Taking a break *not* :-P

[Guest]

Wulf's glorious reappearance on the scene has proven overwhelming to a simple peasant girl's sensibilities...hence I feel the need to absent myself for a time to recover...

I stocked my vendor yesterday, and will likely not be checking it for the rest of the week. If the break becomes extended, I will change the sign name or take the vendor down, so shoppers do not waste their time perusing empty containers.

-Skylark

 

[Guest]

Dont be gone too long.

 

[Mandolin]

No pie? *tries to comprehend*

 

[Kat SP]

??

Ye hath one week or I shall send the TnT neanderthals to drag ye back by the hair!

 

[Ginsu-SP]

Still on break?


Cheers!
Ginsu

 

[Guest]

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Still on break?

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*laughs hard*

The question is, did I ever start it? I went less than 2 whole days without logging on to the game! I had intended to remain in the convenient swoon Wulf's magnificent reappearance caused, for maybe a week or so, and catch up on some beauty sleep, but someone subsequently convinced me that it was silly to try to improve on perfection

. So...it looks like I will be continuing to work on my hag look, uninterrupted. Viva la sleep deprivation!

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

Damn my beautiful hide!

I'm worse than cocaine, tearing apart entire families, destroying lives! I start off being fun, then next thing you know you're stealing from friends and family just to pay your UO bill to get your next Wulf fix! You finally accept you have a problem when you wake up in the hospital after trying to carve an image of me on the underside of your eyelid, but by that point you just don't care...

 

[Guest]

*sighs*

Yes, I suppose I should be thankful that I only experienced the effects of your presence from afar, and thus was able to overcome my swoon by a sheer act of will. I'd hate to think what would happen if I actually met you face to face, since you have already mentioned it is nearly impossible for mere mortals to gaze directly at you.

Still, it could always be worse...I could be addicted to blaze.

*shivers*

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

*ponders having his followers construct blaze idols cast in his image*

 

[Guest]

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*ponders having his followers construct blaze idols cast in his image*

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Eep! Evil fiend!

As it happens, I am a pro at crafting blaze images, that capture the essence of the original, so I can give your minions some tips, if they become stumped. Here is a sample of my work:

As an alternative to this type of high-end tribute (I am an artiste after all, and the work of minions is notoriously shoddy) there are a number of new woods, and statues that can be crafted, which you can turn to. You may need to rethink the blaze though, as the closest to that in the new woods is oak, which looks sort of brownish-gold, and clearly that would not properly represent your radiance. On the bright side, I do know where there is a red squirrel statue. Would that do?

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

....Does the squirrel at least appear to be ill-tempered?

 

[Guest]

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....Does the squirrel at least appear to be ill-tempered?

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Well, no actually it looks rather pleasant, so if ill-tempered is one of the parameters, I guess that rules that out.

Now if you were going for insanity as a theme, you could adopt the new giant acorn replicas, as your icon, hoping that people would at least make the connection Wulf = nuts, but that would probably be relying too much on the cognitive abilities of your subjects.

I'm running out of ideas...

If you want to view a wide variety of available statues, with mimimal effort, and without wasting valuable minion resources, I suggest you start shaking vampires upside down, and seeing what falls out of their packs. Their tribute demands changed while you were away, and instead of sensible, nutritious blood vials, per WyRm's decree, they are now demanding statuary ...

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

....It's clear now that they must be stopped.

Today, statues.

Tomorrow... A two-tiered shrubbery with a little path running down the middle....

 

[Nerf-Herder]

LOL

 

[Guest]

Nee!

 

[Guest]

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....It's clear now that they must be stopped.

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*rips Wulf's words out of the past and pastes them in the present*

Clearly what must be stopped is someone randomly reviving year+ old threads which no longer have meaningful context!

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

Does that only apply to year old threads?