 people from the wall, then you get ganked and talk [censored] about how nobody can 1v1 you.

You are a FAKER, you pretend to want to fight people 1v1, then you just teleport away and talk [censored], then you get ganked and die so you can complain about nobody fighting you 1v1.

Get a life man, you cast teleport more than you cast offensive damage spells.

This is how almost every fight with us goes
1. I strangle you
2. You eat apple
3. I lp you.
4. You chug cure pot
5. You cast explode
6. I cast blood oath
7. You teleport on wall and start crying and talking [censored] because you cant eat any more apples to get rid of strangle and cant cast on me from blood oath, so you say "jesus all you do is cast strangle and blood oath", then i say "teleport more LOL bye bye"
8. You leave in shame.
 
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Guest

Guest
qft. and see, thats the sad part, i cant kill neither dante nor storm 1vs1 because you figured out long ago how much quicker than me you are. when both of you together you just go sit on the wall. when i follow you guys up you might eventually block yourself in unable to run away from me and i kill one, the other then is gone.

and now dont get me wrong, i never said you guys suck, i always said things like that is actually good playing, using whatever you can to your advantage. but it sounds ******** when you try to tell people how teleporting and paralyzing/efielding is part of a skill but in the same sentence cry about dismounting or pets. thats just as much a skill, its sounds even more stupid when you try to tell people that they arent allowed to play in bigger groups than 2, guess why its called ultima online. that is not only part of a skill, that is the game!
 
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P!r@te

Guest
So what your saying is.. Even if i use a temp like NS DS NS and kill people with three macros.. Im good? See in my eyes.. thats false..

If i dismount gank someone.. Its not skill.. its just a gank.
 
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Guest

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

So what your saying is.. Even if i use a temp like NS DS NS and kill people with three macros.. Im good? See in my eyes.. thats false..

If i dismount gank someone.. Its not skill.. its just a gank.

[/ QUOTE ]

His point is that you complain about certain things like dismount and NS DS NS saying its skillless, but when people complain to you about all your weak teleporting and efields and walls and paralyze fields up on luna walls you tell them its all part of the game so when you do it then its skillful
 
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Guest

Guest
no, im saying you can be good no matter what template you use or run. if you can get a template where you need one button and kill people constantly, then id even rate you way better than someone that needs 100 button. see, thats a problem specially mages often have. they think skill is a matter of how many macros they have and that their template is so much harder to play than any other template. its not, specially not on the field.

but to get a bit further in what you said: <blockquote><hr>

Even if i use a temp like NS DS NS and kill people with three macros.. Im good? See in my eyes.. thats false..

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how i look at that is, someone has 20-50 macros but cant figure out a way to fight someone with that template, not even talking about staying alive. thats absolutely not what id call a good player.

<blockquote><hr>

If i dismount gank someone.. Its not skill.. its just a gank.

[/ QUOTE ]

and i say skill is not a matter of what you do, but how you do it.
 
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imported_dexdash

Guest
<blockquote><hr>

One way to define a noob is when, after a fight you can see their ghost saying

"DUEL ME!"



[/ QUOTE ]

another way is when they insta rez and get all their stuff back and run off
 
Lord_Puffy

Lord_Puffy

Crazed Zealot
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
<blockquote><hr>

So what your saying is.. Even if i use a temp like NS DS NS and kill people with three macros.. Im good? See in my eyes.. thats false..

If i dismount gank someone.. Its not skill.. its just a gank.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ganking is an Art, Someday you may finally learn it
Most likly when you stop playing by yourself. Try playing with a group instead of playing your single player uo.


Ps wana duel for 2 mil, your tune changed to me once I faceplanted you... Whos to say 75% of the people on here cant do the same... I know Ive def fought 2 handfuls of people that gave me a harder challange than you. I believe I went down what 25 hps the whole fight while you were trying to disturb everything I casted to stay alive.

Please read this 3x and dont take anything out of context you have a bad habit of doing that.
 
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P!r@te

Guest
Yah beat me.. I sucked.. yeah it happened.. But hey everyone has a day..
 
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