On behalf of the overly shy owner of The Boondocks, I regret to announce that The Boondocks are inaccessible by the public hub at this time. He assures me that everything is completely under control and there are no strange happenings or unexplainable spookiness going on and that he will be working day and night to have it functional again in time for Trick or Treating Night.
Thank you for your indulgence.
Thank you for your indulgence.