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*Stumbles in and puts instant coffee next to waterhose*

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EricOfRhavyn

Guest
*cough*
*looks around in confusion*
There's yer stink'n coffee!
If'n yer hungry there's an IHOP down the road!
*cough*
The Flu SUXXORS! I am FWND! Flu is L33t3$t U663r3st RoXXor! Flu Owns Me and Talks smak!
*Coughs and passes out*
 
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GrumpySmith

Guest
eww I"m not drinking that coffee after you hacked all over it..

*fixes some chicken noodle soup and some ice cold 7-up for the sick one*

Can ya tell I'm a mom? hehe
 
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tazzi523

Guest
*walks in to see tissues, cough drops, Tlyenol Flu packets all over*
No wonder no one is here.
*picks up flu infested coffee jar and throws it away*
*sets up ABM machine incase anyone wants some lunch*
*puts a blanket on EricOfRhavyn, smiles and goes back to work*

Have a good day all!

Eric, get some sleep. Sleep is good /php-bin/shared/images/icons/sleep2.gif
 

Ludes

Babbling Loonie
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Morning everyone...except Eric I hope, he really should be sleeping as much as possible.
 
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jat

Guest
Poor Eric...go get some rest. I thought you might be ill. Drink plenty of fluids and lots of rest should see you through this. *Gets a wet cloth for his head* Now go lay down!
 
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EricOfRhavyn

Guest
O.K. I am about to leave for Dallas. Tomorrow night is the Dallas Witches Ball. I will not be here in the morning to start virtual breakfast and coffee. Thank you all for your concern and pampering. My birthday is Saturday and I will be spending it with my favorite girl in the entire univers, my daughter, Rowan Elizabeth. I named my mage after her so that even though we live 6 hours apart I see a little of her every time I log onto UO. Anyway, it is my 31st Birthday and no I do not want any special anything. I strongly dislike birthdays and do not really celebrate them. To me age has no meaning. I am a child, I am an adult, I am ageless and I am happy that way. Anyhoo, enough feverish blabbing. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend! I'll rest next week! and I'll sleep when I am dead!
 
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Guest

Guest
Instant is NOT coffee, just brown water /php-bin/shared/images/icons/smile.gif

*Savors her drip brewed coffee made from Colombian Supremo beans ground nanoseconds before the filtered water started to descend on them* ... I may eat a lot of mac and cheese and other bargain foods but my coffee is the best I can find.

Sorry you're sick. hope the bug leaves you soon!
 
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